💀Kristofer💀
@smallinsaneone.bsky.social
Bone God and disaster gremlin. 🐧 fan. My wife fan. AuDHD. ✡️. It/its. 28.
iwtv, batfam, aftg, qt, various unhinged screaming
iwtv, batfam, aftg, qt, various unhinged screaming
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Hi! I’m Kris/Kristofer/Bone God/idk as long as you don’t call me by my full legal first name (I literally tell people irl that if they forget my name they can just go “blue hair!” bc I’m usually the only one, tho I feel that may be less useful here).
I'm trying to find a two-person arrangement of Hallelujah for a friend and I, and why does this SAY two-person/SA but when I open it it's SAB?????
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'm trying to find a two-person arrangement of Hallelujah for a friend and I, and why does this SAY two-person/SA but when I open it it's SAB?????
When I say that my music tastes are “varied and eclectic,” please know that this just popped up on my discover weekly
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
When I say that my music tastes are “varied and eclectic,” please know that this just popped up on my discover weekly
How many times do I need to tell Moops that I cannot put the food in the bowl if his head is also in the bowl
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
How many times do I need to tell Moops that I cannot put the food in the bowl if his head is also in the bowl
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You asked chatgpt, I asked the vampire Armand and he brainwashed me into forgetting the question and told me to kms
you asked chatgpt. i asked the vampire louis de pointe du lac. he spoke in purple prose for ten uninterrupted minutes and didn't directly answer the question.
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
You asked chatgpt, I asked the vampire Armand and he brainwashed me into forgetting the question and told me to kms
We are all the way to November yet I *still* keep trying to write the year as 2024
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We are all the way to November yet I *still* keep trying to write the year as 2024
OH SHIT MY DM REINCARNATION FIC
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
OH SHIT MY DM REINCARNATION FIC
Captive Prince (the whole trilogy) was everything I wanted and love, but now really what I need is Laurent topping Damen.
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Captive Prince (the whole trilogy) was everything I wanted and love, but now really what I need is Laurent topping Damen.
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Happy (unofficial) birthday to the enigmatic diva that is Armand! ❤️🔥
Huge thanks to the incredible Assad Zaman, whose hauntingly beautiful portrayal of this tragic and complex character has completely captured our hearts and imaginations.
#InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #iwtvsky
Huge thanks to the incredible Assad Zaman, whose hauntingly beautiful portrayal of this tragic and complex character has completely captured our hearts and imaginations.
#InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #iwtvsky
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Happy (unofficial) birthday to the enigmatic diva that is Armand! ❤️🔥
Huge thanks to the incredible Assad Zaman, whose hauntingly beautiful portrayal of this tragic and complex character has completely captured our hearts and imaginations.
#InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #iwtvsky
Huge thanks to the incredible Assad Zaman, whose hauntingly beautiful portrayal of this tragic and complex character has completely captured our hearts and imaginations.
#InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #iwtvsky
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#InterviewWithTheVampire
#TheVampireLestat #iwtv
Birthday Boy Lestat appears in a new teaser shared by @annerice.amc.com!
#TheVampireLestat #iwtv
Birthday Boy Lestat appears in a new teaser shared by @annerice.amc.com!
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
#InterviewWithTheVampire
#TheVampireLestat #iwtv
Birthday Boy Lestat appears in a new teaser shared by @annerice.amc.com!
#TheVampireLestat #iwtv
Birthday Boy Lestat appears in a new teaser shared by @annerice.amc.com!
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#InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #iwtvsky
OUT named Louis de Pointe du Lac the hottest gay character on streaming right now.
🔗: www.out.com/gay-tv-shows...
OUT named Louis de Pointe du Lac the hottest gay character on streaming right now.
🔗: www.out.com/gay-tv-shows...
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
#InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #iwtvsky
OUT named Louis de Pointe du Lac the hottest gay character on streaming right now.
🔗: www.out.com/gay-tv-shows...
OUT named Louis de Pointe du Lac the hottest gay character on streaming right now.
🔗: www.out.com/gay-tv-shows...
My wife’s general aesthetic being “hobbit” is particularly funny when you realize that *my* general aesthetic is more like “Ringwraith,” complete with the shrieking.
November 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My wife’s general aesthetic being “hobbit” is particularly funny when you realize that *my* general aesthetic is more like “Ringwraith,” complete with the shrieking.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
At least like 60% of living with me is just weird noises all the time. Another 35% is my complete inability to ever be organized even a little bit, and the last 5% is “can you empty the dishwasher please.”
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
At least like 60% of living with me is just weird noises all the time. Another 35% is my complete inability to ever be organized even a little bit, and the last 5% is “can you empty the dishwasher please.”
I am back on my “I deserve to be a vampire” bullshit
November 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I am back on my “I deserve to be a vampire” bullshit
Just made goth-to-goth eye contact with a girl on the escalator on the light rail
November 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Just made goth-to-goth eye contact with a girl on the escalator on the light rail
What in the iwtv eyes is going on here
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
What in the iwtv eyes is going on here
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Anyone who would so nonchalantly tear down a huge chunk of the White House would sell ANY and all top secret information to any foreign power.
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Anyone who would so nonchalantly tear down a huge chunk of the White House would sell ANY and all top secret information to any foreign power.
I am once again having very many feelings about Murderbot, its perception of itself, and my perception of myself as an autistic person who struggles with connecting to “personhood” as defined by allistic people.
October 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I am once again having very many feelings about Murderbot, its perception of itself, and my perception of myself as an autistic person who struggles with connecting to “personhood” as defined by allistic people.
Happy #NationalBlackCatDay from Coco and Pop Tart!
October 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Happy #NationalBlackCatDay from Coco and Pop Tart!
I had a dream in which my dnd character died, and I really hope that wasn’t a premonition of how today’s session is going to go.
October 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I had a dream in which my dnd character died, and I really hope that wasn’t a premonition of how today’s session is going to go.
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And it doesn’t belong to him. He’s a guest, not even a tenant, in a house that belongs to us. Last time he tore up the garden. This time he’s wrecking the house. Time to toss him tf out.
"Tearing down the White House and replacing it with a facsimile of Mar-a-Lago isn’t any less appalling because Trump cajoled companies into paying for it. Indeed, it might be worse. Funding a pet project via the coercion of private donors creates a closed loop and complete lack of accountability."
King Trump turns US Treasury into his personal piggy bank
He thinks our money is his.
www.publicnotice.co
October 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
And it doesn’t belong to him. He’s a guest, not even a tenant, in a house that belongs to us. Last time he tore up the garden. This time he’s wrecking the house. Time to toss him tf out.
Someone send me a magic cure for “all my joints hurt”
October 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Someone send me a magic cure for “all my joints hurt”
For reasons as yet unknown, I woke up with The Battle Cry of Freedom stuck in my head, which is a new one for me.
October 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
For reasons as yet unknown, I woke up with The Battle Cry of Freedom stuck in my head, which is a new one for me.
why can't adults go trick or treating like i don't care that i'm 28 i want to put on a costume and get candy!
October 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
why can't adults go trick or treating like i don't care that i'm 28 i want to put on a costume and get candy!
If you see this you have to tell me a fun fact.
October 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If you see this you have to tell me a fun fact.