💀Kristofer💀
@smallinsaneone.bsky.social
Bone God and disaster gremlin. 🐧 fan. My wife fan. AuDHD. ✡️. It/its. 28.
iwtv, batfam, aftg, qt, various unhinged screaming
iwtv, batfam, aftg, qt, various unhinged screaming
I'm trying to find a two-person arrangement of Hallelujah for a friend and I, and why does this SAY two-person/SA but when I open it it's SAB?????
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'm trying to find a two-person arrangement of Hallelujah for a friend and I, and why does this SAY two-person/SA but when I open it it's SAB?????
When I say that my music tastes are “varied and eclectic,” please know that this just popped up on my discover weekly
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
When I say that my music tastes are “varied and eclectic,” please know that this just popped up on my discover weekly
This is Eenie (orange and white) and Hawkeye (solid orange). Eenie is busy bathing every single cat in this thread, and Hawk is fist fighting them.
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This is Eenie (orange and white) and Hawkeye (solid orange). Eenie is busy bathing every single cat in this thread, and Hawk is fist fighting them.
What in the iwtv eyes is going on here
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
What in the iwtv eyes is going on here
Happy #NationalBlackCatDay from Coco and Pop Tart!
October 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Happy #NationalBlackCatDay from Coco and Pop Tart!
I would like to introduce you all to this new genre of photo called “Pop Tart screm”
September 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I would like to introduce you all to this new genre of photo called “Pop Tart screm”
Two boys in a window what crimes will they commit
September 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Two boys in a window what crimes will they commit
Coco’s the spookiest boy in the house, nothing will get past him.
September 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Coco’s the spookiest boy in the house, nothing will get past him.
We just had to say goodbye to Hawkeye, my soul cat, my very most bestest baby. Give your own kitties extra smoochies from me tonight 💔💔
September 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We just had to say goodbye to Hawkeye, my soul cat, my very most bestest baby. Give your own kitties extra smoochies from me tonight 💔💔
Be a percussionist, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
September 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Be a percussionist, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
I did a fic rec post on tiktok, and someone commented this (jaytim is a pair of adoptive brothers) and like it wasn’t even about the specific fic I recced just that the author likes something ~problematic~ like jeez let people LIVE
Anyway my friends talked me down from replying “yeah, and?”
Anyway my friends talked me down from replying “yeah, and?”
September 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I did a fic rec post on tiktok, and someone commented this (jaytim is a pair of adoptive brothers) and like it wasn’t even about the specific fic I recced just that the author likes something ~problematic~ like jeez let people LIVE
Anyway my friends talked me down from replying “yeah, and?”
Anyway my friends talked me down from replying “yeah, and?”
I’m sorry, this might be the funniest CW list I’ve seen in a hot minute
September 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’m sorry, this might be the funniest CW list I’ve seen in a hot minute
Like just LOOK at her I cannot disturb her
September 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Like just LOOK at her I cannot disturb her
I got this tattoo today because Hawkeye (my “soul cat”) likes to sit on that area when I’m lying in bed, and it’s so cute that I want to cry every time I see it. It’s so cute my teeth tingle.
August 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I got this tattoo today because Hawkeye (my “soul cat”) likes to sit on that area when I’m lying in bed, and it’s so cute that I want to cry every time I see it. It’s so cute my teeth tingle.
Sure sure sure let’s go
August 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Sure sure sure let’s go
The boy, he thinks he is a casserole.
August 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The boy, he thinks he is a casserole.
Happy flat fuck Friday from the muppet
July 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Happy flat fuck Friday from the muppet
One of the caseworkers found a kitten in the parking garage and I got to carry him around the office before he went to shelter.
July 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
One of the caseworkers found a kitten in the parking garage and I got to carry him around the office before he went to shelter.
Much like the below, I don’t eat pork for religious reasons, and then I’m also autistic, so there are some things I absolutely don’t eat on that front. That being said, I *did* grow up middle-to-upper-middle class, so make of that what you will.
June 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Much like the below, I don’t eat pork for religious reasons, and then I’m also autistic, so there are some things I absolutely don’t eat on that front. That being said, I *did* grow up middle-to-upper-middle class, so make of that what you will.
I had fun with the glitter face paint. I also got some of my glitter on a baby.
June 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I had fun with the glitter face paint. I also got some of my glitter on a baby.
I’ve been in a Mash mood lately but let me tell you it is weird reading some of that fanfiction when Hawkeye Pierce the cat is looming over me.
June 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’ve been in a Mash mood lately but let me tell you it is weird reading some of that fanfiction when Hawkeye Pierce the cat is looming over me.
Having a black cat is so funny because sometimes I’ll be looking for him and it’s like hm, that darkness looks a little *too* dark and then it’s Coco.
June 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Having a black cat is so funny because sometimes I’ll be looking for him and it’s like hm, that darkness looks a little *too* dark and then it’s Coco.
Excuse me ma’am who let you be this stinking cute
June 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Excuse me ma’am who let you be this stinking cute
Oh my gd that’s Eenie. That’s. That’s Eenie. Our sweet orange boy who loved his lesbian moms SO MUCH.
June 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Oh my gd that’s Eenie. That’s. That’s Eenie. Our sweet orange boy who loved his lesbian moms SO MUCH.
On the topic of Hawkeye, please meet Hawkeye Pierce the cat. She’s a little monster and I love her so much, and I love showing her to anyone ever but especially people familiar with her namesake.
June 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
On the topic of Hawkeye, please meet Hawkeye Pierce the cat. She’s a little monster and I love her so much, and I love showing her to anyone ever but especially people familiar with her namesake.