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I will if you will.
HEINZ MARKETING DEPT. 1977

OFFICE JUNIOR: "Here boss, spaghetti's a vegetable innit?"

GUY WHO'S WIFE LEFT HIM FOR A CAULIFLOWER SALESMAN: " Who cares. Is it cheaper than a fucking cauliflower?"
Feb 1977: Spaghetti ad from Heinz

(+Baked Beans)
February 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Always relevant.
January 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Tremendous #cursedobject on eBay.
November 18, 2024 at 6:12 PM
*taps sign*
It’s nights like this I’m glad there’s no football on here yet.
August 13, 2024 at 9:14 PM
*goes to the darts holding a sign that says 147*
December 28, 2023 at 7:18 PM
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Farage getting paid £1.5m for I'm a celebrity. Don't watch it, don't send them money in phone votes, don't reward the advertisers, and fuck Ant and Dec for platforming him, no matter how many oh so edgy winks to camera and cutting remarks they make.
November 12, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Watched this tonight, and while it doesn’t make a lick of sense it’s funny and entertaining. www.imdb.com/title/tt1142...
Totally Killer (2023) ⭐ 6.7 | Comedy, Horror
1h 46m | R
www.imdb.com
October 7, 2023 at 9:35 PM
It’s nights like this I’m glad there’s no football on here yet.
October 5, 2023 at 7:56 PM
After three and a half years, it’s finally got me. Grim.
October 3, 2023 at 8:48 PM
Race Across The World dream team.
September 20, 2023 at 8:32 PM
Late to the party as usual but I’ve been watching the brilliant Bojack Horseman and I’ve stopped just before the season 3 episode ‘That’s Too Much, Man!’ Cos from what I’ve heard i’m not sure i’m mentally prepared for it.
August 19, 2023 at 6:54 PM
Watching the West Wing again (again), and Richard Schiff’s ability to make ‘yeah’ mean a million different things will never get old.
July 5, 2023 at 9:12 PM
This record hasn’t (daisy) aged at all. Just a joy from start to finish.
July 5, 2023 at 7:53 PM
A fictional character you would give an invite to.
July 3, 2023 at 6:17 PM
I’m at the stage of decorating my hall where it would be easier to abandon the paint and just move house.
July 3, 2023 at 12:58 PM
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You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are
July 2, 2023 at 4:39 PM
I’ve now seen Indy 5. No spoilers here, but does EVERY new film really need to be 2 and a half hours long? No. No they do not.
July 2, 2023 at 10:14 AM
July 1, 2023 at 9:21 PM
How’s everyone doing today? Having a normal one? A perfectly normal one? Excellent.
May 12, 2023 at 2:41 PM
My what’s hot feed is full of giant isopods and is making my teeth itch.
May 7, 2023 at 9:10 PM
Been listening to this while I work today and it’s fantastic.
May 4, 2023 at 3:28 PM