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COYS. Jets. Bad music. Worse takes.
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People ask why us nerds harp about xG and process over results and, well, this is why.
If the performances are shit but you get results, you leave yourself vulnerable when performances are shit and you don’t.
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Thank goodness we abandoned that naive positive football for this pragmatic approach.
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I’m as big a glutton for punishment as you’ll find but I just can’t any longer this morning.
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Shoutout Spurs Women for single handedly injecting any joy into football for me in these trying times.
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This watch feels particularly masochistic. But COYS.
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Eze is a wein.
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I am ~nervous~ about football.

#COYS
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Prepping for the NLD (catching up on Spurs pods) and can concur with @windycoys.bsky.social ‘s recommendation of Raymond Carver’s “What We Talk About When We Talk About Love”.
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I've mentioned this quietly, but - since the summer my hobby has been making this ambitious murder mystery podcast. A story. Narrated by me, with a mouthwatering cast. Partly interactive. Trailer is coming tomorrow but if you like the sound of this, please follow @murderbastard.bsky.social.
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Still feels a tad like we’re asking permission to play with them, but I’ll take the point.

#COYS
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
More like Chloe Smelly

#COYS
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Just relegate us.
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Wilson Odobert has made some nice plays and we should try playing him more.
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
We should slag off Richi more.
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Love that for Tel. Tidy from Wilson to beat his man and get that started.

#COYS
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This is a lame football club! Spurs are lame! I’m so bored!
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Why have shots when we can have ~defensive solidity~
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Shots on target are overrated.
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Xavi is exciting me.
November 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
That left foot from BJ?!?
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
It is very early but #COYS
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I’m at work and can’t watch. Is everything solved?

#COYS
November 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The problem with intentionally boring your opponent to death is even when successful, it works on your fans as well, and when not successful, it’s absolutely torturous.
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Come on.
November 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
VAR is actually good and useful. We should keep it.
November 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM