Please dont make me vote for newsom 🙏 “he’s evil but he’s OUR evil” please oh please can someone not be evil like even a little bit. Can we get someone normal please
August 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Please dont make me vote for newsom 🙏 “he’s evil but he’s OUR evil” please oh please can someone not be evil like even a little bit. Can we get someone normal please
2am is when i realize i need to cut my nails right now or ill freak out
August 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM
2am is when i realize i need to cut my nails right now or ill freak out
desire……….. i want to turn into u
August 4, 2025 at 10:44 AM
desire……….. i want to turn into u
Ever since i cut off my boobs i enjoy alone time so much more. Crazy how much space in my head there is for normal thoughts now that i dont feel psychically tormented by them
August 4, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Ever since i cut off my boobs i enjoy alone time so much more. Crazy how much space in my head there is for normal thoughts now that i dont feel psychically tormented by them
Reposted by eddie
there hasn’t been a song of the summer yet because we can’t hear it over the screaming
July 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
there hasn’t been a song of the summer yet because we can’t hear it over the screaming
Applied to wh*le f**ds and had to take this weird as fuck “personality test”
July 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Applied to wh*le f**ds and had to take this weird as fuck “personality test”
15 lb weighted blanket doesnt hit like it used to
June 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
15 lb weighted blanket doesnt hit like it used to
You cant even blame babies for enjoying youtube on ipad, it is one of life’s joys
April 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
You cant even blame babies for enjoying youtube on ipad, it is one of life’s joys
Being in ur early-mid 20’s feels like the middle school of adulthood
April 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Being in ur early-mid 20’s feels like the middle school of adulthood
Love to take the 805 to the 15 to the 94
April 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Love to take the 805 to the 15 to the 94
Dream drag race guest judges (unrealistic)
Taylor Lorenz
Caleb Hearon
My cat
Guy who voiced spongebob
Tim Robinson
Patti Harrison
Karen the orangutan from the san diego zoo
Taylor Lorenz
Caleb Hearon
My cat
Guy who voiced spongebob
Tim Robinson
Patti Harrison
Karen the orangutan from the san diego zoo
March 22, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Dream drag race guest judges (unrealistic)
Taylor Lorenz
Caleb Hearon
My cat
Guy who voiced spongebob
Tim Robinson
Patti Harrison
Karen the orangutan from the san diego zoo
Taylor Lorenz
Caleb Hearon
My cat
Guy who voiced spongebob
Tim Robinson
Patti Harrison
Karen the orangutan from the san diego zoo
every astrological forecast this year is like “this month is going to be sooo crazy and fucked up. We havent seen the planets like this since one million billion bad things happened”
March 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
every astrological forecast this year is like “this month is going to be sooo crazy and fucked up. We havent seen the planets like this since one million billion bad things happened”
I dont believe in the stock market so it cant hurt me
March 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I dont believe in the stock market so it cant hurt me
Nerds gummy clusters were sent from god for me to chew on
March 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Nerds gummy clusters were sent from god for me to chew on
After lily gladstone lost last year i have given up ever feeling satisfied by the oscars
March 3, 2025 at 10:34 AM
After lily gladstone lost last year i have given up ever feeling satisfied by the oscars
Just paid the most fucked up and evil $300 parking ticket
March 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Just paid the most fucked up and evil $300 parking ticket
FOURTY FIVE SECONDS OF UNSKIPPABLE ADS. on a youtube video is so diabolical
February 28, 2025 at 8:07 AM
FOURTY FIVE SECONDS OF UNSKIPPABLE ADS. on a youtube video is so diabolical
Having a clingy bf & a clingy cat is crazy bc they keep getting jealous of each other over who’s getting my attention
February 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Having a clingy bf & a clingy cat is crazy bc they keep getting jealous of each other over who’s getting my attention
Wasnt sure about the Marina song at first but it keeps getting stuck in my head now… excited for this era… definitely giving reheated Family Jewels mixed with Froot nachos
February 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Wasnt sure about the Marina song at first but it keeps getting stuck in my head now… excited for this era… definitely giving reheated Family Jewels mixed with Froot nachos
Vinegar is lowkey goated when cleaning my kitchen is the vibe
February 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Vinegar is lowkey goated when cleaning my kitchen is the vibe
Reposted by eddie
explaining the year 2025 to the first guy i see after arriving in 1985: ...yeah and in the future if you wanna smoke weed you can just push the button on this apparatus
1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup?
me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?
1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup?
me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?
February 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
explaining the year 2025 to the first guy i see after arriving in 1985: ...yeah and in the future if you wanna smoke weed you can just push the button on this apparatus
1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup?
me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?
1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup?
me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?