Adam Papes
@slowsand.bsky.social
impersonal person impersonator (thee / thy)
bio.site/slowsand
bio.site/slowsand
Mamdani is surprisingly mousy & quiet about his pick for NYC Commissioner of Health, Pizza Rat.
November 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Mamdani is surprisingly mousy & quiet about his pick for NYC Commissioner of Health, Pizza Rat.
“Yeah, I’m not really a morning person.” “It’s after noon.” “Yeah, I’m not really a person.”
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“Yeah, I’m not really a morning person.” “It’s after noon.” “Yeah, I’m not really a person.”
Nonsense
synonyms: cockamamie, gobbledegook, flimflam, claptrap, mumbo-jumbo, blether-blather, hogwash, poppycock, phooey, hooey, malarkey, dribble, bunkum, twaddle, tosh, waffle, applesauce, bulldust, bollocks, crapola, a tale told by an idiot full of sound & fury signifying nothing
antonym: sense
synonyms: cockamamie, gobbledegook, flimflam, claptrap, mumbo-jumbo, blether-blather, hogwash, poppycock, phooey, hooey, malarkey, dribble, bunkum, twaddle, tosh, waffle, applesauce, bulldust, bollocks, crapola, a tale told by an idiot full of sound & fury signifying nothing
antonym: sense
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Nonsense
synonyms: cockamamie, gobbledegook, flimflam, claptrap, mumbo-jumbo, blether-blather, hogwash, poppycock, phooey, hooey, malarkey, dribble, bunkum, twaddle, tosh, waffle, applesauce, bulldust, bollocks, crapola, a tale told by an idiot full of sound & fury signifying nothing
antonym: sense
synonyms: cockamamie, gobbledegook, flimflam, claptrap, mumbo-jumbo, blether-blather, hogwash, poppycock, phooey, hooey, malarkey, dribble, bunkum, twaddle, tosh, waffle, applesauce, bulldust, bollocks, crapola, a tale told by an idiot full of sound & fury signifying nothing
antonym: sense
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KATIE WILSON LEADS BY 1,346!
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
KATIE WILSON LEADS BY 1,346!
I always had a crush on the Fifth Beatle.
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I always had a crush on the Fifth Beatle.
This is hard to talk about, because it doesn’t seem like a true story, but at the semen analysis lab, they had a Hustlers “promo only” DVD, so when I played it as a very private joke, I was horrified to find it was medical porn, iodine-soaked dick and scrubs.
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This is hard to talk about, because it doesn’t seem like a true story, but at the semen analysis lab, they had a Hustlers “promo only” DVD, so when I played it as a very private joke, I was horrified to find it was medical porn, iodine-soaked dick and scrubs.
I want an adult playground. 21+ no holds barred
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I want an adult playground. 21+ no holds barred
If my Russian Middle-School algebra teacher could see the D+ I got in college precalc, she’d be rolling around in the grave she’d dig for me
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If my Russian Middle-School algebra teacher could see the D+ I got in college precalc, she’d be rolling around in the grave she’d dig for me
Like most websites, I also don’t function well if you refuse me cookies.
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Like most websites, I also don’t function well if you refuse me cookies.
I feel like I’m primed to learn Braille fast because I play Tetris.
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I feel like I’m primed to learn Braille fast because I play Tetris.
Do I need to play Sims 3 to relearn how to make adult friends quickly?
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Do I need to play Sims 3 to relearn how to make adult friends quickly?
Children should be forbidden from singing, if only to keep bad things from happening in horror films
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Children should be forbidden from singing, if only to keep bad things from happening in horror films
Is the Michael Jackson definition of “bad” now evil, or should I want to eat a badass?
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Is the Michael Jackson definition of “bad” now evil, or should I want to eat a badass?
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If you cancel on me, I’m cancelling you. Happy Halloween, fucker!
October 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you cancel on me, I’m cancelling you. Happy Halloween, fucker!
It’s really fun that the impetus behind all Star Wars is to fight fascism, all the while that fandom’s biggest fanatics are all, to a person, mecha-fascists.
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It’s really fun that the impetus behind all Star Wars is to fight fascism, all the while that fandom’s biggest fanatics are all, to a person, mecha-fascists.
On my 40th, I’mma drink 10 Four Lokos at Señor Frog’s
October 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
On my 40th, I’mma drink 10 Four Lokos at Señor Frog’s
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the swamp of despair (from 2018)
March 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
the swamp of despair (from 2018)
You don’t have to be a herstorian to know to take the his out of hersterectomy.
October 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
You don’t have to be a herstorian to know to take the his out of hersterectomy.
Me pretending to not notice my nemesis’s haircut: “There’s something the same about you.”
October 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Me pretending to not notice my nemesis’s haircut: “There’s something the same about you.”
No money, no problems
October 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
No money, no problems
If my costume was a little kid, could I get candy?
October 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If my costume was a little kid, could I get candy?
They say the best candy is safeguarded in gated communities, so hop that gate, ghoulie!
October 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
They say the best candy is safeguarded in gated communities, so hop that gate, ghoulie!
Do dumb people go to therapy? My therapist won’t tell me.
October 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Do dumb people go to therapy? My therapist won’t tell me.