David Walbaum
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David Walbaum
@slowqb.bsky.social
Washed ashore on Nantucket from ROC and WL. Strange amalgamation of Purdue football and basketball, Liverpool FC, Cardinals, and Bears.
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so as i understand it the president has driven an improvised fertilizer bomb directly into the foundation of global trade?
April 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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I spoke to a South Carolina woman today who is miscarrying - her fetus has no heartbeat - but the state's ban is preventing doctors from taking action.

She has to walk around with a dead fetus for another week so she can get a FOURTH ultrasound.

This is what bans do.
Her Fetus Has No Heartbeat—They Still Won't Give Her An Abortion
South Carolina's ban is torturing a 31-year-old mom *right now*
jessica.substack.com
April 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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JPM calls it “the fastest Momentum unwind in 40 years .. erased 2 years’ worth of gains and accelerated investors’ late-cycle positioning into Defensive / Low Vol ..”
March 31, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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March 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
TFW when it’s Ash Wednesday, but you don’t realize it until you see a second person with an odd black smudge on their forehead.
March 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Again, if they had been instructed to dismantle the US government and bring American society to its knees by a hostile foreign power, what would they be doing differently?
The U.S. has two tsunami warning centers, both operated by NOAA. Employees were terminated from these centers today. The Pacific Tsunami Warning Center covers Hawaiʻi, and now it is less safe to be near the beach.

www.tsunami.gov
February 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
This feels like the coup in slow motion at the basest levels.
genuinely jarring to watch the tone of EPA press releases shift from like, "epa works with forest service to identify invasive beetle" to absolutely batshit insane trumpist conspiracies
February 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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genuinely jarring to watch the tone of EPA press releases shift from like, "epa works with forest service to identify invasive beetle" to absolutely batshit insane trumpist conspiracies
February 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Mo is both lucky and good. And Luis Diaz is such a playmaker. #LIVMC
February 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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The fire captain in California, Fire Captain Rebecca Marodi, who Trump attacked for being a DEI hire has been murdered.
February 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Lol, Seal.
February 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Dunkin commercial was the best one yet, but why in the world include Belichick‘s girlfriend? Yuck.
February 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Pay the man. Mo!
Mo Salah is inevitable 😮‍💨
January 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Pay the man. Mo! #LIVMU
January 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Gakpo! What a game. #LIV
November 27, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Is 16-1-1 in all competitions a good start for Arne Sloot and Liverpool? #LFC #YNWA
November 24, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Yay the David Moyes to #Leicester rumors.
November 24, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Eight points clear at the top, before Thanksgiving is bizarre. #LFC
November 24, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Are you kidding me with that touch, Mo Salah? #LIVSOU
November 24, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Rex Ryan, Hoonay Falls is a poor attempt at Honeoye Falls, lol.
November 17, 2024 at 4:00 PM
God bless America. 🇺🇸
November 5, 2024 at 11:15 AM
How is it that the Big Ten expanded to 18 teams, but there’s still only two good ones?
November 2, 2024 at 11:11 PM
The second Mo switched it to his left foot, you knew it was in! #LIVBHA
November 2, 2024 at 4:30 PM
What a brilliant leave by Núñez! #LIVBHA
November 2, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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until the day i die i will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it
October 31, 2024 at 11:46 PM