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Slowbronoah
@slowbronoah.bsky.social
EVs: 252 HP/ 4 Def / 252 SpA
Quiet Nature
IVs 0 Atk
Big fan of how opossums use fences in my neighborhood to get around at night. Like taking the freeway to work.
January 22, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I hate how every artist’s new music release comes in paper cd cases, I miss the days of jewel cases. Bad end user experience.
December 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Matcha is just grass propaganda.
June 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Playing the Pokémon Pocket TCG really reminds me to do my daily prayers to RNGesus.
May 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I wish they’d re-edit Drive to Survive to take out all the Will Buxton parts.
May 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I was wrong about yesterdays date prediction; today is more of a Daquiri Ice day.
April 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I think we should start to think of months in terms of the 31 Baskin-Robbin’s flavors. Like today is lemon custard, tomorrow could be cotton candy. Days of the week just seem overrated.
April 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Reposted by Slowbronoah
the strongest case for socializing the ownership of capital is that the current owners of capital are idiots
Business leaders all across America are freaking out that Trump's tariffs will kneecap their firms.

“There’s an overriding sense of helplessness” among executives. “CEOs are feeling stunned, and they’re not used to feeling like they don’t have good moves.”

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Corporate America’s Euphoria Over Trump’s ‘Golden Age’ Is Giving Way to Distress
CEOs and investors are fretting over what they see as whipsaw policy changes and complacency about the risks of recession.
www.wsj.com
March 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Big Honey coming up with the bear bottle was the biggest marketing windfall in the history of condiments.
March 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Reposted by Slowbronoah
🇦🇺| #AustralianGP - A low-key qualifying for the Ferrari..

Charles and Lewis Hamilton after qualifying P7-P8

#charlesleclerc #lewishamilton #scuderiaferrari

VIA: [F1] 🇦🇺| #AustralianGP - A low-key qualifying for the Ferrari..

#charlesleclerc #lewishamilton #scuderiaferrari

VIA: [F1]
March 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I know this is a lukewarm take, but it is a huge crime that Yuki isn’t at Red Bull this year.
March 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Reposted by Slowbronoah
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob." 

—FDR, 1936
February 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
If your music project is more than just one person you are just a band.
February 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I wonder if there is like a sizable vampire population in Alaska during the winter because of the lack of light. How do we capitalize on the vampire tourist industry?
February 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Reposted by Slowbronoah
ANALYSIS: Why the possible city-killing asteroid in 2032 could be good news for kitchen table issue voters.
February 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
TIL that John Wilkes Booth’s dad was named Junius Brutus Booth, so this man really thought he was literally some sort of Marcus Brutus king slayer. Which is disgusting. This is why boys think about the Roman Empire daily.
February 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM