Brandon S. Turkeys
@slotkin.bsky.social
Here for a long time, not a good time.
@themountaingoats.bsky.social the horn trill in Clean Slate sounds a lot like the Bluey theme song, were you watching a lot of Bluey at the time?
September 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social the horn trill in Clean Slate sounds a lot like the Bluey theme song, were you watching a lot of Bluey at the time?
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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
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Oddly the Achewood strip I think of most lately as our current moment of American fascism is both so very bad and so very dumb.
July 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Oddly the Achewood strip I think of most lately as our current moment of American fascism is both so very bad and so very dumb.
Simony!
Cardinal withdraws from Conclave after Pope Francis left note saying he should be excluded for a financial scandal where €140m went missing bit.ly/4cQKdNU it is so like the plot of @Robert___Harris’s novel Conclave! Read it if you haven’t - or again if you have!
Cardinal Becciu bows out of Vatican conclave after Pope’s letter
Reports of a request made by Francis for the scandal-hit Becciu not to vote echo the plot of the recent film Conclave
bit.ly
April 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Simony!
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now THIS is journalism
April 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
now THIS is journalism
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*Come Together Voice*
He fuck, custom sofa
he kill, holy father
He get, mocked in Greenland
he is, owned on Twitter
He was, picked so no one would kill the prez
What the fuck is up with the shape of his head?
Come together, right now, blame JD
He fuck, custom sofa
he kill, holy father
He get, mocked in Greenland
he is, owned on Twitter
He was, picked so no one would kill the prez
What the fuck is up with the shape of his head?
Come together, right now, blame JD
April 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
*Come Together Voice*
He fuck, custom sofa
he kill, holy father
He get, mocked in Greenland
he is, owned on Twitter
He was, picked so no one would kill the prez
What the fuck is up with the shape of his head?
Come together, right now, blame JD
He fuck, custom sofa
he kill, holy father
He get, mocked in Greenland
he is, owned on Twitter
He was, picked so no one would kill the prez
What the fuck is up with the shape of his head?
Come together, right now, blame JD
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You're an Iranian intel officer. You've spent months perfecting a PDF that invisibly executes a keylogger on a low-level but highly cleared asset's private machine, which they're not supposed to be using for government work. Pete Hegseth adds you to a chat with the joint chiefs called BRUNCH BITCHES
March 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You're an Iranian intel officer. You've spent months perfecting a PDF that invisibly executes a keylogger on a low-level but highly cleared asset's private machine, which they're not supposed to be using for government work. Pete Hegseth adds you to a chat with the joint chiefs called BRUNCH BITCHES
Trump wants cancer to win. Easy press conference.
Looking at some survey data here. Trump/Elon cutting off all cancer cure research is the issue that freaks voters out more than any other, also the one they've heard the least about. Important for voters to hear more about this.
February 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Trump wants cancer to win. Easy press conference.
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Couldn’t have happened to a worse guy.
“Mel Gibson's $14.5m Malibu mansion burned down while he was filming Joe Rogan's podcast”
Mel Gibson came home to nothing after $14M Malibu mansion burned down
The 69-year-old actor said he is 'devastated' that his home has been torn down by the horror wildfires in an emotional interview on NewsNation's Elizabeth Vargas Reports.
www.dailymail.co.uk
January 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Couldn’t have happened to a worse guy.
Shoulda put him in jail when he had the chance.
NEW: Judge Merchan grants a joint request from Trump's attorneys and the Manhattan DA's office to delay proceedings by a week—till next Tuesday, 11/19—while both sides figure out how the election affects sentencing in Trump's NY criminal case www.nycourts.gov/LegacyPDFS/p...
November 12, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Shoulda put him in jail when he had the chance.
This one has the juice.
February 8, 2024 at 3:07 PM
This one has the juice.
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- OK but say you were Achilles' most beloved person in the world, and you went out and died fighting, and the enemy wanted to desecrate your corpse and feed it to the dogs, then the one man standing over your body, fighting off a whole army, that would be—
- ...
- ...
- But Achilles killed the most people, surely.
- Nowhere near Telamonian Ajax's body count, no.
- Nowhere near Telamonian Ajax's body count, no.
- So it's about reputation with Achilles, though, like even if the enemy has an Olympian god fighting their side, they'd turn away to avoid directly confronting—
- Telamonian Ajax.
- Telamonian Ajax.
February 4, 2024 at 12:02 AM
- OK but say you were Achilles' most beloved person in the world, and you went out and died fighting, and the enemy wanted to desecrate your corpse and feed it to the dogs, then the one man standing over your body, fighting off a whole army, that would be—
- ...
- ...
DeSantis is an absolute freak
“I’m going to be the worst nightmare for the medical biosecurity machine,” DeSantis says in Clive.
As w most events near Des Moines this is packed w media; I saw eight old colleagues from WashPost. Around 90 voters and 50 reporters.
As w most events near Des Moines this is packed w media; I saw eight old colleagues from WashPost. Around 90 voters and 50 reporters.
January 12, 2024 at 2:50 PM
DeSantis is an absolute freak
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Henry Kissinger died.” Man says “Oh holy shit this rules. This is so great thank you so much. Fuck
November 30, 2023 at 4:33 AM
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Henry Kissinger died.” Man says “Oh holy shit this rules. This is so great thank you so much. Fuck
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"'I’m getting shpilkes,' he said, using the Yiddish word for shpilkes."
He Thought His Chuck Close Painting Was Worth $10 Million. Not Quite.
A bittersweet ending for Mark Herman, the dog walker who was given the painting: It finally sold, but for far less than he had envisioned.
www.nytimes.com
November 16, 2023 at 10:46 AM
"'I’m getting shpilkes,' he said, using the Yiddish word for shpilkes."
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One of my favorite political cartoons. Perfect reminder on Veteran’s Day
November 11, 2023 at 1:45 PM
One of my favorite political cartoons. Perfect reminder on Veteran’s Day
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They will also test his willingness to be questioned by an African-American woman.
Donald Trump is expected to take the stand Monday in his civil fraud trial, where his credibility, coherence and self-control will be tested.
Trump’s Credibility, Coherence and Control Face Test on Witness Stand
The former president will testify Monday in a trial that threatens the business empire that created his public persona. He will be out of his element and under oath.
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2023 at 1:15 PM
They will also test his willingness to be questioned by an African-American woman.
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I think of this old Achewood comic every time a celebrity from my youth passes away.
“Welcome to the only game in town.”
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“Welcome to the only game in town.”
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achewood.com/2009/06/28/t... achewood.com/2009/06/28/t...
October 29, 2023 at 1:59 AM
I think of this old Achewood comic every time a celebrity from my youth passes away.
“Welcome to the only game in town.”
🖤
achewood.com/2009/06/28/t... achewood.com/2009/06/28/t...
“Welcome to the only game in town.”
🖤
achewood.com/2009/06/28/t... achewood.com/2009/06/28/t...
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How do you even get this angle. Did they hire stuart little at the ap photography desk.
April 30, 2023 at 12:43 AM
How do you even get this angle. Did they hire stuart little at the ap photography desk.