slobot
slobot.bsky.social
slobot
@slobot.bsky.social
Forums poster on senior status. Pointlessness enthusiast. He/him.
My subconscious was super proud of this one

I had a moment to interrogate it as I woke up. "Like, as an accomplishment or as a barrier? Kinda confusing if you leave it at that."

subc: *continues staring into the distance, floating on a cloud of smugness*
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
You can always try again tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"The devil wears Prada too" does he also wear other things or do others also wear Prada
December 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It's fine. My intentions are good and therefore nothing will go wrong
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The alt text disappeared! It's a clip from the Batman: The Animated Series episode The Man Who Killed Batman. A coffin rolls down a conveyor belt towards a large vat of acid. Subtitles from the coffin say, "Would it help if I said I'm sorry? I'm really, really, really, really, really sorry."
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Well if that doesn't bring back some extremely creepy memories
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The original "hueg liek xbox" photoshop, discovered this week on an old hdd.
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Reading the phrase "fiscal conservatism is social conservatism" on a politics subforum knocked the libertarian out of me
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
No, it's right. It's a marginal tax.

(1,100,000-1,000,000)*0.02=2,000
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Are we sure the dog's name isn't Peter?
two cartoon characters , a dog and a worm , are fighting each other in a dark room .
Alt: Peter Puppy gets mad at Earthworm Jim and turns into a large monster. From the mid 90s cartoon series.
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October 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Fingers
October 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM