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Forums poster on senior status. Pointlessness enthusiast. He/him.
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Playing Siri roulette
A playlist titled "An. Arrow. Flight." containing Iron Butterfly's catalog A playlist titled "A. Narrow. Flight." containing many covers of The Guns of Brixton
January 25, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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Currently scouring my mind of what good music is supposed to sound like (complimentary)
Album art for Mirrored by Battles
January 13, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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This one pops into my head whenever I think about Dilbert. It's fairly text-heavy but puts a lot into three panels, including that double punchline.
Dilbert comic from 1998. Wally: "I'm not allowed to get a new computer until I get rid of the old one. The janitor won't allow it in the trash. Union rules won't let me carry it to storage. So I built this catapult. Like I always say, every problem has an engineering solution."
January 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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I don't know how or where Amazon obtains the closed captions it uses but goddamn it cannot be that expensive to do a better job
Three images from the 1969 film The Assassination Bureau. Diana Rigg is seated in front of a desk. She is describing a person's moral crimes. The captions read, "Pride. Arborists. And murder." As you have probably guessed, the second word should be "avarice." Alt text in pic 1 Alt text in pic 1
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Every single week there's another one of these stories
A Star Trek: Deep Space 9 scene depicting a gathering of Ferengis. Text overlaid reads, "You don't understand. Ferengi workers don't want to stop the exploitation. We want to find a way to become the exploiters."
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Well if that doesn't bring back some extremely creepy memories
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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I've been driving past signs like these for ten years now and I have no idea what I'm supposed to do if they ever turn on
A traffic light support extending over a road. The light is red. To the right of the traffic light is a sign that says, "Alternate route when arrow on." Above that is an unlit black box.
September 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Welp that's one of my questions answered
Merge Maestro with enemy health reading "NaN," meaning not a number because the values got too large for the program to handle
September 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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@studiostingless.bsky.social I have a question
September 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Why choose?
Opening page of a comic book with Joker holding playing cards -- jacks -- and describing some of his various origin stories
September 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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I think I found the kill screen
Screenshot from the game Merge Maestro showing the Cockroach enemy. Ability text reads, "Reduces all incoming damage by 104005." Lore text reads, "Why is it so hard to kill?"
September 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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I can't believe this is how I discover there's a remake of mutant league football
September 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM