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Sloane Ranger
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leisure is my passion
Haven't posted since April so just dropping by to post a couple pics from the last week and then maybe disappear for another 5 months tbd
September 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
At Chipotle nose bleeding in my burrito bowl while this man in front of me is walking around their table with a DSLR doing a photoshoot with his family eating burritos and a homeless man is behind me is yelling "I'm gonna beat you bitch!"

NEW YORK CITY, BABY
April 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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April 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
In one of my group chats we're all extremely opinionated about everything so one of them has started a color coded doc so we can all keep track of each other's opinions and avoid unnecessary arguments. Highly recommend
April 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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i cannot believe that we have to figure out what we are going to eat for dinner every single day forever
April 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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when they go low, we go Jasmine Crockett @repjasmine.bsky.social 🔥
April 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Kylie Minogue was brilliant as ever last night 🤩
April 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I have a client meeting at 8am this morning and had to leave for it right after 7 and I truly don't know how people do this every day I want to KMS
April 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Mook and Gaitok
April 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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my offer to america: we bring woke back
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
happy sunday y'all
April 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I'm going camping with my gym buddy and his friends next month and he created a gc and introduced us all and y'all, the description he wrote about me... I can't. It's too accurate 🫠
April 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I can’t believe this is real! It’s like the worst caricature of how the right says Soros does politics.
In a video posted by Elon Musk’s PAC, a $1M check recipient linked voting to receiving the money:

“My name’s Ekaterina Deistler. …I did exactly what Elon Musk told everyone to do: sign the petition, refer friends and family, vote, and now I have a million dollars.”
March 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Officially completely done with my rewatch of The X-Files. 218 episodes. 9 seasons in the original run. Two films. Two reboot seasons. Still one of the best TV series of all time, but I am glad to be able to move on after about 4 months of watching.
April 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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then why even make the movie
Elizabeth Olsen was unfortunately not included in the cast announcement for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.’
March 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
When someone texts me and the topic hits one of my "special interests." Being my friend can be exhausting
March 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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her fuck ass bob has been haunting me relentlessly
March 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
He just updated me with his projections for seasonal growth and colors of his different plantings...
March 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My bf and I could not be more different in how we spend our Saturdays. I just got back from the gym to him sitting at the kitchen table making an excel spreadsheet of all the seeds he's going to plant in his community garden plot...
March 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
In Boston for a preservation conference this week that's being held at my former grad school. Makes me want to get another masters tbh
March 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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March 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
g'day
March 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I saw this X-Files episode. It doesn't end well
March 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM