kaye
@slinkyarms.bsky.social
she/they. lifetime cfb watcher, long time cfb sicko, penn state fan by birth (not by choice). pfp is my real face i look like that
he just wins. look him up
January 2, 2026 at 1:44 AM
he just wins. look him up
no no god does care about your football game. in fact god hates the alabama crimson tide specifically
I’m happy for Indiana, they’re terrific. But a little Fernando Mendoza goes a long way. Really good player, but God doesn’t care who wins football games. I think Mendoza’s going to drive teammates crazy in the NFL with the rah rah crap.
January 2, 2026 at 1:39 AM
no no god does care about your football game. in fact god hates the alabama crimson tide specifically
he is the most yinzer man alive. i need to know his sheetz order
Cignetti is rawdogging a quarter-zip without an undershirt he does not care if he lives or dies
January 2, 2026 at 1:32 AM
he is the most yinzer man alive. i need to know his sheetz order
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based based based based
December 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
based based based based
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you don't understand: that man got here by talking shit, he's gonna keep talking shit, he peed on the logo of New Mexico's practice facility once because he could
Diego Pavia really showing those Heisman Voters
December 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
you don't understand: that man got here by talking shit, he's gonna keep talking shit, he peed on the logo of New Mexico's practice facility once because he could
daily reminder that kiss sucks
December 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
daily reminder that kiss sucks
PENN STATE WINS THE ONLY NATTY THAT MATTERS!!! LET'S GOOOOO
PRESENTING THE SICKOS COMMITTEE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP POLL
YOUR 2025 SICKOS COMMITTEE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
THE PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS!!! 🦁
CONGRATS TO PENN STATE!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR NEARLY 1,200 BALLOTS SUBMITTED!
A STATE COLLEGE FOOD DRIVE WILL BE HELD BY US 🧵 ⬇️
YOUR 2025 SICKOS COMMITTEE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
THE PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS!!! 🦁
CONGRATS TO PENN STATE!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR NEARLY 1,200 BALLOTS SUBMITTED!
A STATE COLLEGE FOOD DRIVE WILL BE HELD BY US 🧵 ⬇️
December 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
PENN STATE WINS THE ONLY NATTY THAT MATTERS!!! LET'S GOOOOO
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PRESENTING THE SICKOS COMMITTEE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP POLL
YOUR 2025 SICKOS COMMITTEE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
THE PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS!!! 🦁
CONGRATS TO PENN STATE!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR NEARLY 1,200 BALLOTS SUBMITTED!
A STATE COLLEGE FOOD DRIVE WILL BE HELD BY US 🧵 ⬇️
YOUR 2025 SICKOS COMMITTEE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
THE PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS!!! 🦁
CONGRATS TO PENN STATE!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR NEARLY 1,200 BALLOTS SUBMITTED!
A STATE COLLEGE FOOD DRIVE WILL BE HELD BY US 🧵 ⬇️
December 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
PRESENTING THE SICKOS COMMITTEE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP POLL
YOUR 2025 SICKOS COMMITTEE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
THE PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS!!! 🦁
CONGRATS TO PENN STATE!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR NEARLY 1,200 BALLOTS SUBMITTED!
A STATE COLLEGE FOOD DRIVE WILL BE HELD BY US 🧵 ⬇️
YOUR 2025 SICKOS COMMITTEE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
THE PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS!!! 🦁
CONGRATS TO PENN STATE!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR NEARLY 1,200 BALLOTS SUBMITTED!
A STATE COLLEGE FOOD DRIVE WILL BE HELD BY US 🧵 ⬇️
waiting for the sickos committee to post the final rankings having listened to the show this morning.......
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
waiting for the sickos committee to post the final rankings having listened to the show this morning.......
this Rocks actually. who needs leafblowers the band is right there! and sounds cooler!
You can’t play the Big Tymers “Still Fly” and expect to distract the Stephen F Austin kicker. Gator Boots and the pimped out Gucci Suits.
December 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
this Rocks actually. who needs leafblowers the band is right there! and sounds cooler!
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
everytime i hear an update on this story it's gotten worse. and i have full confidence that this trend will continue, unfortunately
December 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
everytime i hear an update on this story it's gotten worse. and i have full confidence that this trend will continue, unfortunately
curt cignetti and the indiana hoosiers have just made a whole lot of band kids in the indiana marching hundred who never thought they'd have a shot at the rose parade incredibly happy
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
curt cignetti and the indiana hoosiers have just made a whole lot of band kids in the indiana marching hundred who never thought they'd have a shot at the rose parade incredibly happy
chaos striking during championship weekend is so much fun when your team sucks ass and is going to the pinstripe bowl
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
chaos striking during championship weekend is so much fun when your team sucks ass and is going to the pinstripe bowl
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hey kennesaw! how’d you get to 12
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
hey kennesaw! how’d you get to 12
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This website is more chill than the other website but if the rumor that Penn State is actually considering Matt Patricia for its head coaching job is real then I will personally make sure this is the least chill website that has ever existed
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This website is more chill than the other website but if the rumor that Penn State is actually considering Matt Patricia for its head coaching job is real then I will personally make sure this is the least chill website that has ever existed
honestly? please do. this would be the good ending
Thinking about just calling myself the Penn State Head Coach and seeing how long it takes for PSU brass to shut that down. There's a non-zero chance they just go with it.
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
honestly? please do. this would be the good ending
based but also fuck the former psu (now vt, funny how that works) state recruiting staff who scared some players into decommitting by hinting that their nil packages wouldn’t hit if franklin wasn’t there, which is a ridiculous idea for a school as cultish as ours
okay maybe James Franklin hasn't lost it because he just signed a gigantic offensive lineman named Roseby "Purgatory" Lubintus
December 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
based but also fuck the former psu (now vt, funny how that works) state recruiting staff who scared some players into decommitting by hinting that their nil packages wouldn’t hit if franklin wasn’t there, which is a ridiculous idea for a school as cultish as ours
mega late to this thread BUT here’s my story. this game was my last ever in the psu blue band. a few memories stick out over the course of the game. first, i remember sprinting through the crowds of people to make it across the stadium to field access. we were taunted by nd fans but also cheered
JANUARY 9, 2025:
No. 3 Notre Dame defeats No. 5 Penn State 27-24 in the Capital One Orange Bowl, played at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens, Fla.
#NotreDame #PennState
No. 3 Notre Dame defeats No. 5 Penn State 27-24 in the Capital One Orange Bowl, played at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens, Fla.
#NotreDame #PennState
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
mega late to this thread BUT here’s my story. this game was my last ever in the psu blue band. a few memories stick out over the course of the game. first, i remember sprinting through the crowds of people to make it across the stadium to field access. we were taunted by nd fans but also cheered
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Lmao at the Ivy League's first-ever playoff trips. What's up nerds
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Lmao at the Ivy League's first-ever playoff trips. What's up nerds
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Every Egg Bowl
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Every Egg Bowl
man why does it always have to be this way
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
man why does it always have to be this way