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kaye
@slinkyarms.bsky.social
she/they. lifetime cfb watcher, long time cfb sicko, penn state fan by birth (not by choice). pfp is my real face i look like that
“the demographics of the american population are changing” true 👍 “historically, colonizing forces have used forcible change of demographics to suppress indigenous culture“ kind of “therefore the great replacement is real“ [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
January 29, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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fine.

Aragorn: QB
Legolas: WR (does not block)
Gimli: NT (poor 40, great 10-yard-split)
Gandalf: OC (locked in elevator for 2nd quarter due to Auburn cheating)
Boromir: FB (eleventy-one concussions)
Merry and Pippin: super high in the mascot suit
Frodo: K
Sam: backup K (game winning kick)
January 17, 2026 at 4:14 AM
i do the espn weekly pick 'em game and like 60% of people had illinois in that game, inexplicably. easiest unpopular pick i made of the entire season
January 10, 2026 at 2:11 AM