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Pretzelcoatl
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I grow flowers and pet cats and play DND and whine a little
Turned out more beef stew than pot roast but it smells good
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Potroast pre broth. Trying paprika and mustard seed in there.
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
When there's a fly outside the window
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Mister Peritas, Handsome Man Extraordinaire
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Why are they building these jammed together with no yards and sidewalks? There's 10 miles of field in every direction but weve got a little plastic imitation high density suburb plopped down. No corner stores or parks, though.
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Guess who got an hour playtime with Ms Maggie?
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Beleive it or not, she is in bliss rn
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Anyway, majestic boy
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Slippy boy
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If Peritas was a sylveon
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Mr wigglebutt
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Stick too big
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Woods dog
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
When you've been wrestling with a bulldog
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Babiest tiny little baby man
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I have achieved perfection. I can die now.
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Morning cuddles
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Baby boy
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Soaking my feet in the tub activated lifeguard Peritas
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Uh oh, we've reached the "planning trouble together" phase of pet friendship
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I keep trying to but I named him Peritas and it just doesn't lend itself. Instead I call him things like Mr fuzzbutt and big neck fluffy buddy and Ole peri two poops when we're going potty.
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Mental health!
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A noise?! Did anyone else hear a noise?! I gotta check this out
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My mom's cat has some aggression problems when he's not stimulated enough but you'd never know it when he is.
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Its been 2 weeks and im still obsessed with my little raft and its qtip feet
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM