Pretzelcoatl
@slinkingflorist.bsky.social
I grow flowers and pet cats and play DND and whine a little
Hungry. Not for regular food tho. For special store food i make a trip for. God dammt
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hungry. Not for regular food tho. For special store food i make a trip for. God dammt
I really gotta come up with a puzzle fuck fuck. Got till Friday. I got my player memories, I got my maps made, I got my story down. Just don't have a way for the party to engage in moving it forward
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I really gotta come up with a puzzle fuck fuck. Got till Friday. I got my player memories, I got my maps made, I got my story down. Just don't have a way for the party to engage in moving it forward
I forgot to brush the dog's teeth last night and now hes spooning with me and emitting a cloud of the worst morning breath ever conceived
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I forgot to brush the dog's teeth last night and now hes spooning with me and emitting a cloud of the worst morning breath ever conceived
CC is an incredibly picky eater so imagine my surprise when I go to check out suspicious licky sounds and find her drinking beef fat out of a pan
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
CC is an incredibly picky eater so imagine my surprise when I go to check out suspicious licky sounds and find her drinking beef fat out of a pan
Neat plant type creatures i saw today
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Neat plant type creatures i saw today
A lot of people with bold takes about pie and yet no one bold enough to say the truth. Flaky crust in general is gross. It was a bad idea from the start
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
A lot of people with bold takes about pie and yet no one bold enough to say the truth. Flaky crust in general is gross. It was a bad idea from the start
You know what, I would also doubt someone whose only justification for a claim was "We dug coal together" especially when I found out it was for like a year after highschool.
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You know what, I would also doubt someone whose only justification for a claim was "We dug coal together" especially when I found out it was for like a year after highschool.
Just look at him!
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Just look at him!
Think I got the pup worn out enough?
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Think I got the pup worn out enough?
You dont think these 4 blighted pine trees are, like, an omen or anything?
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
You dont think these 4 blighted pine trees are, like, an omen or anything?
Hey look, Peri this is a deer.. oh.. I see. You can smell it. I've never seen him wallow so enthusiastically.
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Hey look, Peri this is a deer.. oh.. I see. You can smell it. I've never seen him wallow so enthusiastically.
Took Peritas to the old reservoir.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Took Peritas to the old reservoir.
Super cool how apparently every hiking map is locked behind a variety of services that will tell you they have it but not provide it unless you download some bullshit app or log in through a social media account. I will get lost in the woods and die first. Fuck you.
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Super cool how apparently every hiking map is locked behind a variety of services that will tell you they have it but not provide it unless you download some bullshit app or log in through a social media account. I will get lost in the woods and die first. Fuck you.
Making a hag coven that's a 3 piece hagcore band. They just get up there and cast hypnotic pattern, then jam on synths while everyone trips out
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Making a hag coven that's a 3 piece hagcore band. They just get up there and cast hypnotic pattern, then jam on synths while everyone trips out
Folks. A pipe jammed into a rock on an central pa mountainside is not giving you "pure, clean, healing water." It is giving you the same muck you see gathering in low spots along the trail. Please don't drink it. These mountains were iron mines, then amusement parks, then dumps. Don't drink it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Folks. A pipe jammed into a rock on an central pa mountainside is not giving you "pure, clean, healing water." It is giving you the same muck you see gathering in low spots along the trail. Please don't drink it. These mountains were iron mines, then amusement parks, then dumps. Don't drink it.
Nuzzi's jailbait song and path into journalism tie are both reflections of a culture in which it is an open secret that powerful men lust after and pursue girls far beyond the inner circle of epstein. In which this behavior is often practiced in the open by men of middling status
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Nuzzi's jailbait song and path into journalism tie are both reflections of a culture in which it is an open secret that powerful men lust after and pursue girls far beyond the inner circle of epstein. In which this behavior is often practiced in the open by men of middling status
The state decided to take away my food stamps to see if hunger would force me to work through my disability the day before I was approved for SSI. So all they really did was cost themselves the expense of processing my new application. Stupid hateful shit heads.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The state decided to take away my food stamps to see if hunger would force me to work through my disability the day before I was approved for SSI. So all they really did was cost themselves the expense of processing my new application. Stupid hateful shit heads.
Turned out more beef stew than pot roast but it smells good
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Turned out more beef stew than pot roast but it smells good
Man I gotta figure out a better gimmick for this memory game. It was sposed to be stupid idiom based puzzles haha we all have a laugh. Now I got tragic back stories and shit. Way out over my skis
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Man I gotta figure out a better gimmick for this memory game. It was sposed to be stupid idiom based puzzles haha we all have a laugh. Now I got tragic back stories and shit. Way out over my skis
My fingers smell like fresh garlic, paprika, and mustard. It's amazing
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My fingers smell like fresh garlic, paprika, and mustard. It's amazing
Potroast pre broth. Trying paprika and mustard seed in there.
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Potroast pre broth. Trying paprika and mustard seed in there.
I see an Australian Shepherd on TV now and I'm like 😮👉 "Aussie!"
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I see an Australian Shepherd on TV now and I'm like 😮👉 "Aussie!"
Super loving at home infusions. Weirdly, people seem to assume you're sicker when you have a nurse come to your house than when you drive an hour to a specialized infusion room, though.
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Super loving at home infusions. Weirdly, people seem to assume you're sicker when you have a nurse come to your house than when you drive an hour to a specialized infusion room, though.