Pretzelcoatl
@slinkingflorist.bsky.social
I grow flowers and pet cats and play DND and whine a little
World's mossy handsome dog sighting
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
World's mossy handsome dog sighting
Also, and this is just a brag, the other night I got a player to not do anything with a successful insight check to identify the big bad just by having him be confident about it. Dared him to say something. Threw the players off enough that they sat on it till I could make my escape.
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Also, and this is just a brag, the other night I got a player to not do anything with a successful insight check to identify the big bad just by having him be confident about it. Dared him to say something. Threw the players off enough that they sat on it till I could make my escape.
Planning a dream session where there's a false ending. Gonna offer them just a little too much loot for the level, make the weather just a little too good, the ride home just a little too easy. See how long it takes them to figure out
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Planning a dream session where there's a false ending. Gonna offer them just a little too much loot for the level, make the weather just a little too good, the ride home just a little too easy. See how long it takes them to figure out
Interpet relations continue to advance
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Interpet relations continue to advance
I wonder if there have been other times in history where an authoritarian empowered and encouraged students to report on their teachers for teaching politically forbidden ideas
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I wonder if there have been other times in history where an authoritarian empowered and encouraged students to report on their teachers for teaching politically forbidden ideas
Can you tell who got tired first?
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Can you tell who got tired first?
I mean, you hear some version of "Well of course we all want to fuck kids" from conservatives often enough that it was only a matter of time till one of them said it right into a mic, but I didn't expect it to be Megyn Kelly
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I mean, you hear some version of "Well of course we all want to fuck kids" from conservatives often enough that it was only a matter of time till one of them said it right into a mic, but I didn't expect it to be Megyn Kelly
Christ dollar general sharing a dollar to get cash back on debit transactions. As if they weren't already a net negative to anyone who encounters one
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Christ dollar general sharing a dollar to get cash back on debit transactions. As if they weren't already a net negative to anyone who encounters one
World's sleepiest baby sighted
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
World's sleepiest baby sighted
Had to do the cat of so we went to the park early to wait for a ride
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Had to do the cat of so we went to the park early to wait for a ride
Yall can make fun of the American press but theyre the only ones who understand the lesson of Solomon. The only thing that matters is that you find a baby to cut in half. No justice unless you can find one
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Yall can make fun of the American press but theyre the only ones who understand the lesson of Solomon. The only thing that matters is that you find a baby to cut in half. No justice unless you can find one
I dunno, I think it reflects on our culture poorly that discussing sex is presented here as an intensifier to behaviors like telling kids where to find knives and matches. Like that's an escalation. Two things can be bad but a tiny little kid with a knife and matchbook is probly the more urgent
AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I dunno, I think it reflects on our culture poorly that discussing sex is presented here as an intensifier to behaviors like telling kids where to find knives and matches. Like that's an escalation. Two things can be bad but a tiny little kid with a knife and matchbook is probly the more urgent
what is it with ttrpg players only wanting to RP when you're an hour over time
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
what is it with ttrpg players only wanting to RP when you're an hour over time
Another month, another scam run on the dog to convince him his tick meds are a special treat
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Another month, another scam run on the dog to convince him his tick meds are a special treat
My brother in law went to Germany and came back with knee height wool socks which he found too itchy and which I am never removing again
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My brother in law went to Germany and came back with knee height wool socks which he found too itchy and which I am never removing again
Uh oh Hakeem Jeffries is mad. Maybe he'll do another pretend filibuster or pose for more teeball pics
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Uh oh Hakeem Jeffries is mad. Maybe he'll do another pretend filibuster or pose for more teeball pics
Cool my phone's volume slider now has an "ai assistant" setting which isnt muted when you mute the others.
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Cool my phone's volume slider now has an "ai assistant" setting which isnt muted when you mute the others.
Got the dog so tired between his hike and playtime that hes stretched out on the couch next to me occasionally letting out a long groan while I pet him because he wants me to let him sleep but hes too lazy to go lie on his bed
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Got the dog so tired between his hike and playtime that hes stretched out on the couch next to me occasionally letting out a long groan while I pet him because he wants me to let him sleep but hes too lazy to go lie on his bed
Games should not play audio while compiling shaders. Fuck you game im trying to listen to Willie talk about Bones while you dick around with some bullshit
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Games should not play audio while compiling shaders. Fuck you game im trying to listen to Willie talk about Bones while you dick around with some bullshit
Ok Johnson proved me wrong. I'm gonna triple down and say he dismisses the house again without seating Adelita Grijalva just on the hope that he makes an ass out of me again
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Ok Johnson proved me wrong. I'm gonna triple down and say he dismisses the house again without seating Adelita Grijalva just on the hope that he makes an ass out of me again
So if we are to believe Ketanji Brown Jackson, she granted Trump a stay so that she could deny one later but then it turns out she was literally the only vote to deny it? And that's supposed to reflect well on her?
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
So if we are to believe Ketanji Brown Jackson, she granted Trump a stay so that she could deny one later but then it turns out she was literally the only vote to deny it? And that's supposed to reflect well on her?
Nothing is more frustrating than trying to take a picture of a very steep trail. This is really very steep and not a gentle slop 😑
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Nothing is more frustrating than trying to take a picture of a very steep trail. This is really very steep and not a gentle slop 😑