Call me Tim
@slimjimtx.bsky.social
I’m kind to humans and animals and I am a raging knucklehead. I occasionally joke around. I changed my avatar to the very distinguished Panda Man.
I have disabled all DMs. Just interact with me publicly.
I have disabled all DMs. Just interact with me publicly.
I don’t even have to watch the video. I remember two quotes: “I ain’t no Professor Pickles!” and “Oh, you men…”
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I don’t even have to watch the video. I remember two quotes: “I ain’t no Professor Pickles!” and “Oh, you men…”
I was just trying to be helpful. 😀
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I was just trying to be helpful. 😀
That’s a good question, but it’s probably best not to think about it too hard. 😛
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
That’s a good question, but it’s probably best not to think about it too hard. 😛
This is my favorite Mr. Show sketch. I laugh every time. The bit about derailing the train kills every time. “It was for charity!”
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
This is my favorite Mr. Show sketch. I laugh every time. The bit about derailing the train kills every time. “It was for charity!”
One regret I have is that I didn’t enlist in the Army when they really wanted me. I took the ASVAB test and scored 98% it wasn’t wartime in the 80s. I could have gone to DLI to sharpen my foreign language skills. Spent some time in San Diego. Would I give my life? I might have. We will never know.
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
One regret I have is that I didn’t enlist in the Army when they really wanted me. I took the ASVAB test and scored 98% it wasn’t wartime in the 80s. I could have gone to DLI to sharpen my foreign language skills. Spent some time in San Diego. Would I give my life? I might have. We will never know.
This should have occurred to me. I’m normally cynical enough to pick up on strategies like that.
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This should have occurred to me. I’m normally cynical enough to pick up on strategies like that.
Leave debt to your children. They’ll likely be underwater when you die. They’ll sell the place for pennies on the dollar and another family will be in constant debt. This is a bad thing. We’re lucky enough to own our house with no mortgage. I feel for those who will be stuck in this nonsense.
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Leave debt to your children. They’ll likely be underwater when you die. They’ll sell the place for pennies on the dollar and another family will be in constant debt. This is a bad thing. We’re lucky enough to own our house with no mortgage. I feel for those who will be stuck in this nonsense.
Am I taking crazy pills? The whole point of home ownership is to have a place and to have equity. Have something to leave to your children. It’s not to be paying interest to a bank for the rest of your natural life. Hell, some people don’t even live fifty years. What’s left but debt?
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Am I taking crazy pills? The whole point of home ownership is to have a place and to have equity. Have something to leave to your children. It’s not to be paying interest to a bank for the rest of your natural life. Hell, some people don’t even live fifty years. What’s left but debt?
That has to be Morgan Freeman narrating. Samuel L. Jackson would have thrown a “motherfucker” in that voiceover.
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
That has to be Morgan Freeman narrating. Samuel L. Jackson would have thrown a “motherfucker” in that voiceover.
When they say “Play Free Bird” but you’re at a Celtic Festival
YouTube video by Ally The Piper
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November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I love that! Now I have to hunt for the video! 😀
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I love that! Now I have to hunt for the video! 😀
Any concert I attend, I will shout at the top of my lungs, “FREE BIRD!!!” 😛
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Any concert I attend, I will shout at the top of my lungs, “FREE BIRD!!!” 😛
How about “Freewill” by Rush?
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
How about “Freewill” by Rush?
You beat me to it! 👍❤️
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
You beat me to it! 👍❤️
I’ll pretend to be from Missouri for a minute. Show me, Mike.
Speaking of Missouri, did you know that its boot heel exists because the dude that owned that land didn’t want it to be part of Arkansas? He used his political leverage to make it part of Missouri. History is fun. Mostly.
Speaking of Missouri, did you know that its boot heel exists because the dude that owned that land didn’t want it to be part of Arkansas? He used his political leverage to make it part of Missouri. History is fun. Mostly.
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’ll pretend to be from Missouri for a minute. Show me, Mike.
Speaking of Missouri, did you know that its boot heel exists because the dude that owned that land didn’t want it to be part of Arkansas? He used his political leverage to make it part of Missouri. History is fun. Mostly.
Speaking of Missouri, did you know that its boot heel exists because the dude that owned that land didn’t want it to be part of Arkansas? He used his political leverage to make it part of Missouri. History is fun. Mostly.
I would like to thank him for his service. Both of my grandfathers served during WWII. They were both stateside. My paternal grandfather was an electrical engineer who helped develop RADAR. Both were Army Air Force. Dad served in the Vietnam Era in the Navy.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I would like to thank him for his service. Both of my grandfathers served during WWII. They were both stateside. My paternal grandfather was an electrical engineer who helped develop RADAR. Both were Army Air Force. Dad served in the Vietnam Era in the Navy.
Thanks for that mental image! 😬🤣
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Thanks for that mental image! 😬🤣
Thanks very much! 😀
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Thanks very much! 😀
I would call him a tool, but tools are useful. Besides that, calling a Johnson a tool is far too facile a joke.
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I would call him a tool, but tools are useful. Besides that, calling a Johnson a tool is far too facile a joke.
Let’s be clear that I’m not MAGA or anything adjacent.
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Let’s be clear that I’m not MAGA or anything adjacent.
Now, this is a different conversation. I’ll say that due process and the rule of law should always prevail, no matter the circumstance. Call me crazy.
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Now, this is a different conversation. I’ll say that due process and the rule of law should always prevail, no matter the circumstance. Call me crazy.