April Gardner
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April Gardner
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Proudly intolerant of intolerance. Formless terror in service of the Old Ones here to doom mankind.

Queer ace she/her
Finished up the hanging pot kitty today, and got the next project set up.
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The next one I put in the hoop is a kitty in a hanging plant.
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Finished last stitches on the first embroidery project. I still need to take it out of the hoop, soak out the blue printed pattern, and put it in a more decorative display hip. We picked up some light green fleecey cotton to back each of them once they're done too.
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My spouse surprised me this week with cute little Lego planters, which I assembled on my lunch break.

It helps cheer up a grey cubicle to have tiny friends nearby.
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Tas is unsure about how to play with Koro. She's big and can be kind of clumsy so he gets a little nervous when they're chasing and she's really excited.

Koro has tried instead to get him to play tug by offering her very favorite rope toys and he looks at her confused.
October 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Been having a wonderful weekend getting to know our new rescue pup, Tasslehoff.

He's so tiny compared to our pibble Koro, and wonderfully cuddly. He's a real joy.
October 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This fellow passenger on my train has just made my day.
September 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My Beaky is middle aged for her species (nanday conure), deeply clownish, incredibly spoiled, and has been an incredible companion to me for almost two decades.
September 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Made a blackberry and peach frangipane galette last night with fresh berries and (preserved) peaches from my garden. I love being able to grow my own desserts.
July 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I love that the chickens want to hang out near us whenever we're outside. They've opened their eyes here because I got near with the phone, but it was so cute that they settled down to nap along the patio fence next to me this morning.
July 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Had a very frustrating stretch of hunting for leaks or broken connections in the drip zone that covers the hanging pots, finally resolving to buy split this circuit (which had previously worked fine), and THEN.

FOUND A LINK IN GARDEN HOSE I HAD WALKED PAST THREE TIMES.*sigh*
July 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Enjoying the break in high temps by relaxing in my backyard hammock as my girls scratch and chatter nearby (hoping for more treats).

It's always soothing to relax in the green. Also there are happy little finches darting between the birdbath and trees.
July 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I'm so glad he's still around. I knew he'd be an old man by now, and it makes me so happy you've had so much time with him.

It's been a while since we lost our old girl, and even longer since the fluffy boy's cancer. I still miss them both. (Luckily Koro is here to cuddle when I feel sad.)
June 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It's finally cooling off enough to enjoy a meal on the back patio. Made my first fresh peach pie of the year, and am relaxing with a shandy as my spouse finishes dinner. (He's cooking the first small harvest of new potatoes I grew too.)

For now I'll kick back in the hammock and enjoy the yard.
June 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Just back from my local city's (very 1st) Pride. (Usually everything is in Salt Lake)

It was lovely, with an incredible drag number by local drag king and amazing trans activist Notta Genda: Bob Ross painting on their belly!

Ran out of a few types of pins when giving pins and stickers away.
June 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
As a lifelong Utah resident, this is 100% accurate. It's a place of remarkable (and highly varied) wild beauty and moments of staggering cruelty.
June 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
In the hopes that pictures of fuzzy creatures offer a good brain chemical hit in absence of being able to hug, have a collection of critters.
June 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Fascism is gaining momentum and destroying the lives of so many people (inside and out of the US). People are dying to civil murder, hate crimes, political assassination, & willful funding of genocide.

I'll be honest, although I know hope is a discipline, grief and impending horror lap at me daily.
June 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
After I called Koro up for post-alarm snuggles she put her head on my belly. How am I supposed to get up and get ready for work with this canine paralysis?
May 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I'm going to fucking lose it, what even is this? My plants (approaching a week overdue) are just bouncing around California mostly. I was hopeful when it updated saying Reno thinking it was finally heading toward Utah.

But APPARENTLY last night they're now in SACRAMENTO?! WHY?!
May 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
As I was watering and moving all the still to be planted starts for this year I found a delightful surprise.

Looks like one of the pairs of quail I've been seeing this spring decided to make a nest in the shade of my front yard. Only one egg that I can see so far, but I can't wait for more.
May 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I remember enjoying others' gardens vicariously too when I lived in an apartment.

The rambling rose in full bloom do put on one impressive show, then are just green for the year. Here they were last year. (The smaller new rose will repeat bloom, going forward though.)
May 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I still feel behind on all my gardening jobs, but I got a lot of started plants in the ground today (mostly in the herb garden). I can't wait for the show the roses on the arch put on, but it's such an exciting time of the garden coming alive in dense green. 🌱
May 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It's a rainy day today, but when I can go out in the garden the scent of the lilacs is intoxicating.

Lilacs make me think of growing up at my grandpa's house, which had the most magnificent mature lilac patches.
April 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The fasciation of the daffodils is kind of amazing. I am weirdly excited to find it in plants in my garden, though I've typically found it in annual flowers or crops. It makes sense that it could have affected an original planted bulb which then passed it on as it spread/naturalized.
April 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM