Hey its da boss here!!! 😎
We have a bit of a problem here
Our social media manager climbed up the big tree and then fell off it by mistake
He is in a coma now. Which sucks.
But we can go back to me taking over the account for a bit. Which does not suck.
Here is a drawing of the event.
(1/4)

And finally the current problem we face.
Our chiller is merging with the Cheese Leaf, just like how the server room did with the Butter Leaf.
The Crescent Moon Beast of that leaf is using his Will Eye to create fake dreams in an attempt to kill us all. We have to stop him somehow. (5/5)

Then, she went over the magic systems of our Leafs. Will ____.
Basically depending on where the person was born, depends on what kind of magic they use.
Will Eye for those from Cheese Leaf. And Will Weapon for Bread and Butter Leafs.
In either case, each Will ____ is unique to its user. (4/5)

Next, she explained counterpart. Each Leaf can have a version of someone. For example Steve (who even on Tim's Leaf is a bit of an asshole).
Said version can still differ wildly though. Like how the Crescent Moon Beast of Butter Leaf is a nice guy while Cheese Leaf one wants us all dead. (3/5)

First, the one explaining the different worlds (or leafs), and how Butter Leaf is fully merged into our server room, while the cheese leaf is currently slowly merging with the chiller.
Meg claims we have to call all these worlds leaf, because of some 'big ass tree' we all are a part of. (2/5)

Good news. Our social media person is better and will be taking the account back from my hand.
Bad news. 😢 This is my last Mario Paint theme post.
Still its a good one. 🥁 Introducing the b team. A dream team of coolness. 🕶️

How do my social media person find something to post each day. 🤔 🤔 🤔
Let's see... Ummm... I should of come out of my office today to find why we still cant release tbtssb.
I did do some music today in Mario Paint. So I guess you could all look at that.

Today me and the secuterri went to the mail room and talk to Pete and Tim.
Pete mentioned how my dad would be proud of how im running the company.
😎
Oh and the best thing got delayed again today. Can't remember why thou.

Hey, it Da Boss of Sliced Bread (i don't know how to do the tm thing) here.
Our social person got even more ill. So i promise them that i would take over for de time being.
Here is a great painting showing this event. And i promise there be more of them in the coming day.
Yeah. 🕶️

Our CEO would like me to show everyone his 'super duper' plan for getting the wyvern unstuck.
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Remember, he is only two years old. And suffice to say, this is not the plan we will be going with. But he is the boss, so if he wants me to post this, then that's what I have to do.

The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread™ will need to be delayed today again, because everyone in the office was playing the global release of UmaMusume. And no work got done today because of it.
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My favourite horse so far is Taiki Shuttle, if you wanted to know that.

We didn't work on The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread™ at all today. So yeah delays.
Because our boss made us see every Boss Baby related media out there.
It's his favourite franchise of all time. (Remember our boss is a 2.)
Attached is what our boss's face was like throughout the whole screening.

We here at Sliced Bread Inc™ are sad to report the passing of our CEO and founder, Thomas Peter.
He died peacefully at night in the hospital, with his last words being: 'You all better release The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread™'
Because of his untimely death, we will delay it by another day.

We regretfully have to announce another delay to The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread™.
To explain this second delay, our CEO and founder, Thomas Peter, has prepared this video.
And we promise The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread™ will come out tomorrow.