The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread
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Profile of Sliced Bread Inc™ (The inventors of Sliced Bread).
Tomorrow we will announce The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread™.
We promise there won't be any delays.
Tomorrow we will announce The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread™.
We promise there won't be any delays.
Today, Sock revealed the truth about how he knew about my counterpart, the Chain Hanger.
But let's start at the basics first. Each of Sock's counterparts are men of science, but each of them had different fields of interest before becoming the caretaker for the Great Will Tree.
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But let's start at the basics first. Each of Sock's counterparts are men of science, but each of them had different fields of interest before becoming the caretaker for the Great Will Tree.
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December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Today, Sock revealed the truth about how he knew about my counterpart, the Chain Hanger.
But let's start at the basics first. Each of Sock's counterparts are men of science, but each of them had different fields of interest before becoming the caretaker for the Great Will Tree.
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But let's start at the basics first. Each of Sock's counterparts are men of science, but each of them had different fields of interest before becoming the caretaker for the Great Will Tree.
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There's a lot I need to process about today, some of which I still haven't fully wrapped my head around.
Starting sadly with the worst part. Meg attempted to take on the kraken with her Will Weapon, and lost badly.
I've been told she's currently recovering in the bed next to my comatose body.
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Starting sadly with the worst part. Meg attempted to take on the kraken with her Will Weapon, and lost badly.
I've been told she's currently recovering in the bed next to my comatose body.
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December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
There's a lot I need to process about today, some of which I still haven't fully wrapped my head around.
Starting sadly with the worst part. Meg attempted to take on the kraken with her Will Weapon, and lost badly.
I've been told she's currently recovering in the bed next to my comatose body.
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Starting sadly with the worst part. Meg attempted to take on the kraken with her Will Weapon, and lost badly.
I've been told she's currently recovering in the bed next to my comatose body.
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Meg here on the update on the kraken. And I'm just going to start by saying everything is going f#!£ing terribly.
We've tried everything to shoo the monster from getting closer to the island. But nothing has worked so far.
And while we've made that hookshot gun, I'm doubting it will really help.
We've tried everything to shoo the monster from getting closer to the island. But nothing has worked so far.
And while we've made that hookshot gun, I'm doubting it will really help.
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Meg here on the update on the kraken. And I'm just going to start by saying everything is going f#!£ing terribly.
We've tried everything to shoo the monster from getting closer to the island. But nothing has worked so far.
And while we've made that hookshot gun, I'm doubting it will really help.
We've tried everything to shoo the monster from getting closer to the island. But nothing has worked so far.
And while we've made that hookshot gun, I'm doubting it will really help.
I've noticed a silly mistake I've made in yesterday's post. And I do apologise for it greatly.
Yesterday, I said The Steel Gunslinger and Hanger, when I meant to say The Chain Gunslinger and Hanger.
In my defence, it's because Pirate and Daisy mentioned both figures using steel chains.
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Yesterday, I said The Steel Gunslinger and Hanger, when I meant to say The Chain Gunslinger and Hanger.
In my defence, it's because Pirate and Daisy mentioned both figures using steel chains.
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November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I've noticed a silly mistake I've made in yesterday's post. And I do apologise for it greatly.
Yesterday, I said The Steel Gunslinger and Hanger, when I meant to say The Chain Gunslinger and Hanger.
In my defence, it's because Pirate and Daisy mentioned both figures using steel chains.
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Yesterday, I said The Steel Gunslinger and Hanger, when I meant to say The Chain Gunslinger and Hanger.
In my defence, it's because Pirate and Daisy mentioned both figures using steel chains.
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Noticed Daisy was acting distant this morning, and decided to ask the kobold what was up.
Since yesterday she has been lingering on Pirate's story about the Steel Gunslinger. Or rather on just the first part of the name.
She sadly knows someone in her Leaf with the title The Steel Hanger.
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Since yesterday she has been lingering on Pirate's story about the Steel Gunslinger. Or rather on just the first part of the name.
She sadly knows someone in her Leaf with the title The Steel Hanger.
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November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Noticed Daisy was acting distant this morning, and decided to ask the kobold what was up.
Since yesterday she has been lingering on Pirate's story about the Steel Gunslinger. Or rather on just the first part of the name.
She sadly knows someone in her Leaf with the title The Steel Hanger.
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Since yesterday she has been lingering on Pirate's story about the Steel Gunslinger. Or rather on just the first part of the name.
She sadly knows someone in her Leaf with the title The Steel Hanger.
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After hearing about the kraken problem getting worse, I felt that I needed to do something on my side, even if I'm still stuck in the Void.
I first thought to ask Daisy for advice, seeing as she is a monster hunter back in her Leaf.
And while the kobold had dealt with krakens before...
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I first thought to ask Daisy for advice, seeing as she is a monster hunter back in her Leaf.
And while the kobold had dealt with krakens before...
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November 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
After hearing about the kraken problem getting worse, I felt that I needed to do something on my side, even if I'm still stuck in the Void.
I first thought to ask Daisy for advice, seeing as she is a monster hunter back in her Leaf.
And while the kobold had dealt with krakens before...
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I first thought to ask Daisy for advice, seeing as she is a monster hunter back in her Leaf.
And while the kobold had dealt with krakens before...
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Meg here, for the important non Void stuff going on.
And something really important and sadly bad is happening in the Pickle Leaf.
The kraken has gotten closer to the island. Like, really close.
Captain Bone and Stone Head are both currently discussing why it would do this and what to do next.
And something really important and sadly bad is happening in the Pickle Leaf.
The kraken has gotten closer to the island. Like, really close.
Captain Bone and Stone Head are both currently discussing why it would do this and what to do next.
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Meg here, for the important non Void stuff going on.
And something really important and sadly bad is happening in the Pickle Leaf.
The kraken has gotten closer to the island. Like, really close.
Captain Bone and Stone Head are both currently discussing why it would do this and what to do next.
And something really important and sadly bad is happening in the Pickle Leaf.
The kraken has gotten closer to the island. Like, really close.
Captain Bone and Stone Head are both currently discussing why it would do this and what to do next.
Sock explained more to me about the mysterious wooden puppet ROF who I had the 'delight' of meeting yesterday.
The long and short of it, he's a trickster god-like being who somehow is able to travel between Leafs.
His intentions are unknown, but his legends tend to always go the same way.
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The long and short of it, he's a trickster god-like being who somehow is able to travel between Leafs.
His intentions are unknown, but his legends tend to always go the same way.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Sock explained more to me about the mysterious wooden puppet ROF who I had the 'delight' of meeting yesterday.
The long and short of it, he's a trickster god-like being who somehow is able to travel between Leafs.
His intentions are unknown, but his legends tend to always go the same way.
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The long and short of it, he's a trickster god-like being who somehow is able to travel between Leafs.
His intentions are unknown, but his legends tend to always go the same way.
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The higher ups of Sliced Bread Inc™ asked me to attempt something that I wasn't quite happy to do. But I can't go against direct orders.
They wanted to see if I could influence the merging of Pickle Leaf with Bread Leaf. Either to reverse it or to haste it.
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They wanted to see if I could influence the merging of Pickle Leaf with Bread Leaf. Either to reverse it or to haste it.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The higher ups of Sliced Bread Inc™ asked me to attempt something that I wasn't quite happy to do. But I can't go against direct orders.
They wanted to see if I could influence the merging of Pickle Leaf with Bread Leaf. Either to reverse it or to haste it.
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They wanted to see if I could influence the merging of Pickle Leaf with Bread Leaf. Either to reverse it or to haste it.
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Was curious about one of the Sock's counterpart, nicknamed Pirate, due to his nautical appearance.
I wonder if he was perhaps from the Pickle Leaf.
Answer was no. But his Leaf does also have talkative skeletons.
Then Daisy asked us how can a skeleton talk with no vocal cord. We both didn't know how.
I wonder if he was perhaps from the Pickle Leaf.
Answer was no. But his Leaf does also have talkative skeletons.
Then Daisy asked us how can a skeleton talk with no vocal cord. We both didn't know how.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Was curious about one of the Sock's counterpart, nicknamed Pirate, due to his nautical appearance.
I wonder if he was perhaps from the Pickle Leaf.
Answer was no. But his Leaf does also have talkative skeletons.
Then Daisy asked us how can a skeleton talk with no vocal cord. We both didn't know how.
I wonder if he was perhaps from the Pickle Leaf.
Answer was no. But his Leaf does also have talkative skeletons.
Then Daisy asked us how can a skeleton talk with no vocal cord. We both didn't know how.
Because there are 12 of us currently in the pub (Sock's and his Counterparts, Daisy and Me). Bartender decided to host a Mahjong tournament today.
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I won, and victory did feel nice. But, I am starting to miss everyone back home.
Shame that there's not an easy way to wake up from a coma.
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I won, and victory did feel nice. But, I am starting to miss everyone back home.
Shame that there's not an easy way to wake up from a coma.
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Because there are 12 of us currently in the pub (Sock's and his Counterparts, Daisy and Me). Bartender decided to host a Mahjong tournament today.
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I won, and victory did feel nice. But, I am starting to miss everyone back home.
Shame that there's not an easy way to wake up from a coma.
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I won, and victory did feel nice. But, I am starting to miss everyone back home.
Shame that there's not an easy way to wake up from a coma.
Not much happened today in the Void. But I did learn a bit about Daisy, the kobold from the Fae Leaf.
In her world, she is a part of a group called The Society. A long time ago the group was known as The Society of Monster Hunters, but nowadays they do more than just that.
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In her world, she is a part of a group called The Society. A long time ago the group was known as The Society of Monster Hunters, but nowadays they do more than just that.
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November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Not much happened today in the Void. But I did learn a bit about Daisy, the kobold from the Fae Leaf.
In her world, she is a part of a group called The Society. A long time ago the group was known as The Society of Monster Hunters, but nowadays they do more than just that.
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In her world, she is a part of a group called The Society. A long time ago the group was known as The Society of Monster Hunters, but nowadays they do more than just that.
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Meg here, to update on what's up in the office.
After our social media manager discovered the existence of the Egg Leaf, we all turned the office upside down trying to find a f#!@ing doorway to it.
No luck so far.
I do wonder what this other world is like.
Hope it's sci-fi.
After our social media manager discovered the existence of the Egg Leaf, we all turned the office upside down trying to find a f#!@ing doorway to it.
No luck so far.
I do wonder what this other world is like.
Hope it's sci-fi.
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Meg here, to update on what's up in the office.
After our social media manager discovered the existence of the Egg Leaf, we all turned the office upside down trying to find a f#!@ing doorway to it.
No luck so far.
I do wonder what this other world is like.
Hope it's sci-fi.
After our social media manager discovered the existence of the Egg Leaf, we all turned the office upside down trying to find a f#!@ing doorway to it.
No luck so far.
I do wonder what this other world is like.
Hope it's sci-fi.
It's strange to see your whole world distilled into a single leaf, doubly strange to see the other worlds you've been to also as leafs. Yet here I am looking at it.
First, to catch up, Sock took me on a walk through the Void, promising to give me exactly what I need to see.
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First, to catch up, Sock took me on a walk through the Void, promising to give me exactly what I need to see.
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November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It's strange to see your whole world distilled into a single leaf, doubly strange to see the other worlds you've been to also as leafs. Yet here I am looking at it.
First, to catch up, Sock took me on a walk through the Void, promising to give me exactly what I need to see.
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First, to catch up, Sock took me on a walk through the Void, promising to give me exactly what I need to see.
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Sock told me that tomorrow would be an important day for me, if I don't wake up from my coma before then.
He actually asked if that did happen I should find a way to have another coma.
In any case, he and some of his counterparts want to show me my Leaf, and really see what's happening with it.
He actually asked if that did happen I should find a way to have another coma.
In any case, he and some of his counterparts want to show me my Leaf, and really see what's happening with it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Sock told me that tomorrow would be an important day for me, if I don't wake up from my coma before then.
He actually asked if that did happen I should find a way to have another coma.
In any case, he and some of his counterparts want to show me my Leaf, and really see what's happening with it.
He actually asked if that did happen I should find a way to have another coma.
In any case, he and some of his counterparts want to show me my Leaf, and really see what's happening with it.
Today, Sock explained more about him and his counterparts, and the reason they all have glowing eyes.
First, they're all dead, that much he is sure about, seeing as all ten of them do remember how brutally they died.
For example, one of Sock's counterparts, Detective, got shot down by mobs.
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First, they're all dead, that much he is sure about, seeing as all ten of them do remember how brutally they died.
For example, one of Sock's counterparts, Detective, got shot down by mobs.
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November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Today, Sock explained more about him and his counterparts, and the reason they all have glowing eyes.
First, they're all dead, that much he is sure about, seeing as all ten of them do remember how brutally they died.
For example, one of Sock's counterparts, Detective, got shot down by mobs.
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First, they're all dead, that much he is sure about, seeing as all ten of them do remember how brutally they died.
For example, one of Sock's counterparts, Detective, got shot down by mobs.
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Yesterday evening Sock took me to the pub.
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I'm not going to lie, the fact that such a building exists here in the Void still feels really bizarre, even for this place.
When we walked in, there were ten people sitting inside, nine of which had glowing eyes just like Sock.
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I'm not going to lie, the fact that such a building exists here in the Void still feels really bizarre, even for this place.
When we walked in, there were ten people sitting inside, nine of which had glowing eyes just like Sock.
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November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Yesterday evening Sock took me to the pub.
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I'm not going to lie, the fact that such a building exists here in the Void still feels really bizarre, even for this place.
When we walked in, there were ten people sitting inside, nine of which had glowing eyes just like Sock.
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I'm not going to lie, the fact that such a building exists here in the Void still feels really bizarre, even for this place.
When we walked in, there were ten people sitting inside, nine of which had glowing eyes just like Sock.
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I started this day running for my life.
I wasn't actually in any danger, but at the time I very much thought I was.
When I saw a huge snake with glowing eyes coming towards me, obviously I didn't realise he just wanted to chat. So I did what anyone in my shoes would do, and ran.
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I wasn't actually in any danger, but at the time I very much thought I was.
When I saw a huge snake with glowing eyes coming towards me, obviously I didn't realise he just wanted to chat. So I did what anyone in my shoes would do, and ran.
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November 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I started this day running for my life.
I wasn't actually in any danger, but at the time I very much thought I was.
When I saw a huge snake with glowing eyes coming towards me, obviously I didn't realise he just wanted to chat. So I did what anyone in my shoes would do, and ran.
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I wasn't actually in any danger, but at the time I very much thought I was.
When I saw a huge snake with glowing eyes coming towards me, obviously I didn't realise he just wanted to chat. So I did what anyone in my shoes would do, and ran.
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Meg sent me a picture of my infirmary room today.
It's interesting seeing all the balloons, flowers, and gifts in the room, all of them wishing me well, my body sleeping well.
While me, my spirit, is currently frantic looking around a burnt down monastery, unsure of what I'm even trying to look for.
It's interesting seeing all the balloons, flowers, and gifts in the room, all of them wishing me well, my body sleeping well.
While me, my spirit, is currently frantic looking around a burnt down monastery, unsure of what I'm even trying to look for.
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Meg sent me a picture of my infirmary room today.
It's interesting seeing all the balloons, flowers, and gifts in the room, all of them wishing me well, my body sleeping well.
While me, my spirit, is currently frantic looking around a burnt down monastery, unsure of what I'm even trying to look for.
It's interesting seeing all the balloons, flowers, and gifts in the room, all of them wishing me well, my body sleeping well.
While me, my spirit, is currently frantic looking around a burnt down monastery, unsure of what I'm even trying to look for.
Discovered a burnt down monastery today.
I do wonder why this was built, and even how.
Are there or were there others who manage to get here before?
Like everything else in the Void, the size of itself and its room is ever changing, making it hard to find the answer to any of my questions.
I do wonder why this was built, and even how.
Are there or were there others who manage to get here before?
Like everything else in the Void, the size of itself and its room is ever changing, making it hard to find the answer to any of my questions.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Discovered a burnt down monastery today.
I do wonder why this was built, and even how.
Are there or were there others who manage to get here before?
Like everything else in the Void, the size of itself and its room is ever changing, making it hard to find the answer to any of my questions.
I do wonder why this was built, and even how.
Are there or were there others who manage to get here before?
Like everything else in the Void, the size of itself and its room is ever changing, making it hard to find the answer to any of my questions.
Exploring the Void is a bizarre and difficult experience.
I found that focusing on the Great Will Tree's branches as if they're wide pathways, and walking along them at a slow pace has worked best.
Also, I've spotted a building not too far away.
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Who would even build such a thing here, and why?
I found that focusing on the Great Will Tree's branches as if they're wide pathways, and walking along them at a slow pace has worked best.
Also, I've spotted a building not too far away.
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Who would even build such a thing here, and why?
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Exploring the Void is a bizarre and difficult experience.
I found that focusing on the Great Will Tree's branches as if they're wide pathways, and walking along them at a slow pace has worked best.
Also, I've spotted a building not too far away.
...
Who would even build such a thing here, and why?
I found that focusing on the Great Will Tree's branches as if they're wide pathways, and walking along them at a slow pace has worked best.
Also, I've spotted a building not too far away.
...
Who would even build such a thing here, and why?
Infinite is an interesting word.
Before, I thought the word just meant something that was really really large (to an impossible scale), but that doesn't do the word justice.
No, infinite means something that is boundless to normal measurements.
Boundless best describes what's in front of me.
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Before, I thought the word just meant something that was really really large (to an impossible scale), but that doesn't do the word justice.
No, infinite means something that is boundless to normal measurements.
Boundless best describes what's in front of me.
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November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Infinite is an interesting word.
Before, I thought the word just meant something that was really really large (to an impossible scale), but that doesn't do the word justice.
No, infinite means something that is boundless to normal measurements.
Boundless best describes what's in front of me.
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Before, I thought the word just meant something that was really really large (to an impossible scale), but that doesn't do the word justice.
No, infinite means something that is boundless to normal measurements.
Boundless best describes what's in front of me.
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Hey its da boss here!!! 😎
We have a bit of a problem here
Our social media manager climbed up the big tree and then fell off it by mistake
He is in a coma now. Which sucks.
But we can go back to me taking over the account for a bit. Which does not suck.
Here is a drawing of the event.
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We have a bit of a problem here
Our social media manager climbed up the big tree and then fell off it by mistake
He is in a coma now. Which sucks.
But we can go back to me taking over the account for a bit. Which does not suck.
Here is a drawing of the event.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hey its da boss here!!! 😎
We have a bit of a problem here
Our social media manager climbed up the big tree and then fell off it by mistake
He is in a coma now. Which sucks.
But we can go back to me taking over the account for a bit. Which does not suck.
Here is a drawing of the event.
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We have a bit of a problem here
Our social media manager climbed up the big tree and then fell off it by mistake
He is in a coma now. Which sucks.
But we can go back to me taking over the account for a bit. Which does not suck.
Here is a drawing of the event.
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A few members of the research department arrived at the tree today to help Meg with her study.
Seems like the main goal is trying to get to a place called 'The Void' to have a look at the full Great Will Tree, and understand why our four worlds have been merging.
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Seems like the main goal is trying to get to a place called 'The Void' to have a look at the full Great Will Tree, and understand why our four worlds have been merging.
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November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
A few members of the research department arrived at the tree today to help Meg with her study.
Seems like the main goal is trying to get to a place called 'The Void' to have a look at the full Great Will Tree, and understand why our four worlds have been merging.
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Seems like the main goal is trying to get to a place called 'The Void' to have a look at the full Great Will Tree, and understand why our four worlds have been merging.
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Meg spent her time today, studying the Great Will Tree (well, the twig of it that was in the Cheese Leaf world).
Don't know what she hopes to find in researching it, but I did at least learn about one thing, or well three things.
The theory on where the tree is in the other Leafs.
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Don't know what she hopes to find in researching it, but I did at least learn about one thing, or well three things.
The theory on where the tree is in the other Leafs.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Meg spent her time today, studying the Great Will Tree (well, the twig of it that was in the Cheese Leaf world).
Don't know what she hopes to find in researching it, but I did at least learn about one thing, or well three things.
The theory on where the tree is in the other Leafs.
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Don't know what she hopes to find in researching it, but I did at least learn about one thing, or well three things.
The theory on where the tree is in the other Leafs.
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