Sleepykins
@sleepykins.bsky.social
Queer nerd, mom of two neurospicy kiddos, Chicagoan, Cradle Episcopalian and I have *opinions* 🤣
You just died.
The 6th picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
You just died.
The 6th picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.
This sleeve is a serving of club house crackers. I will not be taking questions at this time.
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This sleeve is a serving of club house crackers. I will not be taking questions at this time.
Please enjoy the comically large inflatable snowman at the dispensary in my neighborhood.
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Please enjoy the comically large inflatable snowman at the dispensary in my neighborhood.
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He has cast down the mighty from their thrones
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
He has cast down the mighty from their thrones
How bad at your job do you have to be to be called out by the Blandest Man in America?
From street marches to court battles to the ballot box - we’ve challenged the power of this exceptionally unpopular president.
The lesson from each success we've had is that we need to ramp the political pressure up, always up, not back down, now more than ever.
The lesson from each success we've had is that we need to ramp the political pressure up, always up, not back down, now more than ever.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
How bad at your job do you have to be to be called out by the Blandest Man in America?
Proud of my priests for speaking up today. The only way we get through this is together.
Pastors of All Saints Episcopal Church are first up speaking. Notes the number of rapid responders who have been defending schools, as well as team defending their pantry.
“It’s been hard in our city the last few weeks.”
“We should not have to do this.”
“It’s been hard in our city the last few weeks.”
“We should not have to do this.”
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Proud of my priests for speaking up today. The only way we get through this is together.
My mom texted tonight to tell me that she hasn't seen anything like this since she and my dad worked for the Lindsay campaign
Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My mom texted tonight to tell me that she hasn't seen anything like this since she and my dad worked for the Lindsay campaign
Excellent thread on ICE in court today in Chicago.
Greetings from the Dirksen federal courthouse, where Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino is set to appear before U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis.
What you need to know, for @wttw.bsky.social:
What you need to know, for @wttw.bsky.social:
Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino, Who Fired Tear Gas at Little Village Crowd, Set to Face Federal Judge
U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis ordered Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino to appear in her courtroom at the Dirksen Federal Building in downtown Chicago at 10 a.m. Tuesday.
news.wttw.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Excellent thread on ICE in court today in Chicago.
Friends, I'm having a hard week. My child is spiraling because a teacher doesn't understand his accommodations and now has an F. Spent so much energy dealing with SPED admin to convince them to move him out of the class.
October 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Friends, I'm having a hard week. My child is spiraling because a teacher doesn't understand his accommodations and now has an F. Spent so much energy dealing with SPED admin to convince them to move him out of the class.
This wins the internet today (scroll up to see original post)
This is not funny, Episcopalians only do this when the country’s in distress
October 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This wins the internet today (scroll up to see original post)
A little lightness on another heavy day in this timeline: my fiancé is from Michigan, I grew up in Texas. She refers to the triangle chips used with salsa as "corn chips" and every time my brain goes "why the f is she using Fritos with the guacamole?"
September 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
A little lightness on another heavy day in this timeline: my fiancé is from Michigan, I grew up in Texas. She refers to the triangle chips used with salsa as "corn chips" and every time my brain goes "why the f is she using Fritos with the guacamole?"
I am "pinched a nerve taking off my shirt" *and* "giant zit on my face" old, which is i guess what they call perimenopause
September 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I am "pinched a nerve taking off my shirt" *and* "giant zit on my face" old, which is i guess what they call perimenopause
Two quotes:
"Then Jesus said to him, “Put your sword back into its place, for all who take the sword will die by the sword." Matthew 26:52
"America is a gun" Brian Bilston
"Then Jesus said to him, “Put your sword back into its place, for all who take the sword will die by the sword." Matthew 26:52
"America is a gun" Brian Bilston
September 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Two quotes:
"Then Jesus said to him, “Put your sword back into its place, for all who take the sword will die by the sword." Matthew 26:52
"America is a gun" Brian Bilston
"Then Jesus said to him, “Put your sword back into its place, for all who take the sword will die by the sword." Matthew 26:52
"America is a gun" Brian Bilston
I'm getting a bunch of tests for a chronic cough. I didn't realize how claustrophobic the pulmonary function test would be. I hyperventilated and nearly had an anxiety attack. 0 out of 4 stars, do not recommend.
August 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I'm getting a bunch of tests for a chronic cough. I didn't realize how claustrophobic the pulmonary function test would be. I hyperventilated and nearly had an anxiety attack. 0 out of 4 stars, do not recommend.
Just got into the car to drive home from O'Hare after starting this trip from DFW yesterday at 2. This 13 hour flight experience could have been a trip to Paris.
August 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Just got into the car to drive home from O'Hare after starting this trip from DFW yesterday at 2. This 13 hour flight experience could have been a trip to Paris.
I have been sitting on a plane at DFW Airport since 5:30pm (3.5 hours ago) waiting to fly to Chicago and the farthest we have gotten so far is the penalty box on the tarmac. We're now back at the gate, getting new pilots because ours expired.
August 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I have been sitting on a plane at DFW Airport since 5:30pm (3.5 hours ago) waiting to fly to Chicago and the farthest we have gotten so far is the penalty box on the tarmac. We're now back at the gate, getting new pilots because ours expired.
Visited my childhood church (Transfiguration) while in Dallas. They just finished a big project installing a new ginormous red organ, which i thought was tacky and did not take pictures of. Here are some prettier parts of the sanctuary. ⚓️
August 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Visited my childhood church (Transfiguration) while in Dallas. They just finished a big project installing a new ginormous red organ, which i thought was tacky and did not take pictures of. Here are some prettier parts of the sanctuary. ⚓️
Just finished visiting my Very Gay Dads in Dallas. Please enjoy a selection of their chandeliers 💡🏳️🌈🇨🇱
#EverythingsBiggerInTexas
#EverythingsBiggerInTexas
August 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Just finished visiting my Very Gay Dads in Dallas. Please enjoy a selection of their chandeliers 💡🏳️🌈🇨🇱
#EverythingsBiggerInTexas
#EverythingsBiggerInTexas
I wish JK Rowling would go to a farm upstate
August 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I wish JK Rowling would go to a farm upstate
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the Holy Spirit, who broods over the world as a mother over her children
July 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
the Holy Spirit, who broods over the world as a mother over her children
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we renounce Satan
July 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
we renounce Satan
These clips are what I needed to hear today. Sometimes the truth is raw and unfiltered.
Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.
July 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
These clips are what I needed to hear today. Sometimes the truth is raw and unfiltered.
The stages of getting a tatto:
1. That stings
2. So pretty!
3. So blobby and gross!
4. So itchy!
5. Free from bandage
6. So pretty!
7. So itchy!
8. "Moisturize me!"
9. So pretty!
10. A dessicated mural flaking off everywhere
11. So pretty!
1. That stings
2. So pretty!
3. So blobby and gross!
4. So itchy!
5. Free from bandage
6. So pretty!
7. So itchy!
8. "Moisturize me!"
9. So pretty!
10. A dessicated mural flaking off everywhere
11. So pretty!
July 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The stages of getting a tatto:
1. That stings
2. So pretty!
3. So blobby and gross!
4. So itchy!
5. Free from bandage
6. So pretty!
7. So itchy!
8. "Moisturize me!"
9. So pretty!
10. A dessicated mural flaking off everywhere
11. So pretty!
1. That stings
2. So pretty!
3. So blobby and gross!
4. So itchy!
5. Free from bandage
6. So pretty!
7. So itchy!
8. "Moisturize me!"
9. So pretty!
10. A dessicated mural flaking off everywhere
11. So pretty!
My dog Phantom and i were taking our morning walk today. A squirrel was running in front of us and tried to climb a tree. It got it's foot stuck in a little wire tree fence. I was trying to hold phantom back to shake the fence to help free the squirrel.
June 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
My dog Phantom and i were taking our morning walk today. A squirrel was running in front of us and tried to climb a tree. It got it's foot stuck in a little wire tree fence. I was trying to hold phantom back to shake the fence to help free the squirrel.