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Wow! President Trump is a titan of wellness, his stamina is unmatched! Our commander-in-chief only needs a tiny nap to power through a full meeting. Get this man into the Olympics ASAP!
December 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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NEWS: Trump officials are worried the ICC may try to prosecute them for war crimes once Trump's term ends, and are threatening sanctions against the ICC to change its founding document to grant them immunity. (via Reuters / link in reply)
December 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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American Classmates Having Difficulty Understanding Better Educated Foreign Exchange Student https://theonion.com/american-classmates-having-difficulty-understanding-bet-1828551698/
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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i think we have manufactured enough stainless steel hydroflasks now that everyone on earth is entitled to a freebie
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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This won’t get a fraction of the attention, sympathy, outrage, etc. from the right that Charlie Kirk did.
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
When is Nintendo going to release their Switch 2 Pro Mouse Controller? 🤔

Easy $70 just releasing a wireless gaming mouse with the Switch branding.

#gaming #nintendo #switch2
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Not so sure the White House is going to be too happy with this ratio over at the other place
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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donald trump is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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The small town of Leland, Miss., was rocked by the shooting, which took place late Friday.
6 dead in a shooting after Mississippi homecoming game
The small town of Leland, Miss., was rocked by the shooting, which took place late Friday.
n.pr
October 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Post Office
Garfield, WA
February 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Not chudai and definitely not wataa 😔
February 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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The IRS Direct File program is very popular with the American people. It is not, however, popular with companies that file your taxes for a fee.

So I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Marsha Blackburn sided with H&R Block over the American people after taking money from H&R Block's PAC.
February 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Absolutely brutal scroll on Fox.
February 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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This is in public, in the middle of the day, and on camera.

Imagine how high he gets at night in private.
Ketamine is a hell of a drug.
January 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Trump just withdrew the United States from the World Health Organization.

The US is now the only country in the world besides Liechtenstein to not be a member of the organization.
January 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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So what the actual fuck was this about?
January 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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i will always sign up for a new chinese app. i am ready to learn chinese
January 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
theonion.com/jd-vanc...
January 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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NEW: I've obtained internal Meta docs revealing an array of sample posts that are now allowed under new hate speech rules. Examples include calling children "trannies," “Jews are flat out greedier than Christians," and “immigrants are grubby, filthy pieces of shit”

theintercept.com/2025/01/09/f...
Leaked Meta Rules: Users Are Free to Post “Mexican Immigrants Are Trash!” or “Trans People Are Immoral”
Facebook now allows attacks on immigrants and trans people, and posts like “Mexican immigrants are trash!” and “I’m a proud racist.”
theintercept.com
January 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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*adds you to my database*
January 12, 2025 at 7:43 AM
whoever lied to Verizon and said bright red and neon yellow looks good on a white web-page needs their eyes checked.
January 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM