Chris Slattery
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My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
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Advance Base has been making great Christmas songs for a decade + and this is a great collection of them
Advance Base has been making great Christmas songs for a decade + and this is a great collection of them
Advance Base Christmas Special 2025
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December 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Advance Base has been making great Christmas songs for a decade + and this is a great collection of them
Advance Base has been making great Christmas songs for a decade + and this is a great collection of them
December 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Still not seeing an alibi for Ted Cruz
amazing work of course but it’s always like “the victim’s murder-crazed ex-boyfriend was cleared by police after he said he definitely didn’t do it” and then he looks like this
December 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Still not seeing an alibi for Ted Cruz
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amazing work of course but it’s always like “the victim’s murder-crazed ex-boyfriend was cleared by police after he said he definitely didn’t do it” and then he looks like this
December 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
amazing work of course but it’s always like “the victim’s murder-crazed ex-boyfriend was cleared by police after he said he definitely didn’t do it” and then he looks like this
FUN FACT: When I was around 7 years old, I read in a kid’s magazine that Jim Carrey used his twin brother in animal scenes during Ace Ventura: Pet Detective because he was allergic to animals.
I believed this for years because at the time I didn’t understand how True or False quizzes worked.
I believed this for years because at the time I didn’t understand how True or False quizzes worked.
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
FUN FACT: When I was around 7 years old, I read in a kid’s magazine that Jim Carrey used his twin brother in animal scenes during Ace Ventura: Pet Detective because he was allergic to animals.
I believed this for years because at the time I didn’t understand how True or False quizzes worked.
I believed this for years because at the time I didn’t understand how True or False quizzes worked.
Making the music switch over to *literally anything else* but I need new playlists: music.apple.com/profile/chri...
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December 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Making the music switch over to *literally anything else* but I need new playlists: music.apple.com/profile/chri...
Finally watching Terrifier 3 (for Christmas) and it’s… really good? Gruesome as all hell, but the small character beats are well written.
Damien Leone is really growing here with this one.
Damien Leone is really growing here with this one.
December 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Finally watching Terrifier 3 (for Christmas) and it’s… really good? Gruesome as all hell, but the small character beats are well written.
Damien Leone is really growing here with this one.
Damien Leone is really growing here with this one.
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I call Harrison Ford “Sabrina Carpenter” (he was a carpenter and also he was in Sabrina)
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I call Harrison Ford “Sabrina Carpenter” (he was a carpenter and also he was in Sabrina)
This is the way movies end
Not with a bang but a tudum
Not with a bang but a tudum
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This is the way movies end
Not with a bang but a tudum
Not with a bang but a tudum
I’m in my new place and got my record player working again and let me tell you, it is very therapeutic to stop whatever little task you’re doing every 30 minutes to flip the vinyl over.
THE MUSIC WILL NOT STOP
THE MUSIC WILL NOT STOP
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’m in my new place and got my record player working again and let me tell you, it is very therapeutic to stop whatever little task you’re doing every 30 minutes to flip the vinyl over.
THE MUSIC WILL NOT STOP
THE MUSIC WILL NOT STOP
No, iPhone, i do not want you to blast Childish Gambino once I put my AirPods away.
The other people in this Great Clips do not need to know that I require hearing “Don’t be mad cause I’m doing me better than you doing you” before most human interactions.
The other people in this Great Clips do not need to know that I require hearing “Don’t be mad cause I’m doing me better than you doing you” before most human interactions.
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
No, iPhone, i do not want you to blast Childish Gambino once I put my AirPods away.
The other people in this Great Clips do not need to know that I require hearing “Don’t be mad cause I’m doing me better than you doing you” before most human interactions.
The other people in this Great Clips do not need to know that I require hearing “Don’t be mad cause I’m doing me better than you doing you” before most human interactions.
I would rather be comfy as my plane falls out of the sky.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I would rather be comfy as my plane falls out of the sky.
The cure for male loneliness is just The Cure.
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The cure for male loneliness is just The Cure.
That is very cool.
I’m sure everyone is going to be very normal about this.
I’m sure everyone is going to be very normal about this.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
That is very cool.
I’m sure everyone is going to be very normal about this.
I’m sure everyone is going to be very normal about this.
Had an absolute blast with a packed house watching a truly deranged lineup of 4 movies and a short. Always a great time!
October 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Had an absolute blast with a packed house watching a truly deranged lineup of 4 movies and a short. Always a great time!
The world did us dirty by making to most comfortable temperature 69 degrees. Yes, it’s nice.
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The world did us dirty by making to most comfortable temperature 69 degrees. Yes, it’s nice.
NEWS UPDATE: Watching “Inglourious Basterds” on Netflix is now considered political hate speech
September 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
NEWS UPDATE: Watching “Inglourious Basterds” on Netflix is now considered political hate speech
Fuck aaaaaaaaaall the way off.
August 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Fuck aaaaaaaaaall the way off.
Veni vidi vichyssoise
Is this anything?
Is this anything?
July 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Veni vidi vichyssoise
Is this anything?
Is this anything?
We will not truly be free until all of the cute animals that I see in TikTok videos are aware that we have dill veggie dips available for everything that they are eating.
July 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
We will not truly be free until all of the cute animals that I see in TikTok videos are aware that we have dill veggie dips available for everything that they are eating.
I’m afraid the new Lorde album slaps.
We have returned.
We have returned.
June 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I’m afraid the new Lorde album slaps.
We have returned.
We have returned.