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Slappy
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September 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I’m sorry I wasn’t good enough.
June 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
saw this for sale locally and got so inspired I already signed up for motorcycle classes
May 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
the store manager where I work is taking like a week and a half of vacation right before memorial day and I'm really tempted to quit on his first day off
May 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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April 6, 2025 at 11:23 AM
March 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Another deen dinner
February 4, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Deen time again
January 31, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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It’s all “get good/skill issue” until bitches have to play Super Mario Sunshine and they fold like the chair at a backyard barbecue.
January 31, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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January 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM
(portland) locals playing lots of xrd makes me want to get back into the game hard but I'm also really depressed and have to work a lot
January 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Dad dinner
January 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
closing at work the next 4 days in a row aAAAAAAAAAAAA
January 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
store manager keeps scheduling me for 7 days in a row and next time I come in I wanna be like "dude are you trying to make me quit"
January 6, 2025 at 7:07 AM
hot dog and a 6 pack, breakfast of champions
January 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM

people say headlights are too bright nowadays but I work in auto parts and had to explain to 3 different customers in the last week how their high beams work
January 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
problems? may I suggest: getting drunk and eating a 7-11 hot dog
January 1, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I need a real goal for this year but idk what. The two biggest things I've considered are going back to school to be an automotive technician or getting a CDL and trucking.
January 1, 2025 at 8:38 AM
oh yeah, would a guy who's depressed do THIS

*gets drunk and eats a 7-11 hot dog*
December 31, 2024 at 7:11 AM
I'm a "ketchup is good actually" truther
December 28, 2024 at 9:55 AM

Finally home from work and don’t know what to do with myself, I’ve felt shitty and alone all day
December 24, 2024 at 5:51 AM
just wanna scream. so much of my life just gone forever.
December 23, 2024 at 9:43 AM
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Went to the portland local and had an okay time. Still mostly just hurt but I'll get there. Probably.
December 22, 2024 at 10:01 AM
I just keep feeling like my life is over
December 23, 2024 at 2:02 AM