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Those of you that did not watch the Thursday Night Football post game tonight missed QUALITY TELEVISION.
December 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
ENOUGH with #Grinch commercials. #ENOUGH
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Watching #TNF.
There's a commercial for some protein drink.
The commercial ends with a voiceover of a mixed group of actors chanting:
MILK THE PROTEIN
MILK THE PROTEIN
MILK THE PROTEIN
MILK THE PROTEIN

That ad agency is either clueless or edgy as fuck
October 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
@dancarlin.bsky.social : What a treat to see you back in my actively updating podcasts. Thank you.
March 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Oh, just doin' some rewriting of history, nothing to worry about.

www.axios.com/local/salt-l...

Jerks.
Navajo Code Talkers get "DEI" label as military info disappears under Trump order
Also vanishing: The Civil War regiment from "Glory," women pilots from WWII and a Medal of Honor winner.
www.axios.com
March 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I think I just figured it out: The #DOGE kids are basically playing a #TTRPG version of "run the government", not realizing that this is all actually real.

And their #DM fucking sucks.
February 6, 2025 at 8:33 AM
The #ProBowl has become Battle of the Network Stars.
#disappointed
February 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hey @3d6downtheline.com, I finally caught up from the beginning and now waiting for the latest post so your players can make me crazy is BRUTAL.
❤️ you all. Keep bringing it.
(Even Dave.)
January 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Check out this song called Children Lost from our album Enough is Enough, which will be available everywhere tomorrow.

#punk
#resist

youtu.be/q-YYZi-xJ6g?...

Please also check out these links for efforts to prevent school shootings:

sandyhookpromise.org

americanprogress.org
Children Lost by Wolves at the Wall
YouTube video by Wolves at the Wall
youtu.be
January 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I've realized all of these #NFL players thank #God for this #gift because it's like they were personally chosen, as opposed to:
"The #randomness of the #universe gave me great #genetics, and even more randomness allowed me to get here. Thank you, uncaring universe."
January 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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If you ever share / repost anything, please let it be this
December 30, 2024 at 4:26 PM
@intuitcreditkarma.bsky.social ,
Stop trying to force me to download your app when I login.
You wanna lose users?
Because that's how you lose users.

-Us
January 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The post game antics of angry #ChicagoBears fans is cracking me the hell up.
@chicagobearsobs.bsky.social
December 27, 2024 at 4:12 AM
The players in @3d6dtl.bsky.social dungeon crawl like a group of toddlers that just downed a gallon of espresso.
December 3, 2024 at 9:59 PM
I'd like to congragualte the #designer of my #earbuds for not only creating an ergonomically fantastic device, but for also creating a shape that can turn the #kineticenergy from a 3 foot drop into the ability to shoot across the floor at 100 mph into the ramdomly hardest place to find it.
#Bravo
November 21, 2024 at 3:06 AM