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This is your legacy, Jon.
September 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Is now the time for statements this bold?
September 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Thank you.
September 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The real consequence of this whole thing is that we WON'T have to deal with some state that has more livestock than people sending him to the Senate for 50 fucking years.
September 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Anyone got a link that doesn't require a scribd account?
September 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
It's called "The Paradox of Tolerance"
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox...
September 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
As long as their reality television goes uninterrupted and they can buy shitty products for cheap, basically.
August 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This is also why helmets come with a chinstrap. They don't fly off if you actually use it, but then it doesn't "look cool", which is most important to these meatheads.
August 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Why do they always appear to be such Meatheads?
August 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This is OUTSTANDING
May 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
MASCOT TUG OF WAR!
Can the Pro Bowl GET ANY MORE #PRO?
February 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This is fucking fantastic.
January 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
January 24, 2025 at 7:59 AM
"I'm a superbadass that should be feared, but also am an adult child."

Which half of this statement is actually more worrying is up for debate.
January 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM