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I like gum and pie, but not at the same time.
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Only reason I logged in was to scream accolades about #superman. @jamesgunn.bsky.social made the best Superman movie in .... hell I don't know, years. Decades. Its pure heart was so refreshing. Casting that was way closer to perfect than outright annoying helped a lot too.
July 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I'm seeing WAY too much politics here, so here's a photo of the pie I made. It's made from fresh peaches! It has no political affiliation at all, just to be clear.
May 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
So for the first time in about half a year, a tiny bit of moisture fell from the sky around Phoenix. It did diddly shit for the plants, but it did make a pretty cool sunrise rainbow. Very faint, so I amped up the colors in the photo.
January 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Also, owww, my mouth. What's the deal with flu (or normal cold, or seasonal sniffle, or COVID, or bird flu, whatever the fuck ails me) amplifying my pain receptors? These canker sores are days old now and will be healed by tomorrow, there's no way they should still be hurting. This is some bullshit.
January 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Owwwww, my lungs.
January 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I hate making brand new posts when I sign up to a new social media platform. Maybe I'll just skip it this time.
November 19, 2024 at 1:00 AM