SkyPork
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I like gum and pie, but not at the same time.
"Known by WHOM? Who calls her that?"
"Well, me, for one."
"Isn't her name Leanne?"
"Queen of the Blood Wolves, Bringer of Woe, Wearer of Bikini Tops Sometimes."
"Well, me, for one."
"Isn't her name Leanne?"
"Queen of the Blood Wolves, Bringer of Woe, Wearer of Bikini Tops Sometimes."
September 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
"Known by WHOM? Who calls her that?"
"Well, me, for one."
"Isn't her name Leanne?"
"Queen of the Blood Wolves, Bringer of Woe, Wearer of Bikini Tops Sometimes."
"Well, me, for one."
"Isn't her name Leanne?"
"Queen of the Blood Wolves, Bringer of Woe, Wearer of Bikini Tops Sometimes."
The idea that a rectal exam involves a practitioner going into your ass all the way to his armpit cracked me up WAAAAY more than I thought it would. 🤣
February 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The idea that a rectal exam involves a practitioner going into your ass all the way to his armpit cracked me up WAAAAY more than I thought it would. 🤣
Does "unprepared" mean "alive".....?
February 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Does "unprepared" mean "alive".....?
This one is a little too subtle for me. I feel like I'm missing some nuanced subtext.
January 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This one is a little too subtle for me. I feel like I'm missing some nuanced subtext.
Great, now I want peas. When will the UK start exporting those things? Stop hoarding them all!
January 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Great, now I want peas. When will the UK start exporting those things? Stop hoarding them all!
You'd think the internet would have made that possible by now.
January 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
You'd think the internet would have made that possible by now.