I could smell the pollen as soon as I stepped outside today. It’s everywhere. Soon, I’ll have the Eyes of Ibad.
a person wearing a leather glove is pouring sand on a table
ALT: a person wearing a leather glove is pouring sand on a table
media.tenor.com
May 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I could smell the pollen as soon as I stepped outside today. It’s everywhere. Soon, I’ll have the Eyes of Ibad.
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Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact
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March 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact
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In that case, I too will release national security secrets.
Cloning is real. I am Alan Ritchson’s double.
Also, the gulf is now known as ‘The Gulf of Quesadillas’ because I like quesadillas AND that name better.
Hey Siri. Text Jason. You were 3 min late today. You’re fired.
Shit Siri stop undo
Cloning is real. I am Alan Ritchson’s double.
Also, the gulf is now known as ‘The Gulf of Quesadillas’ because I like quesadillas AND that name better.
Hey Siri. Text Jason. You were 3 min late today. You’re fired.
Shit Siri stop undo
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
March 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
In that case, I too will release national security secrets.
Cloning is real. I am Alan Ritchson’s double.
Also, the gulf is now known as ‘The Gulf of Quesadillas’ because I like quesadillas AND that name better.
Hey Siri. Text Jason. You were 3 min late today. You’re fired.
Shit Siri stop undo
Cloning is real. I am Alan Ritchson’s double.
Also, the gulf is now known as ‘The Gulf of Quesadillas’ because I like quesadillas AND that name better.
Hey Siri. Text Jason. You were 3 min late today. You’re fired.
Shit Siri stop undo
The birds are siiiinging. They sure don’t mind this dreary day. Ground is wet and sloppy, overcast… but you wouldn’t know it based on their song.
January 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The birds are siiiinging. They sure don’t mind this dreary day. Ground is wet and sloppy, overcast… but you wouldn’t know it based on their song.
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Art is what helps us through every other fucking thing.
January 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Art is what helps us through every other fucking thing.
For years, people fought against cultural forces and new technologies which they claimed “corrupted youth”.
It used to be comic books, radio, film and television, video games, internet.
Today, they’ve replaced not only the argument, but the “people” involved now bots too.
Buncha bot arguers. Ugh.
It used to be comic books, radio, film and television, video games, internet.
Today, they’ve replaced not only the argument, but the “people” involved now bots too.
Buncha bot arguers. Ugh.
January 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
For years, people fought against cultural forces and new technologies which they claimed “corrupted youth”.
It used to be comic books, radio, film and television, video games, internet.
Today, they’ve replaced not only the argument, but the “people” involved now bots too.
Buncha bot arguers. Ugh.
It used to be comic books, radio, film and television, video games, internet.
Today, they’ve replaced not only the argument, but the “people” involved now bots too.
Buncha bot arguers. Ugh.
when this week’s episode of Drag Race ends
a woman wearing glasses and a hat is talking to another woman and says rigga morris .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a hat is talking to another woman and says rigga morris .
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
when this week’s episode of Drag Race ends
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Watching the snow fall on the garden this morning, I contemplate how each snowflake was once a cloud that was once the ocean that was once a river that once a little stream that was once a puddle in the garden.
Everything is impermanent.
Everything is interconnected.
Even us.
#mindfulness
Everything is impermanent.
Everything is interconnected.
Even us.
#mindfulness
January 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Watching the snow fall on the garden this morning, I contemplate how each snowflake was once a cloud that was once the ocean that was once a river that once a little stream that was once a puddle in the garden.
Everything is impermanent.
Everything is interconnected.
Even us.
#mindfulness
Everything is impermanent.
Everything is interconnected.
Even us.
#mindfulness
I went to the grocery for broccoli and those saboteurs filled the bakery with donuts.
Can a regular guy just walk through the market?
Can a regular guy just walk through the market?
I'm trying to be good. I really am. Did I mention my daughter showed up this morning with chocolate blueberry donuts and apple fritters?
I have no willpower. I mean none. 0.
I have no willpower. I mean none. 0.
January 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I went to the grocery for broccoli and those saboteurs filled the bakery with donuts.
Can a regular guy just walk through the market?
Can a regular guy just walk through the market?
The first airing of dragonball was in 1996.
The ultimate warrior was doing Vegeta in 1988, only with wilder arms and less power stance… same ki, though. 😂
youtube.com/watch?v=Xu2d...
The ultimate warrior was doing Vegeta in 1988, only with wilder arms and less power stance… same ki, though. 😂
youtube.com/watch?v=Xu2d...
youtube.com
January 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The first airing of dragonball was in 1996.
The ultimate warrior was doing Vegeta in 1988, only with wilder arms and less power stance… same ki, though. 😂
youtube.com/watch?v=Xu2d...
The ultimate warrior was doing Vegeta in 1988, only with wilder arms and less power stance… same ki, though. 😂
youtube.com/watch?v=Xu2d...
The day back after holiday is like second monday. Unless it IS Monday,wherein it becomes monday squared.
January 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The day back after holiday is like second monday. Unless it IS Monday,wherein it becomes monday squared.
When Archway stopped producing the Archway Frosted Finger cookies… that’s when I gave up.
Happy New Year in this Frosted Fingerless wasteland IF YOU WANT TO.
Happy New Year in this Frosted Fingerless wasteland IF YOU WANT TO.
December 31, 2024 at 8:24 PM
When Archway stopped producing the Archway Frosted Finger cookies… that’s when I gave up.
Happy New Year in this Frosted Fingerless wasteland IF YOU WANT TO.
Happy New Year in this Frosted Fingerless wasteland IF YOU WANT TO.
December 30, 2024 at 12:40 AM
If you only knew the powah of the rawhide… #DarthNugget
December 28, 2024 at 11:09 PM
If you only knew the powah of the rawhide… #DarthNugget
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If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, then Paul Blart: Mall Cop is a Die Hard movie.
December 26, 2024 at 8:07 PM
If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, then Paul Blart: Mall Cop is a Die Hard movie.
@elienyc.bsky.social Hell yea, I’m excited to watch it!
The next one I’m stoked for is the new Arnold Schwarzenegger/ Alan Richardson on called “The Man With the Bag”. It follows Santa, who turns to his naughty list to find a former thief to help him get his stolen magic bag back.
The next one I’m stoked for is the new Arnold Schwarzenegger/ Alan Richardson on called “The Man With the Bag”. It follows Santa, who turns to his naughty list to find a former thief to help him get his stolen magic bag back.
December 25, 2024 at 5:01 AM
@elienyc.bsky.social Hell yea, I’m excited to watch it!
The next one I’m stoked for is the new Arnold Schwarzenegger/ Alan Richardson on called “The Man With the Bag”. It follows Santa, who turns to his naughty list to find a former thief to help him get his stolen magic bag back.
The next one I’m stoked for is the new Arnold Schwarzenegger/ Alan Richardson on called “The Man With the Bag”. It follows Santa, who turns to his naughty list to find a former thief to help him get his stolen magic bag back.
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“Thank you for applying, Captain Rogers, but can you explain this gap in your resume?”
December 22, 2024 at 6:33 PM
“Thank you for applying, Captain Rogers, but can you explain this gap in your resume?”
Spoiled myself over the holiday. Fireball, Rum Chata, Kahlua… blended with ice.
I call it a “toasted snowflake”. It’s missing something… maybe coffee.
Wait, alcohol is poison??
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😮💨
Another!
I call it a “toasted snowflake”. It’s missing something… maybe coffee.
Wait, alcohol is poison??
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😮💨
Another!
December 22, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Spoiled myself over the holiday. Fireball, Rum Chata, Kahlua… blended with ice.
I call it a “toasted snowflake”. It’s missing something… maybe coffee.
Wait, alcohol is poison??
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😮💨
Another!
I call it a “toasted snowflake”. It’s missing something… maybe coffee.
Wait, alcohol is poison??
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😮💨
Another!
We start with the “super man” bleeding.
And it’s his dog who saves him.
I’m in. Just tell me when tickets are available.
youtube.com/watch?v=6UXG...
And it’s his dog who saves him.
I’m in. Just tell me when tickets are available.
youtube.com/watch?v=6UXG...
youtube.com
December 19, 2024 at 8:47 PM
We start with the “super man” bleeding.
And it’s his dog who saves him.
I’m in. Just tell me when tickets are available.
youtube.com/watch?v=6UXG...
And it’s his dog who saves him.
I’m in. Just tell me when tickets are available.
youtube.com/watch?v=6UXG...
Saturday night board games.
a man in a police uniform has a patch on his shoulder that says ' washington d.c. '
ALT: a man in a police uniform has a patch on his shoulder that says ' washington d.c. '
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Saturday night board games.
Imagine that.
Same reason why Losartan and those other drugs were taken off the market. 😠
www.yahoo.com/news/fda-rec...
Same reason why Losartan and those other drugs were taken off the market. 😠
www.yahoo.com/news/fda-rec...
FDA recalls more than 233,000 bottles of antidepressant over possible cancerous chemical
More than 233,000 bottles of an antidepressant have been recalled by the FDA due to the presence of duloxetine posing the risk of cancer.
www.yahoo.com
December 14, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Imagine that.
Same reason why Losartan and those other drugs were taken off the market. 😠
www.yahoo.com/news/fda-rec...
Same reason why Losartan and those other drugs were taken off the market. 😠
www.yahoo.com/news/fda-rec...
I have a request @bsky.app - the ability to double like these posts.
It’s redundant… and substantive.
It’s redundant… and substantive.
A heart of gold, hidden in a sea of fluff. 🥺 This little one's trusting gaze melts my heart. Pure puppy innocence.
December 7, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I have a request @bsky.app - the ability to double like these posts.
It’s redundant… and substantive.
It’s redundant… and substantive.
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Purple Sunset in Italy 💜
November 30, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Purple Sunset in Italy 💜
In the end, the world doesn’t need superheroes. Just brave people.
November 29, 2024 at 11:30 AM
In the end, the world doesn’t need superheroes. Just brave people.