Me all week

i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer

I for real had someone laugh when I told them I’m a historian that specializes in American history 💀 so today, I intro’d myself as a historian studying American history and said, “ha ha hee hee” afterward so that no one else had to. Amazing times we live in. #historians #academia

The original brats.