No idea what this Oval Office announcement is.

Could be resigning

Could be apologizing because Stephen Miller molted all over the Residence and someone caught staff dumping the exuviae out of the window

Could be clarifying that tariff revenue is really eleventy three trillion

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

I bet PPs loser party just stinks like Axe body spray

Poilievre claims he can represent Canda and stand up against Putin and trump, but he cant even handle Nardwuar

China continues trolling the US with new videos. Here’s one - “US sweatshop factory”

Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog

my god

BREAKING

Jeffrey Goldberg, the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic, was accidentally included in a Signal group chat with top Trump administration officials, where top-secret war plans related to Yemen were shared.

Full Story: bit.ly/4c4hqW2

Another extraordinary exchange just now about "animus" in the court hearing on trasngender members of the military:

So I read all of Mentzelopoulos's lawsuit. A 🧵

Ya know, this is probably the time to have that national discussion about how basically every newspaper, news channel, and media outlet in the country is majority owned by American, investment groups. That seems like a pretty big security-risk and conflict of interest.

Except the CBC.

#ableg #yql

It really is quite touching.

I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.

Actually kind of shocked that so many on the so-called "left" on here would celebrate the death of the CEO of the Shorten People's Lives Factory.

On the left, a progressive US newspaper

On the right, a progressive Israeli newspaper

A list of bands in order of efficacy:

3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention