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skrat
@skrunt.bsky.social
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New Orleans Melee TO and head organizer of Krewe

Silly goofy guy
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skrunt.bsky.social
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THE FIRST NEW ORLEANS MELEE WEEKLY IN ALMOST 6 MONTHS IS THIS SUNDAY!!

Pre-register now and if we reach 16 pre-regged I will be adding a $100 pot bonus!
Melee @ Oak and Ale #1
The best place for Melee @ Oak and Ale #1 brackets, streams, standings and schedules all in one place!
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November 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
skrunt.bsky.social
How do Florida’s defensive backs always look so fucking lost like I don’t think they know how to play football
October 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
skrunt.bsky.social
@jonnygamble.bsky.social appreciate yall ❤️
October 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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fireatwillow.bsky.social
(straying from god’s light) HAHAHAHAHA WHEEEEEEEEE! hahahaha
October 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
skrunt.bsky.social
Had a dream last night where the NFL decided to make new rules because “footballs are tariffed” so if you “wasted” a football with a really bad play it was a 1 point safety, then someone gave a 1 point safety to a scoreless team and it was scoragami
October 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
skrunt.bsky.social
They let this mf commentate anything 😭😭 @turndownforwalt.bsky.social
Look at my chef dawg I’m going to jail
September 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
skrunt.bsky.social
I have had to miss two concerts I really wanted to go to because of work and now I find out mag bay is coming to New Orleans and I’m gonna be in fucking Hattiesburg Mississippi
September 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
skrunt.bsky.social
Winner of the “most wrinkled shirt” award
September 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
skrunt.bsky.social
Thinking more about it, did god curse the Florida gators at the start of the season when they let Marco Rubio’s son get reps in garbage time? Much to consider…
September 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
skrunt.bsky.social
Another Saturday another 4 hours of self harm (Florida gators football)
September 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
skrunt.bsky.social
DJ Lagway looks like Philippe Franks rn
September 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
skrunt.bsky.social
@sickoscommittee.org safety alert for D2 Ft Valley State vs Clark Atlanta
September 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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clydeumney.bsky.social
Hunter S. Thompson, pretty much calling the birth of the 21st century after 9/11.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history -- which is no doubt true -- but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a war-time economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.
September 11, 2023 at 11:26 PM
skrunt.bsky.social
The day I delete twitter I win $700 playing blackjack this is a sign from god
September 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
skrunt.bsky.social
Deleted Twitter so I dont feel as much constant distraught and anguish about the world
September 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
skrunt.bsky.social
You know there’s a lot of similarities between Alabama Football and Melee

- rich history and tradition
- Golden years between 2013-2018
- A loud unconnected minority the community distances themselves from
August 31, 2025 at 6:27 AM
skrunt.bsky.social
At least Florida is beating LIU into the dirt….
August 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
skrunt.bsky.social
Ty Simpson is fucking garbage
August 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
skrunt.bsky.social
Everyone’s talking about Ryan Day’s pierced nips but nobody’s mentioned his tasteful tribal tramp stamp
August 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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ootcolumbo.bsky.social
you might be out of touch idk
July 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
skrunt.bsky.social
25!!
July 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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foursidefights.bsky.social
YouTube frogs rejoice

It’s fourside 51
youtu.be/xCx7DaYsc6g?...
A New Kind of Pundit - Fourside Fights
YouTube video by Fourside Fights
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July 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
skrunt.bsky.social
Thank you esports
July 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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jonnygamble.bsky.social
Announced live on @foursidefights.bsky.social last night, PGH Smash is proud to announce our next Melee regional:

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙚 '𝙚𝙢 𝙤𝙪𝙩!

📅 Sat 9/27
📍 Pittsburgh, PA
⏱️ 5-MINUTE TIMER
🔗 smash.gg/TimeEmOut

Melee Singles will have a 4-Stock, 5-Minute Timer format!
July 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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jonnygamble.bsky.social
July 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM