Erron Kelly - Freelance Writer
@skrattybones.bsky.social
Gameczar. Twitch Affiliate. Freelance video game criticy guy. Philosopher-Poet. Occasionally GamesBeat.
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Here's what they don't tell you about colon cancer: you absolutely lose the ability to tell apart bowel sensations. Is it a fart? Is it alarming amounts of blood? Normal peepoops?
Do you want to play russian fuckin roulette?
Do you want to play russian fuckin roulette?
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Here's what they don't tell you about colon cancer: you absolutely lose the ability to tell apart bowel sensations. Is it a fart? Is it alarming amounts of blood? Normal peepoops?
Do you want to play russian fuckin roulette?
Do you want to play russian fuckin roulette?
I've been staring at the checkered pattern carved into the sides of the soles of my sneakers for an hour now, and honestly can only think of one thing.
Instead of random geometric patterns it should just have the phrase "LET THE BIG DOG EAT" on there.
Instead of random geometric patterns it should just have the phrase "LET THE BIG DOG EAT" on there.
December 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I've been staring at the checkered pattern carved into the sides of the soles of my sneakers for an hour now, and honestly can only think of one thing.
Instead of random geometric patterns it should just have the phrase "LET THE BIG DOG EAT" on there.
Instead of random geometric patterns it should just have the phrase "LET THE BIG DOG EAT" on there.
So yeah, I don't really post on here or anywhere much these days, but I figure some folks might like an update.
1) Still working on my novel, 'Sexbutt von Sexington, Gentleman Adventurer'
2) That first one was a lie, I actually have stage 4 colon cancer
so yeah, that's where I'm at these days
1) Still working on my novel, 'Sexbutt von Sexington, Gentleman Adventurer'
2) That first one was a lie, I actually have stage 4 colon cancer
so yeah, that's where I'm at these days
December 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
So yeah, I don't really post on here or anywhere much these days, but I figure some folks might like an update.
1) Still working on my novel, 'Sexbutt von Sexington, Gentleman Adventurer'
2) That first one was a lie, I actually have stage 4 colon cancer
so yeah, that's where I'm at these days
1) Still working on my novel, 'Sexbutt von Sexington, Gentleman Adventurer'
2) That first one was a lie, I actually have stage 4 colon cancer
so yeah, that's where I'm at these days
I feel like the whole mystery surrounding the person who invented/ owns the huge chunk of bitcoin is as close to proof of time travellers as we're ever gonna get
May 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I feel like the whole mystery surrounding the person who invented/ owns the huge chunk of bitcoin is as close to proof of time travellers as we're ever gonna get
I've spent the last 6 or so hours trying to remember what Canadian children's television show used Loverboy's 'Turn Me Loose' as an outtro song and at this point I think I might have imagined it
May 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I've spent the last 6 or so hours trying to remember what Canadian children's television show used Loverboy's 'Turn Me Loose' as an outtro song and at this point I think I might have imagined it
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No one knows jizz like the Rimmers, that’s for sure
May 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
No one knows jizz like the Rimmers, that’s for sure
It's a very odd feeling to see a site you watched begin, like Polygon, end. It's also an odd feeling to watch the end of a site that started the same year I did, Giant Bomb, in a professional sense.
May 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It's a very odd feeling to see a site you watched begin, like Polygon, end. It's also an odd feeling to watch the end of a site that started the same year I did, Giant Bomb, in a professional sense.
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Hey in the Mario Kart trailer, Mario eats a hamburger and changes outfits
So here is my very serious question
Does the Moo Moo Farm cow also eat the hamburger
So here is my very serious question
Does the Moo Moo Farm cow also eat the hamburger
April 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hey in the Mario Kart trailer, Mario eats a hamburger and changes outfits
So here is my very serious question
Does the Moo Moo Farm cow also eat the hamburger
So here is my very serious question
Does the Moo Moo Farm cow also eat the hamburger
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hey so uh one of the main Nintendo Switch 2 Direct streams completely ate our trailer due to I guess technical difficulties?? so if you guys could share this it would mean a lot 😅
Introducing STARSEEKER, a brand new game from the developers of ASTRONEER.
STARSEEKER is all about the joy of discovery and the camaraderie that emerges from an evolving, cooperative experience. We hope you'll enjoy playing it as much as we enjoyed making it... sometime in 2026.
STARSEEKER is all about the joy of discovery and the camaraderie that emerges from an evolving, cooperative experience. We hope you'll enjoy playing it as much as we enjoyed making it... sometime in 2026.
April 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
hey so uh one of the main Nintendo Switch 2 Direct streams completely ate our trailer due to I guess technical difficulties?? so if you guys could share this it would mean a lot 😅
Phew. That Switch 2 is gonna be expensive as hell at launch. $715 plus tax is too rich for my blood.
And they didn't even call it Swiitch like I suggested forever ago.
And they didn't even call it Swiitch like I suggested forever ago.
April 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Phew. That Switch 2 is gonna be expensive as hell at launch. $715 plus tax is too rich for my blood.
And they didn't even call it Swiitch like I suggested forever ago.
And they didn't even call it Swiitch like I suggested forever ago.
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Please feel free to support us, because running a website is EXPENSIVE now!
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December 14, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Sidequesting is so important for introducing new voices to gaming. Let's help them out.
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as a wise friend once said
it’s game day baby
it’s game day baby
November 21, 2024 at 11:32 PM
as a wise friend once said
it’s game day baby
it’s game day baby
Shit, @grubb.bsky.social is here now. How am I supposed to swear at him now
September 23, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Shit, @grubb.bsky.social is here now. How am I supposed to swear at him now
September 12, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Honestly, the most annoying part of the PS5 Pro's price point is that I don't think it's going to drive down used PS5 prices at all. Considering there are only maybe two or three games on there I can't play elsewhere, and the used price of a normal PS5 is the same here as a brand new one? Eesh.
September 11, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Honestly, the most annoying part of the PS5 Pro's price point is that I don't think it's going to drive down used PS5 prices at all. Considering there are only maybe two or three games on there I can't play elsewhere, and the used price of a normal PS5 is the same here as a brand new one? Eesh.
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in the city of St. Louis, Missouri, there is a museum called the Museum of Illusions, and it has come to my attention that this is the URL of their website
September 7, 2024 at 5:05 PM
in the city of St. Louis, Missouri, there is a museum called the Museum of Illusions, and it has come to my attention that this is the URL of their website
@ozone.birb.house Games Journalist, please and thank you
September 7, 2024 at 1:20 PM
@ozone.birb.house Games Journalist, please and thank you
Alright, I'm here. Now I just need whoever did it the first time to whip out a 'SkeetDeck', I guess.
September 6, 2024 at 1:59 PM
September 6, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Alright, I'm here. Now I just need whoever did it the first time to whip out a 'SkeetDeck', I guess.
July 3, 2023 at 8:51 PM
Alright, I'm here. Now I just need whoever did it the first time to whip out a 'SkeetDeck', I guess.