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The Red Closet Diaries
I don't care where Benny puts his Johnson, whose ass Matt Schlapps, who's in Nick's sexual Fuentesies, or if Tucker wants to tuck 'er into Carl's son. But great (Tim) Scott! I just want a Graham of honesty from MAGA men when it comes to sexual politics.
by Maureen Dowd
I don't care where Benny puts his Johnson, whose ass Matt Schlapps, who's in Nick's sexual Fuentesies, or if Tucker wants to tuck 'er into Carl's son. But great (Tim) Scott! I just want a Graham of honesty from MAGA men when it comes to sexual politics.
by Maureen Dowd
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The Red Closet Diaries
I don't care where Benny puts his Johnson, whose ass Matt Schlapps, who's in Nick's sexual Fuentesies, or if Tucker wants to tuck 'er into Carl's son. But great (Tim) Scott! I just want a Graham of honesty from MAGA men when it comes to sexual politics.
by Maureen Dowd
I don't care where Benny puts his Johnson, whose ass Matt Schlapps, who's in Nick's sexual Fuentesies, or if Tucker wants to tuck 'er into Carl's son. But great (Tim) Scott! I just want a Graham of honesty from MAGA men when it comes to sexual politics.
by Maureen Dowd
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
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The ravenous, all-consuming narcissism that has rotted the mind of this man requires that every event, every tragedy, every circumstance be ultimately about him. Others in the world do not exist as fully human; they operate only to validate Donald Trump. This is a gross display of mental illness.
Rob Reiner and his wife Michele Singer were murdered. This is how Trump decided to respond.
December 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The ravenous, all-consuming narcissism that has rotted the mind of this man requires that every event, every tragedy, every circumstance be ultimately about him. Others in the world do not exist as fully human; they operate only to validate Donald Trump. This is a gross display of mental illness.
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Times have been tough in this Ohio town since they closed the old sex crimes redacting factory. So when Trump, Bondi, and Blanche redacted Trump’s name from hundreds of documents describing sex crimes, they finally had something to cheer about. But now the woke mob wants to take that all away.
December 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Times have been tough in this Ohio town since they closed the old sex crimes redacting factory. So when Trump, Bondi, and Blanche redacted Trump’s name from hundreds of documents describing sex crimes, they finally had something to cheer about. But now the woke mob wants to take that all away.
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Whether it’s Pete Buttigieg learning to speak eight languages or Donald Trump successfully identifying a giraffe, there’s plenty of intellectual accomplishments on both sides of the aisle.
December 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Whether it’s Pete Buttigieg learning to speak eight languages or Donald Trump successfully identifying a giraffe, there’s plenty of intellectual accomplishments on both sides of the aisle.
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CBS is planning a series of ideologically diverse, non-partisan town halls treating questions like "How has feminism failed women?", "Why are liberals so smug?", and "What makes poor people so lazy?"
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
CBS is planning a series of ideologically diverse, non-partisan town halls treating questions like "How has feminism failed women?", "Why are liberals so smug?", and "What makes poor people so lazy?"
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Trump sent Vance there twice. He threatened to cut off all federal spending to the state. He vowed to back primary challengers of any Republican who voted against him here. He posted their names online, prompting his fans to send them death threats.
But all that failed, so now he wasn't involved.
But all that failed, so now he wasn't involved.
Reporter: The senate in Indiana voted against the redistricting effort.
Trump: I wasn't working on it very hard. I wasn't very much involved
Trump: I wasn't working on it very hard. I wasn't very much involved
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Trump sent Vance there twice. He threatened to cut off all federal spending to the state. He vowed to back primary challengers of any Republican who voted against him here. He posted their names online, prompting his fans to send them death threats.
But all that failed, so now he wasn't involved.
But all that failed, so now he wasn't involved.
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Donald Trump has ruined my life. But liberals want to make him stop ruining the lives of other people that I don't like. I have never felt more politically homeless.
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Donald Trump has ruined my life. But liberals want to make him stop ruining the lives of other people that I don't like. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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Lawyers have instructed Pete Hegseth to answer all questions about the Venezuelan boat attack with "I'm too trashed to remember."
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Lawyers have instructed Pete Hegseth to answer all questions about the Venezuelan boat attack with "I'm too trashed to remember."
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If a Psych prof assigns students an essay response paper with explicit guidelines and then flunks a student for turning in a paper that ignores those guidelines but instead makes vague gestures to "the Bible" then THAT IS NOT A VIOLATION OF THE STUDENT'S RELIGIOUS FREEDOM.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If a Psych prof assigns students an essay response paper with explicit guidelines and then flunks a student for turning in a paper that ignores those guidelines but instead makes vague gestures to "the Bible" then THAT IS NOT A VIOLATION OF THE STUDENT'S RELIGIOUS FREEDOM.
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Secretary Pete Hegseth, a Princeton graduate, was unable to comprehend that photographs create mirror images of their subjects. Here's why affirmative action has lowered the standards of Ivy League admissions.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Secretary Pete Hegseth, a Princeton graduate, was unable to comprehend that photographs create mirror images of their subjects. Here's why affirmative action has lowered the standards of Ivy League admissions.
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Excuse Me While I Felch
A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.
by Maureen Dowd
A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.
by Maureen Dowd
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Excuse Me While I Felch
A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.
by Maureen Dowd
A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.
by Maureen Dowd
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People from poor countries in remote parts of the world shouldn't be in America picking strawberries. They should be back at home, running MAGA Twitter accounts.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
People from poor countries in remote parts of the world shouldn't be in America picking strawberries. They should be back at home, running MAGA Twitter accounts.
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Democrats want to keep Pete Hegseth's wife out of top-secret military meetings, despite knowing full well that she's the one who prevents him from drinking or abusing women. Remember that the next time they claim to care about national security.
by Marc Thiessen
by Marc Thiessen
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Democrats want to keep Pete Hegseth's wife out of top-secret military meetings, despite knowing full well that she's the one who prevents him from drinking or abusing women. Remember that the next time they claim to care about national security.
by Marc Thiessen
by Marc Thiessen
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My father was right to commute George Santos's sentence. Stealing from charity is a victimless crime.
by Eric Trump
by Eric Trump
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My father was right to commute George Santos's sentence. Stealing from charity is a victimless crime.
by Eric Trump
by Eric Trump
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Donald Trump is openly conspiring to have his handpicked DOJ officials give him a $230 million "settlement" using taxpayer dollars, raising new questions about the salary Hunter Biden drew from a private company in Ukraine.
October 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Donald Trump is openly conspiring to have his handpicked DOJ officials give him a $230 million "settlement" using taxpayer dollars, raising new questions about the salary Hunter Biden drew from a private company in Ukraine.
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Republicans' embrace of Hitler raises new questions about Zohran Mamdani's willingness to combat antisemitism.
October 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Republicans' embrace of Hitler raises new questions about Zohran Mamdani's willingness to combat antisemitism.
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The Ethicist | I'm an American podcaster who gets paid in rubles. If that currency continues to drop in value, can I lower my declared income on my taxes?
October 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The Ethicist | I'm an American podcaster who gets paid in rubles. If that currency continues to drop in value, can I lower my declared income on my taxes?
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The UAE obtained access to advanced AI chips after it purchased $2 billion of Trump's cryptocurrency—alarming security experts. When I tried to explain this to a Missouri focus group, I was greeted with blank stares. Finally, after a long silence, one member asked if anyone involved was trans.
September 30, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The UAE obtained access to advanced AI chips after it purchased $2 billion of Trump's cryptocurrency—alarming security experts. When I tried to explain this to a Missouri focus group, I was greeted with blank stares. Finally, after a long silence, one member asked if anyone involved was trans.
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Despite Donald Trump’s campaign promises, prices have not fallen under his administration—a topic I’d be continually hounding him about if he was a Democrat.
September 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Despite Donald Trump’s campaign promises, prices have not fallen under his administration—a topic I’d be continually hounding him about if he was a Democrat.
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Venezuelan sailors have begun displaying bags of flour, baby powder, and other substances that resemble cocaine in the hope that this will dissuade the Trump family from blowing up their boats.
September 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Venezuelan sailors have begun displaying bags of flour, baby powder, and other substances that resemble cocaine in the hope that this will dissuade the Trump family from blowing up their boats.
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my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"
September 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"
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Whether it’s Donald Trump allowing Gazans to starve or a nameless protester throwing a sandwich at an ICE agent, both sides have helped perpetrate food-related atrocities.
August 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Whether it’s Donald Trump allowing Gazans to starve or a nameless protester throwing a sandwich at an ICE agent, both sides have helped perpetrate food-related atrocities.
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Whether it's Donald Trump hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein, allowing Jeffrey Epstein to turn Mar-a-Lago employees into underage sex slaves, and ultimately murdering Jeffrey Epstein to hide his secrets, or it's Bill Clinton talking to Loretta Lynch on the tarmac, both presidents have dark pasts.
August 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Whether it's Donald Trump hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein, allowing Jeffrey Epstein to turn Mar-a-Lago employees into underage sex slaves, and ultimately murdering Jeffrey Epstein to hide his secrets, or it's Bill Clinton talking to Loretta Lynch on the tarmac, both presidents have dark pasts.