Sam Altman has said any workers who are displaced by OpenAI will be given free transportation to the nearest culling facility where they will be summarily slaughtered and converted into a nutritious paste meant to be consumed by busy tech executives who don’t have time for regular meals.

feels like im rolling a nat 1 when i get a 90 second ad on peacock

no matter how many times i say show me less of this to all these furry posts they keep showing up i dont know what to do i thought i’d just start muting the accounts but i think the algo thinks im interacting with them because i want more i am going insane

used my @techconnectify.bsky.social knowledge to adjust the door closing mechanism on the door next to my desk so it doesnt slam and im not startled every time someone walks through 🙌🏽

I think it would heal the planet if we tried again at getting like 50 musicians to all sing one pop song together like we are the world

Before the encore, bands go backstage and stare at a wall for 45 - 90 seconds. This revitalizes them, and grants them the ability to come back out and play the new single from their latest album, followed by the classic track that started it all

I miss running setup.exe off of install media from a box and seeing the 256 color based blue gradient InstallShield installer

receiving many late-breaking reports that the next revision of the apple iphone will be and I quote "fuckable"

just was told my style was “campy ironic grandma”

i stay winning on the slack interactions

if you sell frozen fried foods in this day and age and do not put air frier instructions on ur packages i hate u

as a customer getting fast food if i’m not on my game enough to bring your drive time average down i have failed you as a human and i feel shame

happy labor day weekend to everyone except employers making people work on monday and the cops sitting in speed traps all weekend

collecting toilet paper rolls like frat bros collect liquor bottles so i can decorate my home and show everyone how much i shit

rip jimmy we pouring something tall and strong today