Sean
skimble4congress.bsky.social
Sean
@skimble4congress.bsky.social
Not really running for Congress. Someday, when my kids are a little older, I will dedicate my life to destroying Jim Jordan.

That day is not today though. So sleep well, Jim, while you can.
@jaketapper.bsky.social Do you have a book coming soon about the Whitehouse hiding President Trump’s stroke? When can we expect it?
September 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
July 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Not only is he evil, he’s unoriginal in his evil.

Shame on y’all that didn’t learn from history. Now we all have to repeat it.
They’re planning on building a detention center for migrants in the middle of the fetid swamps of Florida.

If you think this is something new, the first internment camp they sent me and my family to in 1942 was a barbed wire prison called Rohwer. It was located in the swamps of Arkansas.
June 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
You going to tell us the answer, @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social ?
Trump is one of the most photographed men in the world, ever wonder why you’ve never seen him with a five ‘o’ clock stubble?
June 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social is on Blue Sky to show us all what Dunning-Kruger is all about.
June 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I was once stiffed on a tip by James “Buster” Douglas.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Speaking truth, unarmed and unarmored to those with guns. Standing up for those in his community. This is what strength looks like.

I don’t know this dude but, I feel him. Respect! ✊🏻
This is the way to stand up to these bullies! Respect ✊
June 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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This is the way to stand up to these bullies! Respect ✊
June 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If you have not read “Black AF History” by @michaelharriot.bsky.social, drop what you’re doing and pick up a copy.
May 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I cant tell what’s satire anymore.
You can’t make this up
May 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I chaperoned prom with my wife last night and I was struck by a realization: these kids that are graduating this year were born near the 2008 housing collapse. They are on the verge of their 3rd national financial collapse before college.

These kids have never known a fiscally stable America.
May 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I can tell the @bsky.app is getting more popular because the OF bots are moving over from the other place.

It’s an auto block from me, but do your thing, girls.
April 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Anyone check in on Vice President Butterfingers? See if he was able to glue the trophy back together?
April 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Woooooooboyyyyyyy!!!!

Senator Cory Booker is cooking on the Senate floor 19 1/2 hours into his filibuster.

Go Cory!!!!!

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
April 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Just going to post this again as my #aprilfools presidency contribution #axolotl #funny
April 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
@booker.senate.gov Proud of you, Hoss.
April 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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March 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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I’m not watching Trump tonight.

Or any night.
March 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Well, that was f**king embarrassing.
February 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
@mcuban.bsky.social

I know you’re only minority owner now but, what are your thoughts on Luka trade?

This has got to be the craziest trade since Grizzlies traded Pau Gasol for a handful of peanuts.
February 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Yes, it can happen again. 👀
January 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM