Enemy Goblin
@skeletongs.bsky.social
Autistic and frankly just trying to vibe.
He/him
I'll punch your bones,
but I'd rather be your friend.
He/him
I'll punch your bones,
but I'd rather be your friend.
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Cock-a-diddle-dow.
it’s against my principles to drink with the man I’ve diddled
April 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Cock-a-diddle-dow.
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WOAH dude where's the fire?
Caught this speed demon doing the hurry scurry with a determination usually found in those about to embark on a journey that they know they won't return from.
Caught this speed demon doing the hurry scurry with a determination usually found in those about to embark on a journey that they know they won't return from.
April 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
WOAH dude where's the fire?
Caught this speed demon doing the hurry scurry with a determination usually found in those about to embark on a journey that they know they won't return from.
Caught this speed demon doing the hurry scurry with a determination usually found in those about to embark on a journey that they know they won't return from.
The amphibious amigo himself has graced me with the honor of his presence.
DAMN he's lookin fresh.
DAMN he's lookin fresh.
April 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The amphibious amigo himself has graced me with the honor of his presence.
DAMN he's lookin fresh.
DAMN he's lookin fresh.
The Black Velvet Leatherleaf Slug!
It sucks that these guys are invasive around these parts, they have a really sick color scheme.
It sucks that these guys are invasive around these parts, they have a really sick color scheme.
April 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The Black Velvet Leatherleaf Slug!
It sucks that these guys are invasive around these parts, they have a really sick color scheme.
It sucks that these guys are invasive around these parts, they have a really sick color scheme.
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Something I find incredible about autistic people is that though many of us have felt desperate to fit in due to the intense and traumatic bullying we've had to endure for not (fitting in)... as desperate as we may be, many of us will not compromise our morals or integrity to do it.
April 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Something I find incredible about autistic people is that though many of us have felt desperate to fit in due to the intense and traumatic bullying we've had to endure for not (fitting in)... as desperate as we may be, many of us will not compromise our morals or integrity to do it.
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I will send you to hell.
April 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I will send you to hell.
Oh yeah I forgot to mention that I'm unemployed now.
April 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Oh yeah I forgot to mention that I'm unemployed now.
Y'all really thought I wasn't going to post the tactical toad I found during nightly patrol last night?
Do you really think that little of me?
Do you really think that little of me?
April 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Y'all really thought I wasn't going to post the tactical toad I found during nightly patrol last night?
Do you really think that little of me?
Do you really think that little of me?
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I LOVE REGULATION. I LOVE THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING THAT A RESTAURANT IS SAFE TO EAT AND A PRODUCT WONT KILL ME. I WANT MORE REGULATION. I DONT WANT CORPORATIONS TO BREATHE WITHOUT GOVERNMENT PERMISSION.
March 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I LOVE REGULATION. I LOVE THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING THAT A RESTAURANT IS SAFE TO EAT AND A PRODUCT WONT KILL ME. I WANT MORE REGULATION. I DONT WANT CORPORATIONS TO BREATHE WITHOUT GOVERNMENT PERMISSION.
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You got beef with me? I got tofu with you, bitch ❤️
March 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You got beef with me? I got tofu with you, bitch ❤️
There was the tiniest frog hopping along the ground during nightly patrol tonight and my dork ass scared it off into the bushes while I fumbled my phone trying to get a picture.
I will feel this shame for a generation.
I will feel this shame for a generation.
March 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
There was the tiniest frog hopping along the ground during nightly patrol tonight and my dork ass scared it off into the bushes while I fumbled my phone trying to get a picture.
I will feel this shame for a generation.
I will feel this shame for a generation.
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NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
March 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
GOT HIS ASS
He was safely taken outside into the bushes after his detainment and trial.
He was safely taken outside into the bushes after his detainment and trial.
March 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
GOT HIS ASS
He was safely taken outside into the bushes after his detainment and trial.
He was safely taken outside into the bushes after his detainment and trial.
My autistic experience is litterally watching people's faces slowly show indignant annoyance as I'm speaking and then they reply in an rude/aggravated way.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I FOUNG WRONG PLEASE HELP A MOTHER FUCKER OUT
WHAT THE FUCK AM I FOUNG WRONG PLEASE HELP A MOTHER FUCKER OUT
March 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My autistic experience is litterally watching people's faces slowly show indignant annoyance as I'm speaking and then they reply in an rude/aggravated way.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I FOUNG WRONG PLEASE HELP A MOTHER FUCKER OUT
WHAT THE FUCK AM I FOUNG WRONG PLEASE HELP A MOTHER FUCKER OUT
Forgot to post this after nightly patrol last night, she had me stunlocked.
She belongs on the cover of Vogue.
She belongs on the cover of Vogue.
March 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Forgot to post this after nightly patrol last night, she had me stunlocked.
She belongs on the cover of Vogue.
She belongs on the cover of Vogue.
It's okay if your sexuality seems a little weird sometimes.
I'm ~80% sure I'm straight but if the Burst Laser II from FTL were a person, he'd definitely be a guy and he would also be my husband.
I'm ~80% sure I'm straight but if the Burst Laser II from FTL were a person, he'd definitely be a guy and he would also be my husband.
March 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It's okay if your sexuality seems a little weird sometimes.
I'm ~80% sure I'm straight but if the Burst Laser II from FTL were a person, he'd definitely be a guy and he would also be my husband.
I'm ~80% sure I'm straight but if the Burst Laser II from FTL were a person, he'd definitely be a guy and he would also be my husband.
Even if no one else ever has my back, I know that the random berries you find in the trash cans in pokemon games will always have my back.
March 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Even if no one else ever has my back, I know that the random berries you find in the trash cans in pokemon games will always have my back.
THIS IS WHY WE DO NIGHTLY PATROLS, THIS IS WHAT THE FUCK I AM TALKING ABOUT.
HE WAS SO GOOD AND HE EVEN POSED FOR ME.
HELL FUCKIN YEAH
HE WAS SO GOOD AND HE EVEN POSED FOR ME.
HELL FUCKIN YEAH
March 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
THIS IS WHY WE DO NIGHTLY PATROLS, THIS IS WHAT THE FUCK I AM TALKING ABOUT.
HE WAS SO GOOD AND HE EVEN POSED FOR ME.
HELL FUCKIN YEAH
HE WAS SO GOOD AND HE EVEN POSED FOR ME.
HELL FUCKIN YEAH
Hey, barkeep! One double shot of arsenic please, and don't forget the little tropical umbrella or else I WILL have a complete fucking breakdown in front of god and everyone.
March 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hey, barkeep! One double shot of arsenic please, and don't forget the little tropical umbrella or else I WILL have a complete fucking breakdown in front of god and everyone.
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Email list for all DOGE employees
Please ReSkeet!
Please ReSkeet!
March 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Email list for all DOGE employees
Please ReSkeet!
Please ReSkeet!