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Enemy Goblin
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Autistic and frankly just trying to vibe.
He/him
I'll punch your bones,
but I'd rather be your friend.
WOAH dude where's the fire?
Caught this speed demon doing the hurry scurry with a determination usually found in those about to embark on a journey that they know they won't return from.
April 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The amphibious amigo himself has graced me with the honor of his presence.
DAMN he's lookin fresh.
April 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The Black Velvet Leatherleaf Slug!
It sucks that these guys are invasive around these parts, they have a really sick color scheme.
April 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Y'all really thought I wasn't going to post the tactical toad I found during nightly patrol last night?
Do you really think that little of me?
April 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
GOT HIS ASS
He was safely taken outside into the bushes after his detainment and trial.
March 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Forgot to post this after nightly patrol last night, she had me stunlocked.
She belongs on the cover of Vogue.
March 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
THIS IS WHY WE DO NIGHTLY PATROLS, THIS IS WHAT THE FUCK I AM TALKING ABOUT.
HE WAS SO GOOD AND HE EVEN POSED FOR ME.
HELL FUCKIN YEAH
March 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
My beloved...
March 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
For real though why do these sons of bitches have to weigh 50 pounds.
And then you get the sugar gunk on your hands and the texture on that shit is BAD.
0/5 stars, time to start biting.
March 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
You never really know who you'll run into while on nightly patrol, but a friend is always a welcome sight.
February 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Hey I just wanted to share this snippet from a old Roald Dahl book I remember reading when I was little.
It permanently altered my world philosophy as a child and I still think about it at least once a day.
February 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Was out on nightly patrol and I stumbled across the homies.
We got Spurk, Mingus, Fweep, and my favorite little man Grang keeping it fungal fresh out here for me.
February 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM
When the whole squad levels strength.
February 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Getting diagnosed with autism as an adult.
February 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My gift to you all today.
January 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
January 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM