DMing the girl who ghosted you to ask if she at least thinks the estrogen made you hot
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
DMing the girl who ghosted you to ask if she at least thinks the estrogen made you hot
My favorite part was when Frankenstein said "it's Franken time" and then he steined all over those guys
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My favorite part was when Frankenstein said "it's Franken time" and then he steined all over those guys
I love skin care, every day I slather my face in strange goos and head out into the evil cold air. It dries out all day like I'm losing hit points to a curse, then I get home and replenish them with more goo.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I love skin care, every day I slather my face in strange goos and head out into the evil cold air. It dries out all day like I'm losing hit points to a curse, then I get home and replenish them with more goo.
The guy is a violent moron, he can't speak in complete sentences, read, exercise self control, conceptualise that others exist. He's the dumbest person in any room he walks into. Absolute mediocrity, wouldn't be able to hold down a service job for a week
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The guy is a violent moron, he can't speak in complete sentences, read, exercise self control, conceptualise that others exist. He's the dumbest person in any room he walks into. Absolute mediocrity, wouldn't be able to hold down a service job for a week
Big "one day a real rain is gonna fall" day
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Big "one day a real rain is gonna fall" day
Time to play everyone's favorite game: Is! She! Not! Interested! Or! Is! She! Just! Busy!?!?!
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Time to play everyone's favorite game: Is! She! Not! Interested! Or! Is! She! Just! Busy!?!?!
Bisexual In the sense that I am attracted to most women and Frankenstein's monster
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Bisexual In the sense that I am attracted to most women and Frankenstein's monster
It is officially blanket season. Enjoy the next several months of constant hovering between sleep and waking while they last. I plan to drink half a cup of tea and then forget the mug somewhere every day from here until the solstice.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It is officially blanket season. Enjoy the next several months of constant hovering between sleep and waking while they last. I plan to drink half a cup of tea and then forget the mug somewhere every day from here until the solstice.
Republicans have been reeling around all week in a daze as the vibes noticeably shift for the better for the first time all year, so it's time for the Senate Dems to put some wind back in those sails
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Republicans have been reeling around all week in a daze as the vibes noticeably shift for the better for the first time all year, so it's time for the Senate Dems to put some wind back in those sails
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Eggs these days will never know the joys of posting so much deranged shit on your finsta that an actual manic pixie dream girl (derogatory) slides into your dms to sweep you up in the most stilted situationship/bender/gender crisis/science experiment the world has ever seen
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Eggs these days will never know the joys of posting so much deranged shit on your finsta that an actual manic pixie dream girl (derogatory) slides into your dms to sweep you up in the most stilted situationship/bender/gender crisis/science experiment the world has ever seen
I'm a lesbian and I need shit to put on the carabiner or it looks stupid, next question
Because hacking a car fob is a fuckload more difficult than hacking a phone what is even fucking wrong with you
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I'm a lesbian and I need shit to put on the carabiner or it looks stupid, next question
For the romantics out there
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
For the romantics out there
In my girlfailure era. My flame out splash out age. My ground into double play epoch. My Houston what is this bitch's problem millennium.
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
In my girlfailure era. My flame out splash out age. My ground into double play epoch. My Houston what is this bitch's problem millennium.
I really wish I could feel like a normal person for like a day maybe
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I really wish I could feel like a normal person for like a day maybe
They should invent winter where it doesn't get dark at 3pm
November 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
They should invent winter where it doesn't get dark at 3pm
Having a good bagel store in the tiny city in the middle of Canadian nowhere where I live is so odd but truly a blessing. Poppyseed bagel with dill cream cheese is my ride or die she has my back.
November 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Having a good bagel store in the tiny city in the middle of Canadian nowhere where I live is so odd but truly a blessing. Poppyseed bagel with dill cream cheese is my ride or die she has my back.
"Ok so my character is (insert dramatic name) she's basically like (several minute description of features, haircut, outfit, general vibe)"
"What class is she?"
"Hmm?"
"What class is she?"
"Hmm?"
November 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
"Ok so my character is (insert dramatic name) she's basically like (several minute description of features, haircut, outfit, general vibe)"
"What class is she?"
"Hmm?"
"What class is she?"
"Hmm?"
Biphobia is real (carabiner got stuck in my office chair at work and made me look really dumb when I tried to stand up)
Biphobia is real (me trying to shake ass at the show, but my keys on my carabiner keep swinging around and smacking my hip)
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Biphobia is real (carabiner got stuck in my office chair at work and made me look really dumb when I tried to stand up)
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"it's Halloween and he's dressed up as a clown" fuckin tell him Buck holy shit
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"it's Halloween and he's dressed up as a clown" fuckin tell him Buck holy shit
Posting 42 identical images of marble as thugs beat people in the street, as the clock runs down on a million children going hungry, he wonders briefly: "was I always this empty? Was there a time I had anything inside me?" But then it's gone. More photos of the gold faucets, they'll like that.
October 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Posting 42 identical images of marble as thugs beat people in the street, as the clock runs down on a million children going hungry, he wonders briefly: "was I always this empty? Was there a time I had anything inside me?" But then it's gone. More photos of the gold faucets, they'll like that.
2 home runs in 3 pitches let's fucking gooooooo
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
2 home runs in 3 pitches let's fucking gooooooo
Please god let them put Kershaw in, let the boys mash that bum.
October 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Please god let them put Kershaw in, let the boys mash that bum.
Using your last challenge to try and get back a terrible base running call is definitely a choice
October 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Using your last challenge to try and get back a terrible base running call is definitely a choice