skazzarian.bsky.social
@skazzarian.bsky.social
If tiktok gets banned the last wave of content will be more oversized slapsticks for high schools performing Sleigh Ride and I'm here for it.
December 17, 2024 at 4:39 PM
How tf are there wrestling fans who arent ok with preferred pronouns. We call Mick Foley three different things depending on what shirt he has on.
December 13, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Didn't know the two best moves on Breloom were Bullet Seed and Pursuit
December 12, 2024 at 10:28 PM
The fact that I have to buy El Monteray purple bags of burritos in groups of three so I can eat exactly 4 burritos every time and not ending up with extra is really stressing me out right now.
December 12, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Holding space is the best meme that I have no fucking clue what it means.
December 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
December 11, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
December 9, 2024 at 7:21 PM
The manifesto has yet to be released and the NYPD just reactivated their Grammerly account. Coincidence?
December 10, 2024 at 2:14 PM
In this weeks news, both gas and CEOs have more lead in them than originally thought.
December 6, 2024 at 5:25 PM
We just have to eat one, live on TV, and the rest would fall in line.
December 5, 2024 at 11:56 PM
To the 80 y/o guy that just asked if his girlfriend can tell he's sending her nudes to his best buddy in New Orleans: that's fucked up dog.
December 5, 2024 at 9:04 PM
People out here having opinions like their favorite movie doesn't star Ingrid Bergman.
December 5, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Ever think about that kid with a ball and the guy that acts like a monkey and the broke guy from fantasia 2000 and you're like, shit could be a whole lot worse. Me neither, but that movie fn slaps tho.
December 5, 2024 at 4:21 AM
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spotify wrapped feels less summary statistics and more capturing periods of psychosis listening to a particular string of songs on repeat
December 4, 2024 at 7:50 PM