Johnny Skacoon (They/Them/Clever)
@skacoon.bsky.social
Here is the tale of the raccoon standing in front of you. Not one word is exaggerated; it's entirely true. They/Them
“How to diffuse your annoyed partner instantly.” - Skacoon, age 47
Wife: “Ugh! These children…”
Skacoon: “Yeah we’ve a bunch….”
Wife: “This isn’t their regular bullshit!”
Skacoon [Spongebob voice]: “This is advanced bullshit…”
Wife: “Ugh! These children…”
Skacoon: “Yeah we’ve a bunch….”
Wife: “This isn’t their regular bullshit!”
Skacoon [Spongebob voice]: “This is advanced bullshit…”
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
“How to diffuse your annoyed partner instantly.” - Skacoon, age 47
Wife: “Ugh! These children…”
Skacoon: “Yeah we’ve a bunch….”
Wife: “This isn’t their regular bullshit!”
Skacoon [Spongebob voice]: “This is advanced bullshit…”
Wife: “Ugh! These children…”
Skacoon: “Yeah we’ve a bunch….”
Wife: “This isn’t their regular bullshit!”
Skacoon [Spongebob voice]: “This is advanced bullshit…”
Ever put an entire King’s Hawaiian Roll in your mouth and be like, “I love that cannabis is legal here.”? Anyway that’s where I’m at.
November 1, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Ever put an entire King’s Hawaiian Roll in your mouth and be like, “I love that cannabis is legal here.”? Anyway that’s where I’m at.
Remember when several million people showed up and protested the consolidation of power? And then someone who loves monarchy imagery made a bunch of stolen art AI about it? Same! How many mass blam blams were there during those gatherings? None? Huh!
November 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Remember when several million people showed up and protested the consolidation of power? And then someone who loves monarchy imagery made a bunch of stolen art AI about it? Same! How many mass blam blams were there during those gatherings? None? Huh!
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now thanks to the orange turd and his shutdown, we have no money and will lose everything :)
people keep acting like the shutdown isn't affecting anyone but it does when my father works for a federal prison and thus isn't getting paid at all.
people keep acting like the shutdown isn't affecting anyone but it does when my father works for a federal prison and thus isn't getting paid at all.
October 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
now thanks to the orange turd and his shutdown, we have no money and will lose everything :)
people keep acting like the shutdown isn't affecting anyone but it does when my father works for a federal prison and thus isn't getting paid at all.
people keep acting like the shutdown isn't affecting anyone but it does when my father works for a federal prison and thus isn't getting paid at all.
October 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I’ve lived such a life that I’d never want to be interviewed by @nardwuarserviette.bsky.social
October 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I’ve lived such a life that I’d never want to be interviewed by @nardwuarserviette.bsky.social
Share a favorite black and white movie.
October 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Share a favorite black and white movie.
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"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
October 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
This really does capture why MAGA became a thing. Unhappy people blaming others who’ve nothing to do with their unhappiness. I love the phrase “volume of errors” which I might have heard before but I don’t recall.
October 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This really does capture why MAGA became a thing. Unhappy people blaming others who’ve nothing to do with their unhappiness. I love the phrase “volume of errors” which I might have heard before but I don’t recall.
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The Justice Department had 36 attorneys assigned full-time to investigate corrupt politicians when Trump took office in January.
Today it has two.
See how this works?
Today it has two.
See how this works?
1. On Monday, Trump delivered a $70 million windfall to his billionaire buddy, John Paulson.
Paulson hosted the biggest fundraiser of Trump's 2024 campaign, raising over $50 million.
This week, Trump returned the favor.
Follow along for details.
Paulson hosted the biggest fundraiser of Trump's 2024 campaign, raising over $50 million.
This week, Trump returned the favor.
Follow along for details.
Trump approves mining road, delivers $70 million windfall to MAGA billionaire
On April 6, 2024, a procession of Range Rovers, Aston Martins, and Bentleys rolled up to the Palm Beach mansion of billionaire John Paulson. The occasion was a glitzy fundraiser for Donald Trump’s…
popular.info
October 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The Justice Department had 36 attorneys assigned full-time to investigate corrupt politicians when Trump took office in January.
Today it has two.
See how this works?
Today it has two.
See how this works?
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““They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,” the Turkish activist ErsinÇelik, a participant in the Sumud flotilla, told Anadolu news agency.”+
Israel accused of detaining Greta Thunberg in infested cell and making her hold flags
Activist tells Swedish officials she has been subjected to harsh treatment, including insufficient food and water
www.theguardian.com
October 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
““They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,” the Turkish activist ErsinÇelik, a participant in the Sumud flotilla, told Anadolu news agency.”+
A bust from @mossfox.bsky.social ! :3 (Love the expression. :3)
September 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
A bust from @mossfox.bsky.social ! :3 (Love the expression. :3)
No one: ...
Me: FINE! I'll show you my Slugblaster character's hover board... jeeze!!
(I'mma tag @quantumkickflip.bsky.social in case no one else knows wtf I'm talking about.)
Me: FINE! I'll show you my Slugblaster character's hover board... jeeze!!
(I'mma tag @quantumkickflip.bsky.social in case no one else knows wtf I'm talking about.)
September 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
No one: ...
Me: FINE! I'll show you my Slugblaster character's hover board... jeeze!!
(I'mma tag @quantumkickflip.bsky.social in case no one else knows wtf I'm talking about.)
Me: FINE! I'll show you my Slugblaster character's hover board... jeeze!!
(I'mma tag @quantumkickflip.bsky.social in case no one else knows wtf I'm talking about.)
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Lmao keep up the pressure
September 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Lmao keep up the pressure
pfp vs owner
September 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
pfp vs owner
I am privileged to have been delayed for my flight home because I got to watch @catbiteband.bsky.social and @laurajanegrace.bsky.social perform an OpIV set on YouTube. She is the woman I strive to be brave enough to be and they are the band I so wish I was in. Amazing… :’)
September 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I am privileged to have been delayed for my flight home because I got to watch @catbiteband.bsky.social and @laurajanegrace.bsky.social perform an OpIV set on YouTube. She is the woman I strive to be brave enough to be and they are the band I so wish I was in. Amazing… :’)
I’m so high I just said, “I am so high, Mister Cat.” to my foster kitten.
August 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I’m so high I just said, “I am so high, Mister Cat.” to my foster kitten.
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Israel’s ‘legitimisation cell’ unit works to link Palestinian journalists to Hamas, often as the pretext for assassinating them. Over the past 22 months of Israel’s genocide in Gaza, at least 270 Palestinian journalists have been killed.
Israel Has a Secret Military Unit That Smears Palestinian Journalists | Novara Media
Established after 7 October, Israel’s ‘legitimisation cell’ works to link Palestinian journalists to Hamas, often as the pretext for assassinating them. Harriet Williamson reports.
novaramedia.com
August 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Israel’s ‘legitimisation cell’ unit works to link Palestinian journalists to Hamas, often as the pretext for assassinating them. Over the past 22 months of Israel’s genocide in Gaza, at least 270 Palestinian journalists have been killed.
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REMINDER: in this moment, the thing you want your Congressperson to do is (1) demand resignations and (2) threaten endless hearings. Impeachment isn't going to work. Read the article if you don't want to take my word for it - Larry is the most respected health law expert in America.
On "should RFK Jr. be impeached" versus "should RFK Jr. be forced to resign through public outcry, Congressional hearings, and non-stop bothering," I agree 99% with Larry here / I'm not a lawyer and I trust Larry's opinion on things like this. www.medpagetoday.com/washington-w...
Groups Call for RFK Jr. to Be Impeached. Here's What That Would Take.
Doctors, public health advocates take to social media, launch petitions urging Kennedy's removal
www.medpagetoday.com
August 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
REMINDER: in this moment, the thing you want your Congressperson to do is (1) demand resignations and (2) threaten endless hearings. Impeachment isn't going to work. Read the article if you don't want to take my word for it - Larry is the most respected health law expert in America.