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Sky King
@sjwking.bsky.social
I'm a hater, not a fighter.
Niche gripes on demand.
Pacific Northwesterner. 🌈
Back in my day we got 150 pokemon for $30...
#plza this has been my ONLY gEn WuNnER post of all time.
December 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
You know how Trump always shits on windmills and solar energy?

And how we can't regulate AI until like 2030?

Well, most of the major AI data centers are being built in states where the electrical grid comes from mostly GAS and COAL.

He's literally second-hand siphoning our money.

(Probably)
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I, a life long pokemon fan, will be playing Monster Hunter Stories 3 ON CARTRIDGE this March, thank you VERY much.
#pokopia
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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The fact that nineteen members of Congress from across the country traveled to Chicago to join our shadow hearing is a testament to Democrats’ commitment to fight back against Trump and ICE’s lawlessness and cruelty.

We won’t stop working to get justice and accountability.
October 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I gotta say, going immediately from the Claire Obscure version of Paris to the Pokemon Legends version of Paris has been... Whiplash.
October 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Donald Trump is a clown in the same way that John Wayne Gacy was a clown.
September 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
RFK jr (high on heroin (probably)) overhears that acetaminophen can help with *rheumatism* and decides to announce it *causes autism* wrong 'tism you walking talking iron lung.
September 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Watch the whole thing if you have the time. A lot of heartbreaking testimony from about a dozen POVs all pointing to a total collapse of society via unhinged and cruel "policy" from Orange Julius.
September 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Disneyland better be fucking empty asap
September 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
IDK what the workaround would be with the 1st Amendment in place but something needs to be done about stochastic terrorism in this country.
September 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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"Why should I listen to your political views?
You're just an artist.”

"Why should I listen to your complaints?
You don't know how art works!"
September 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Despite everything that happened yesterday, the guy I just shared an elevator with decided to walk out of the house today in a hoodie that says "I love guns and titties" on the back. I fucking hate it here.
September 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I hated that motherfucker. But God damnit all if I didn't wake up today with noticeable psychic damage.
September 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I gotta be honest; I don't think I've seen a single Tom Cruise movie.
September 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Hey @bsky.app can we please get like 10 seconds to hit edit on stuff we post or comment? Getting pretty tired of having to completely rewrite or just live with spelling errors etc.
September 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Should we take bets on how much longer we have to wait for this to be over?
Trump GOES MISSING as Health TAKES TURN for WORSE
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
youtu.be
August 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Look I'm sorry, but men who drive big dumb loud cars aren't doing it for women, because women hate that shit, so the only real conclusion to draw here is that they do it to compare *purely hypothetical* dick sizes with each other, which, is pretty gay tbh.
August 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I swear to God if the DNC tries to run a Bernie/AOC ticket in 2028 when Bernie is 86 they'll need to put Ken Martin in jail for negligence.
August 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
People are terrible drivers now because cars all have fucking tablets built in and so everyone is a distracted driver and you cannot change my mind. Ralph Nader help us.
August 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Relatable.
August 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
American Butthole
August 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My favorite thing about @bsky.app is there aren't any cringe ads that predatory companies probably had influencers make for free/ trade.
August 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Top 5 MAGA Prayer Requests
YouTube video by Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian
youtu.be
August 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
And a big fuck you to all the vroom vroom fart bang aftermarket tuna can road racers out there.
August 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM