Lawerence Hawkins
@sjpaladinhawk.bsky.social
(he/him) Writer of stories and games (currently for D&D 5e). Glad to help. Takes no shit. Always revising. Black and nerdy. BLM/LGBTIA+ attack bi. Smites as needed.
"We're bringing back nuclear!"
Great - with proper management, we could really revolutionize-
"To feed AI centers!"
... Fuck me dead.
Great - with proper management, we could really revolutionize-
"To feed AI centers!"
... Fuck me dead.
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"We're bringing back nuclear!"
Great - with proper management, we could really revolutionize-
"To feed AI centers!"
... Fuck me dead.
Great - with proper management, we could really revolutionize-
"To feed AI centers!"
... Fuck me dead.
The frequent complaint that Zenless Zone Zero has lost its "urban aesthetic" is giving massive dogwhistle energy to me.
How is Waifei not urban AF? Because it's "too Chinese".
Mmmmmmmhmm... But if we do London, NYC, LA, Tokyo, or U dunno, Nazis again? Y'all would jump for joy.
#ZenlessZoneZero
How is Waifei not urban AF? Because it's "too Chinese".
Mmmmmmmhmm... But if we do London, NYC, LA, Tokyo, or U dunno, Nazis again? Y'all would jump for joy.
#ZenlessZoneZero
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The frequent complaint that Zenless Zone Zero has lost its "urban aesthetic" is giving massive dogwhistle energy to me.
How is Waifei not urban AF? Because it's "too Chinese".
Mmmmmmmhmm... But if we do London, NYC, LA, Tokyo, or U dunno, Nazis again? Y'all would jump for joy.
#ZenlessZoneZero
How is Waifei not urban AF? Because it's "too Chinese".
Mmmmmmmhmm... But if we do London, NYC, LA, Tokyo, or U dunno, Nazis again? Y'all would jump for joy.
#ZenlessZoneZero
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The difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia is simple.
Pedophiles are sexually attracted to children, usually with the intention of acting on that.
Ephebophiles, by contrast, are pedophiles who really don't like it when you call them that.
Pedophiles are sexually attracted to children, usually with the intention of acting on that.
Ephebophiles, by contrast, are pedophiles who really don't like it when you call them that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia is simple.
Pedophiles are sexually attracted to children, usually with the intention of acting on that.
Ephebophiles, by contrast, are pedophiles who really don't like it when you call them that.
Pedophiles are sexually attracted to children, usually with the intention of acting on that.
Ephebophiles, by contrast, are pedophiles who really don't like it when you call them that.
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"Why are you so angry? I didn't do anything-"
"No. Incorrect. You did nothing. There is a difference."
"No. Incorrect. You did nothing. There is a difference."
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
"Why are you so angry? I didn't do anything-"
"No. Incorrect. You did nothing. There is a difference."
"No. Incorrect. You did nothing. There is a difference."
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Love how the most ardent white supremacists are ugly as shit, weird, stupid as fuck, unloveable, repellent, annoying and disgusting. Really doing your ‘race’ proud guys.
November 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Love how the most ardent white supremacists are ugly as shit, weird, stupid as fuck, unloveable, repellent, annoying and disgusting. Really doing your ‘race’ proud guys.
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I think if you get off to AI smut then a venn diagram of you and a lifeless corpse is just a circle
chat gpt more like shit pee pee poo
October 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I think if you get off to AI smut then a venn diagram of you and a lifeless corpse is just a circle
Spitting facts.
More post-walk thoughts: Centrists fundamentally believe in/care about only two things:
1: The status quo is fine and good. It is The Bad Man which is bad.
2: The Centrist is fundamentally a good person, and that being acknowledged is more important than any systemic change.
A thread:
1: The status quo is fine and good. It is The Bad Man which is bad.
2: The Centrist is fundamentally a good person, and that being acknowledged is more important than any systemic change.
A thread:
October 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Spitting facts.
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1-866-952-4456 to tell Netflix that in no way do you want Elon fucking Musk determining what you watch.
I just called, got through in about 15 seconds, and told them that I strongly support queer inclusion in their programming and that I will cancel my subscription if they cave.
I just called, got through in about 15 seconds, and told them that I strongly support queer inclusion in their programming and that I will cancel my subscription if they cave.
1. Led by Elon Musk, the far-right has exploded in a campaign to get Netflix to remove shows with queer and trans characters.
If Netflix capitulates to their demands, an already strained market for LGBTQ+ animators might become even more dire.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
If Netflix capitulates to their demands, an already strained market for LGBTQ+ animators might become even more dire.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Elon Musk Leads Campaign To Force Netflix To Remove Shows With Trans Characters
Musk's posts have been seen by tens of millions of users, and many conservatives are now attempting to force Netflix into a removal of LGBTQ+ content.
www.erininthemorning.com
October 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
1-866-952-4456 to tell Netflix that in no way do you want Elon fucking Musk determining what you watch.
I just called, got through in about 15 seconds, and told them that I strongly support queer inclusion in their programming and that I will cancel my subscription if they cave.
I just called, got through in about 15 seconds, and told them that I strongly support queer inclusion in their programming and that I will cancel my subscription if they cave.
Calling unneeded reliance a "crutch" seems to deeply misunderstand what crutches are for...
September 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Calling unneeded reliance a "crutch" seems to deeply misunderstand what crutches are for...
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the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
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> searches youtube for something
> youtube: Here are 10 unrelated shorts, 5 unrelated videos you already watched, 8 unrelated videos with no views, and more shorts- *now* here's what you searched for (maybe)
thanks youtube
> youtube: Here are 10 unrelated shorts, 5 unrelated videos you already watched, 8 unrelated videos with no views, and more shorts- *now* here's what you searched for (maybe)
thanks youtube
September 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
> searches youtube for something
> youtube: Here are 10 unrelated shorts, 5 unrelated videos you already watched, 8 unrelated videos with no views, and more shorts- *now* here's what you searched for (maybe)
thanks youtube
> youtube: Here are 10 unrelated shorts, 5 unrelated videos you already watched, 8 unrelated videos with no views, and more shorts- *now* here's what you searched for (maybe)
thanks youtube
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You may have seen ads for a game called Raid: Shadow Legends. But I am here to tell you not to trust those ads. They're a trick. A ruse. A scheme.
They're trying to get you to play Raid: Shadow Legends. Don't fall for it!
They're trying to get you to play Raid: Shadow Legends. Don't fall for it!
September 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
You may have seen ads for a game called Raid: Shadow Legends. But I am here to tell you not to trust those ads. They're a trick. A ruse. A scheme.
They're trying to get you to play Raid: Shadow Legends. Don't fall for it!
They're trying to get you to play Raid: Shadow Legends. Don't fall for it!
I seek a bipartisan people's movement, not to unite in pur common greatness, but our failings and failed leaders.
MAGA? Meet FAFO. We... Fooled around, America. We found out.
If we own those lessons, this could be the start of something truly great. No astroturf. No DNC.
Just the USA. Just... Us.
MAGA? Meet FAFO. We... Fooled around, America. We found out.
If we own those lessons, this could be the start of something truly great. No astroturf. No DNC.
Just the USA. Just... Us.
August 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I seek a bipartisan people's movement, not to unite in pur common greatness, but our failings and failed leaders.
MAGA? Meet FAFO. We... Fooled around, America. We found out.
If we own those lessons, this could be the start of something truly great. No astroturf. No DNC.
Just the USA. Just... Us.
MAGA? Meet FAFO. We... Fooled around, America. We found out.
If we own those lessons, this could be the start of something truly great. No astroturf. No DNC.
Just the USA. Just... Us.
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I heard people share your art on your birthday? 👀
August 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I heard people share your art on your birthday? 👀
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Very much ready for a country in which "angry daddy ready to hurt someone" is not seen as a valid political identity.
August 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Very much ready for a country in which "angry daddy ready to hurt someone" is not seen as a valid political identity.
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israel is a colonial state carrying out a genocide and anyone supporting it is the moral equivalent of a nazi in 1940
August 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
israel is a colonial state carrying out a genocide and anyone supporting it is the moral equivalent of a nazi in 1940
The next delusion after white guilt is "post-white supremacy". You will never see a more pathetic, bigoted, classist asshole than a hwight person SO VERY RELIEVED to not be like Those Other Ones.
And they will leave you dead in a ditch to hold on to that feeling.
Then blame you for questioning it.
And they will leave you dead in a ditch to hold on to that feeling.
Then blame you for questioning it.
August 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The next delusion after white guilt is "post-white supremacy". You will never see a more pathetic, bigoted, classist asshole than a hwight person SO VERY RELIEVED to not be like Those Other Ones.
And they will leave you dead in a ditch to hold on to that feeling.
Then blame you for questioning it.
And they will leave you dead in a ditch to hold on to that feeling.
Then blame you for questioning it.
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I'm preaching to the choir here, but family should have to earn your respect and place in your life just the same as anybody else. They don't get a free pass or more grace just because you happen to be born into the same group of people.
August 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I'm preaching to the choir here, but family should have to earn your respect and place in your life just the same as anybody else. They don't get a free pass or more grace just because you happen to be born into the same group of people.
Blaming your comfy middle-class friend for not voting is one thing. Probly wouldn't help.
Blaming the people that millions of dollars/endless legislation go into making it harder/less valuable to bother? Maybe fuck off.
Stop making everything an "effort problem", jackass. Systems produce outcomes.
Blaming the people that millions of dollars/endless legislation go into making it harder/less valuable to bother? Maybe fuck off.
Stop making everything an "effort problem", jackass. Systems produce outcomes.
August 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Blaming your comfy middle-class friend for not voting is one thing. Probly wouldn't help.
Blaming the people that millions of dollars/endless legislation go into making it harder/less valuable to bother? Maybe fuck off.
Stop making everything an "effort problem", jackass. Systems produce outcomes.
Blaming the people that millions of dollars/endless legislation go into making it harder/less valuable to bother? Maybe fuck off.
Stop making everything an "effort problem", jackass. Systems produce outcomes.
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You ever wake up angry and you know why you’re angry and you expect those in positions of power to be angry too but instead they write letters, hold press conferences, and do interviews about their “concerns”. And you’re like what are you doing?!
Ya. That’s me a lot lately.
Ya. That’s me a lot lately.
August 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
You ever wake up angry and you know why you’re angry and you expect those in positions of power to be angry too but instead they write letters, hold press conferences, and do interviews about their “concerns”. And you’re like what are you doing?!
Ya. That’s me a lot lately.
Ya. That’s me a lot lately.
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The relationship between authority and compensation is a result of authority, not of generated value.
August 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The relationship between authority and compensation is a result of authority, not of generated value.
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Me: "I have some constructive criticisms about this thing I love deeply."
The internet: "Yeah! You're right! This thing sucks! It's absolute dog shit! It is the literal worst thing ever! No one in their right minds would ever be dumb enough to like this thing!"
The internet: "Yeah! You're right! This thing sucks! It's absolute dog shit! It is the literal worst thing ever! No one in their right minds would ever be dumb enough to like this thing!"
August 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Me: "I have some constructive criticisms about this thing I love deeply."
The internet: "Yeah! You're right! This thing sucks! It's absolute dog shit! It is the literal worst thing ever! No one in their right minds would ever be dumb enough to like this thing!"
The internet: "Yeah! You're right! This thing sucks! It's absolute dog shit! It is the literal worst thing ever! No one in their right minds would ever be dumb enough to like this thing!"
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✨SHILL SHARE✨
After the recent attacks on NSFW work by payment processors, it's more important than ever to support artists! If you have a favorite artist, throw them a few dollars - seriously! Don't take their work for granted.
If you're a NSFW artist, plug your Patreon/ko-fi/whatever below 🔽
After the recent attacks on NSFW work by payment processors, it's more important than ever to support artists! If you have a favorite artist, throw them a few dollars - seriously! Don't take their work for granted.
If you're a NSFW artist, plug your Patreon/ko-fi/whatever below 🔽
July 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
✨SHILL SHARE✨
After the recent attacks on NSFW work by payment processors, it's more important than ever to support artists! If you have a favorite artist, throw them a few dollars - seriously! Don't take their work for granted.
If you're a NSFW artist, plug your Patreon/ko-fi/whatever below 🔽
After the recent attacks on NSFW work by payment processors, it's more important than ever to support artists! If you have a favorite artist, throw them a few dollars - seriously! Don't take their work for granted.
If you're a NSFW artist, plug your Patreon/ko-fi/whatever below 🔽
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These are the weak points. You know what to do. First thing tomorrow, use 5calls.org and raise hell.
July 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
These are the weak points. You know what to do. First thing tomorrow, use 5calls.org and raise hell.