Usually when an orangeman conducts the draw Rangers get a home tie

Melania is hoping someone drops that trophy on his head.

Did not know it was possible to bleed from my eyes and ears at the same time as vomiting out my nose.

I'm struggling to care. We finally qualify for the World Cup and it's going to be the grubbiest and sleaziest one so far and that's saying something.

I assumed you were Kevin and Perry.

Oh the grand old duke of York, he had some noncy friends.

Aphids on the lupins.

I don't understand how Ross McCrorie doesn't get into this squad. He's playing lots for Bristol in the Championship and has a goal and three assists this season so far.

A buffet too far.

Forrest Rump

We can't tax billionaires, because they might take their tax avoidance to another country. But we can drive out brilliant people who do much-needed work, contribute to our society and culture, pay tax, create jobs, and have done nothing wrong. That's fine, apparently.

They are on the website.

A tree is not just fir Christmas.

You know it's bad when Toni Kombouare is getting thrown under the bus.

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When you hire the turkey baster.

Thorn in my side (dish).