Samuel John Klein
@sjkpdx.bsky.social
Graphic Designer without portfolio, native #Oregonian, aspiring #artist who tarried too long. Trying to become the artist I was always supposed to be. #Oregon, #Photography, #Painting, #Drawing, Married to a cartoonist. 🚫MAGA
#Watercolor tutorial: Fish in a cave.
Tutorial by Mako; painting by me.
Tutorial by Mako; painting by me.
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
#Watercolor tutorial: Fish in a cave.
Tutorial by Mako; painting by me.
Tutorial by Mako; painting by me.
When you wake up and your cat seems to be judging you for staying in bed.
First of all ... rude.
Second of all ... cuuuuuute
#CaptainJack
#ArtCats
#CatsOfBlueSky
First of all ... rude.
Second of all ... cuuuuuute
#CaptainJack
#ArtCats
#CatsOfBlueSky
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
When you wake up and your cat seems to be judging you for staying in bed.
First of all ... rude.
Second of all ... cuuuuuute
#CaptainJack
#ArtCats
#CatsOfBlueSky
First of all ... rude.
Second of all ... cuuuuuute
#CaptainJack
#ArtCats
#CatsOfBlueSky
While everyone's making sex jokes about the idea that a certain former POTUS may have gotten orally serviced by a cretin current one, as you lay your legacy down on the social, my unasked-for advise would be to keep the following in mind:
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
While everyone's making sex jokes about the idea that a certain former POTUS may have gotten orally serviced by a cretin current one, as you lay your legacy down on the social, my unasked-for advise would be to keep the following in mind:
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the Democratic Party should have 2 major goals for the next time it holds power: (1) completely rebuild the destroyed federal government capacity, and (2) crush the GOP, which enabled so much corruption and immiseration. destroy their funding, jail their leaders, make it so a new party has to emerge
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
the Democratic Party should have 2 major goals for the next time it holds power: (1) completely rebuild the destroyed federal government capacity, and (2) crush the GOP, which enabled so much corruption and immiseration. destroy their funding, jail their leaders, make it so a new party has to emerge
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Fixed my old fairey mushroom headband and made a new headband with repurposed claw clip that broke over summer.
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Fixed my old fairey mushroom headband and made a new headband with repurposed claw clip that broke over summer.
Reposted by Samuel John Klein
Reposted by Samuel John Klein
Megyn Kelly is trending.
BlueSky, come on now, lets change that to Megyn R. Kelly.
BlueSky, come on now, lets change that to Megyn R. Kelly.
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Megyn Kelly is trending.
BlueSky, come on now, lets change that to Megyn R. Kelly.
BlueSky, come on now, lets change that to Megyn R. Kelly.
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Number 6 and number 7? (Makes hand motion, hello fellow kids)
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Number 6 and number 7? (Makes hand motion, hello fellow kids)
Mood.
(inside you there are two Patrick McGoohans. They dislike each other.)
(inside you there are two Patrick McGoohans. They dislike each other.)
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Mood.
(inside you there are two Patrick McGoohans. They dislike each other.)
(inside you there are two Patrick McGoohans. They dislike each other.)
Do you have:
- a camouflaged face and no money?
- a police bike?
- turned-up nose?
- Latin roots?
- Everything?
If so, there is a high probabilty you are the heroine of the David Bowie 1984 hit single Blue Jean. Or you need medication. One or the other.
- a camouflaged face and no money?
- a police bike?
- turned-up nose?
- Latin roots?
- Everything?
If so, there is a high probabilty you are the heroine of the David Bowie 1984 hit single Blue Jean. Or you need medication. One or the other.
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Do you have:
- a camouflaged face and no money?
- a police bike?
- turned-up nose?
- Latin roots?
- Everything?
If so, there is a high probabilty you are the heroine of the David Bowie 1984 hit single Blue Jean. Or you need medication. One or the other.
- a camouflaged face and no money?
- a police bike?
- turned-up nose?
- Latin roots?
- Everything?
If so, there is a high probabilty you are the heroine of the David Bowie 1984 hit single Blue Jean. Or you need medication. One or the other.
Yesterday Megyn Kelly seemed to suggest that physical intimacy with a 15 year old child was okay because at least it wasn't a 5 year old.
A lot of people seem okay with her saying it. She still has a career. I'm having trouble grasping this.
A lot of people seem okay with her saying it. She still has a career. I'm having trouble grasping this.
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Yesterday Megyn Kelly seemed to suggest that physical intimacy with a 15 year old child was okay because at least it wasn't a 5 year old.
A lot of people seem okay with her saying it. She still has a career. I'm having trouble grasping this.
A lot of people seem okay with her saying it. She still has a career. I'm having trouble grasping this.
What if there were no such thing as a trick question?
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
What if there were no such thing as a trick question?
Q: What do you call someone who becomes an annoying influencer during the full moon?
A: A Lycansubscribe.
A: A Lycansubscribe.
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Q: What do you call someone who becomes an annoying influencer during the full moon?
A: A Lycansubscribe.
A: A Lycansubscribe.
November 2, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Buildings on upper West Burnside in Portland, adjacent to the Uptown Shopping Center.
#PortlandOregon
#PDX
#PhotographersOfBluesky
#PortlandOregon
#PDX
#PhotographersOfBluesky
November 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Buildings on upper West Burnside in Portland, adjacent to the Uptown Shopping Center.
#PortlandOregon
#PDX
#PhotographersOfBluesky
#PortlandOregon
#PDX
#PhotographersOfBluesky
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
It's the wet part of fall in #Oregon and the fly agaric mushroom season is at its peak.
#PhotographersOfBluesky
#PhotographersOfBluesky
October 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
It's the wet part of fall in #Oregon and the fly agaric mushroom season is at its peak.
#PhotographersOfBluesky
#PhotographersOfBluesky
October 2017: westbound on NE Couch, just about to cross MLK and embark unto the Burnside Bridge.
#PhotographersOfBluesky
#PortlandOregon
#PDX #Oregon
#PhotographersOfBluesky
#PortlandOregon
#PDX #Oregon
October 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
October 2017: westbound on NE Couch, just about to cross MLK and embark unto the Burnside Bridge.
#PhotographersOfBluesky
#PortlandOregon
#PDX #Oregon
#PhotographersOfBluesky
#PortlandOregon
#PDX #Oregon
Wall painting of a business next to Via Chicago Pizza, NE 15th and Prescott in #PDX. The Chicago-style pizza is as authentic as you can get this far west of the Mississippi and delicious. Enjoyed in the lengthening shadows of an August Sunday afternoon, it's very special.
#PhotographersOfBluesky
#PhotographersOfBluesky
October 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Wall painting of a business next to Via Chicago Pizza, NE 15th and Prescott in #PDX. The Chicago-style pizza is as authentic as you can get this far west of the Mississippi and delicious. Enjoyed in the lengthening shadows of an August Sunday afternoon, it's very special.
#PhotographersOfBluesky
#PhotographersOfBluesky
And here's #Portland, actually on #nokingsday👑🚫 being dissolved in chaos and strife.
Photo was taken from the same balcony as the others. Earlier pix were taken with a phone. 1/4
#PDX #PhotographersOfBluesky #Oregon
Photo was taken from the same balcony as the others. Earlier pix were taken with a phone. 1/4
#PDX #PhotographersOfBluesky #Oregon
October 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
And here's #Portland, actually on #nokingsday👑🚫 being dissolved in chaos and strife.
Photo was taken from the same balcony as the others. Earlier pix were taken with a phone. 1/4
#PDX #PhotographersOfBluesky #Oregon
Photo was taken from the same balcony as the others. Earlier pix were taken with a phone. 1/4
#PDX #PhotographersOfBluesky #Oregon
Alexander James Adams, the Faerie Tale Minstrel, rocking #Orycon45 as only he can.
We've followed Alec's career (and his sometimes perilous journeys) for the last 30 years more or less.
#PhotographersOfBluesky #PDX #Portland #Orycon
We've followed Alec's career (and his sometimes perilous journeys) for the last 30 years more or less.
#PhotographersOfBluesky #PDX #Portland #Orycon
October 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Alexander James Adams, the Faerie Tale Minstrel, rocking #Orycon45 as only he can.
We've followed Alec's career (and his sometimes perilous journeys) for the last 30 years more or less.
#PhotographersOfBluesky #PDX #Portland #Orycon
We've followed Alec's career (and his sometimes perilous journeys) for the last 30 years more or less.
#PhotographersOfBluesky #PDX #Portland #Orycon
#Portland at sunset, from the 15th floor of the Doubletree Lloyd Center. This was #Orycon45. (good to see you, @lynniemae.bsky.social . It's been too long)
#PhotographersOfBluesky
#PhotographersOfBluesky
October 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
#Portland at sunset, from the 15th floor of the Doubletree Lloyd Center. This was #Orycon45. (good to see you, @lynniemae.bsky.social . It's been too long)
#PhotographersOfBluesky
#PhotographersOfBluesky