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Samuel John Klein
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Graphic Designer without portfolio, native #Oregonian, aspiring #artist who tarried too long. Trying to become the artist I was always supposed to be. #Oregon, #Photography, #Painting, #Drawing, Married to a cartoonist. 🚫MAGA
#Watercolor tutorial: Fish in a cave.
Tutorial by Mako; painting by me.
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Mood.
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
When you wake up and your cat seems to be judging you for staying in bed.

First of all ... rude.

Second of all ... cuuuuuute

#CaptainJack
#ArtCats
#CatsOfBlueSky
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Mood.
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
While everyone's making sex jokes about the idea that a certain former POTUS may have gotten orally serviced by a cretin current one, as you lay your legacy down on the social, my unasked-for advise would be to keep the following in mind:
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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the Democratic Party should have 2 major goals for the next time it holds power: (1) completely rebuild the destroyed federal government capacity, and (2) crush the GOP, which enabled so much corruption and immiseration. destroy their funding, jail their leaders, make it so a new party has to emerge
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Fixed my old fairey mushroom headband and made a new headband with repurposed claw clip that broke over summer.
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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America:
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Megyn Kelly is trending.

BlueSky, come on now, lets change that to Megyn R. Kelly.
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Number 6 and number 7? (Makes hand motion, hello fellow kids)
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Mood.
(inside you there are two Patrick McGoohans. They dislike each other.)
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Do you have:
- a camouflaged face and no money?
- a police bike?
- turned-up nose?
- Latin roots?
- Everything?

If so, there is a high probabilty you are the heroine of the David Bowie 1984 hit single Blue Jean. Or you need medication. One or the other.
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Yesterday Megyn Kelly seemed to suggest that physical intimacy with a 15 year old child was okay because at least it wasn't a 5 year old.

A lot of people seem okay with her saying it. She still has a career. I'm having trouble grasping this.
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
What if there were no such thing as a trick question?
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Q: What do you call someone who becomes an annoying influencer during the full moon?
A: A Lycansubscribe.
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Upper West Burnside, looking east toward downtown #PortlandOregon

#PDX
#PhotographersOfBluesky
November 2, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Buildings on upper West Burnside in Portland, adjacent to the Uptown Shopping Center.

#PortlandOregon
#PDX
#PhotographersOfBluesky
November 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Captain Jack: Studio Assistant.
#CatsOfBlueSky
#PhotographersOfBlueSky
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
It's the wet part of fall in #Oregon and the fly agaric mushroom season is at its peak.

#PhotographersOfBluesky
October 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
October 2017: westbound on NE Couch, just about to cross MLK and embark unto the Burnside Bridge.

#PhotographersOfBluesky
#PortlandOregon
#PDX #Oregon
October 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Wall painting of a business next to Via Chicago Pizza, NE 15th and Prescott in #PDX. The Chicago-style pizza is as authentic as you can get this far west of the Mississippi and delicious. Enjoyed in the lengthening shadows of an August Sunday afternoon, it's very special.

#PhotographersOfBluesky
October 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
And here's #Portland, actually on #nokingsday👑🚫 being dissolved in chaos and strife.
Photo was taken from the same balcony as the others. Earlier pix were taken with a phone. 1/4

#PDX #PhotographersOfBluesky #Oregon
October 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Alexander James Adams, the Faerie Tale Minstrel, rocking #Orycon45 as only he can.

We've followed Alec's career (and his sometimes perilous journeys) for the last 30 years more or less.

#PhotographersOfBluesky #PDX #Portland #Orycon
October 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
#Portland at sunset, from the 15th floor of the Doubletree Lloyd Center. This was #Orycon45. (good to see you, @lynniemae.bsky.social . It's been too long)

#PhotographersOfBluesky
October 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM