Buddy you ever see a Ragavan dash dance? You're about to.

If you tell me I am dead, the controller comes off my lap. Lines God did not see have become available. I am no sicko anymore but if you give me a premature "you're dead" or "GGs" I WILL go back to 2015. ESPECIALLY if you try to get me to scoop.

(Someone in top 4 of this Newtype Challenge hit me with "I win here", popped a shield into a free removal spell and died on the spot, though we played for 4 more turns.

Deep dish is the best pizza and it ain't close

But Detroit can be 2nd.

(Marida is not.......THAT evil. Just like a war criminal who was following orders but occasionally said no and finally got killed for doing the right thing for like the second time in her life. But we support women's wrongs in anime in this house.)

All this to say:

I'm force-feming my LGS by convincing them to drop their Amuro/Kira/Char decks and sleeving up some Haman Karns and Merida Cruzes. All hail the Incredibly Evil War Criminal Women deck! (ft. 2 copies of Full Frontal, but they've got a consult for HRT next week.)

The Aerial/Academy stuff seems really close to good. The Iron Blooded Orphans support was actually fantastic. Epyon is one hell of a late game control payoff. (That's also an enabler!?!?!?) Combat math still runs the show, but the action step/ABAD remains *incredibly relevant*!

The Lfrith "problem" has largely been handled. The game is still largely defined by combat math. Decks actually gave viable endgames, but the GW Control deck still has the best turn 9 by a mile (which it should! It wants to play on turn 9!) Amuro/Kira is still a little overturned, but it's fine.

Like there seems to be this weird belief that the Trump DOJ is going to release files that will result in bad optics for...Trump and the DOJ.

This is what God invented Perfect Hards for :^]

We are witnessing one of the greatest statistical 5-year runs since Wilt.

Also someone PLEASE get that MVP trophy from Embiid's place and send it to its true home.

This also resulted in me calling Standard Type 2 for WAYYYYYYY longer than I should have bc I was taught by boomers.