Six Legged Spider
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Six Legged Spider
@six-legged-spider.bsky.social
Hi, I'm a Six-Legged-Spider, a miniature from the 80s who loves all things D&D. I was crafted with only 6 legs. Follow & share!

My lair is a safe space for LGBTQIA, all faiths, genders, and people regardless of skin color. Play nice!
Behold my D&D Gabba Gabba crossover... @wotc-news.bsky.social
April 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
What #D&D monster are you?
March 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
He made a lot of money off one coyote.
SpaceX is actually ACME, isn’t it
March 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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March 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
And it isn't even a bag of holding.
March 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Paladin *pointing a shaking finger* " You are in bed with dark powers, I shall smite thee!"
Bard: So you’re looking to be an adventurer?

Rogue: Yep! I just want to apply my skills for the good of the world.

Bard: Ok...you good with your hands?

Rogue: I am.

Bard: How so?

Rogue: Uhh...I can correctly fold a fitted sheet.

Bard, in awe: Holy shit—you’re hired!

#DnD
February 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Amazing work!
Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you 🌸

Satori model by @irnkman.bsky.social

#miniatures #minipainting #art #painting #3dprinting #d&d #warhammer #zelda #botw #totk
February 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I also didn't ask how big the room is!
Rogue: Ok, it’s gonna be tricky—we’re gonna need a plan.

DM, 4 long hours later: Ok, so what’s the plan?

Rogue: So, we capture—

Sorcerer: I cast Fireball!

DM: Is that part of the plan?

Sorcerer: Nope! But it’s more fun!

DM: THEN WHY DID YOU PLAN FOR 4 HOURS?!?

#DnD #TTRPG
February 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Old school #D&D
February 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
February 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
February 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
In college, I ran a GURPS fantasy game where the players found a magical talking book that they took with them.

The PCs are in a dungeon maze, trying to get out.

PC: Are there any monsters nearby.

Book: I can find out.

PC nods.

Book: *shouting* Hey! Are there any monsters here?!
Shitty Item Idea:

A sentient talking shield that constantly complains:

“Do we HAVE to attack those goblins?”
“Oh, sure, put ME in the way of that maul.”
“OUCH, that REALLY hurt!”
#DnD
February 17, 2025 at 7:33 AM
You can use it in combat as a boneus action.
Player: Can we loot the bodies?

DM:...They’re skeletons, they’re only going to have bones and their rusty weapons.

Player: What if I rolled an 18 on investigation?

DM: An 18?! Well now that you mention it, one of the bones is a +1 club!

Player: Really?!

DM: No!!

#DnD
February 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Don't roll ones.
February 17, 2025 at 7:02 AM
What do you call a mummy that adjusts your back?

A Cairopractor.
February 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
What do you get when you cross a troll with a werewolf?

A lichenthrope.

#Discworld #theturtlemoves
February 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM
The Star Wars crossover RPG we deserve.
February 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
A friend printed this for me years ago.
February 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Immoral Combat!
January 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Check these out!
I had to take a closer look, but these are really cool dice boxes. They slide open!
I am getting sick and feeling tired. These are all the boxes I still have in my shop.

How cool would it be for me to wake up tomorrow and see that one of these has sold? It would be very cool! #dnd #woodworking #BlueskyNightMarket
staffandbranch.com
January 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Wait... wait...

Pythons are thesbians?!
finally bought myself a set of dice because gf will not stop making fun of me for using a python script I wrote instead of rolling physical dice

they purdy
January 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
... from yourself.
My good friend Mimi the Mimic wants you all to know that you can trust her to keep your dice safe! She promises!!!

Watch the build process for this #dnd #ttrpg Mimic dice box here: youtu.be/i5J1eBT8m_k?...
January 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Reminds me of Dungeons and Doggies from #Dungeons&Daddies
DOG DICE DOG DICE DOG DICE
January 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I loved these stamps, but no Owlbear? No Mimic?

NO SIX LEGGED SPIDER?!
January 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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:D
January 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM