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Burke
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As a geneticist it's really important to know what eugenics is and make sure that nazis never feel like you're on their side
April 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Been enjoying my little sister using those ig updates like I'd use MySpace statuses lol
April 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
On one hand the West Coast Smile at everyone gets me into trouble on the street sometimes but on the other hand sometimes people whole face lights up so
April 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Forgot people from other places are impressed when I tell them where I work
April 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I wish every person posting anti trans things a very happy "I hope your kids stop talking to you when they leave the house"
April 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It's cool that now I get to feel anxious at work and in my own home. And the morale of both stories is that if you over extend yourself trying to be a good person, it will always be to your own detriment!
April 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My best friend has started bargaining for moving closer to me in exchange to agreeing to retire back in Oregon with her lol
April 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Hack: if you have severe allergies to the trees and start crying from your anxiety everyone will leave you alone bc they assume your watery eyes are from the pollen
April 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Just had a check in with my boss who told me he's expressly not mad at me for for anything which turns out is the only thing you really have to tell me every few months
March 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Decided to be hot today
March 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Daniel has a tummy ache so now I'm gonna make him rice and chicken puree for dinner
March 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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23andMe declared bankruptcy and the company is gonna be sold off for parts. That includes your DNA information and the only amount of control you have is to delete your info immediately. It’s very simple to do.

Gift link: wapo.st/4kUsBEF
March 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Oregon didn't deserve to win that one but it still hurts
March 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Type of shit I've been on
March 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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I should be able to order soup at the bar.
March 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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From 2010 to 2016 (latest data I have ), NIH research contributed to EVERY drug approved by the FDA
March 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Sco ducks am I right or am I fucking right guys
March 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I have to let my roots grow out a few inches at least once a year so I can do a deep check for if my Grey's have came yet (they have not)
March 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Netanyahu has not allowed any food, water, or fuel into Gaza in two weeks.

Now he has resumed bombing, killing hundreds of people and breaking the ceasefire that had given Gaza a chance to live again.

NO MORE MILITARY AID TO ISRAEL.
March 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I had to see this so now so do you
I’m going viral on the other app because I posted “acab includes teachers” i’m facing a lot of verbal abuse & mockery from people that haven’t read a word of school abolition theory or even watched a video or read a zine or article
March 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Making my RN friend who does botox and weight loss injections constantly mad by replying to her before and after posts with a video of me trying my best to scrunch my face up into whatever shape necessary to get the lines she just got rid of on someone else
March 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My morning affirmations recently: you didn't choose a career path that makes a lot of money but you did choose a career path that makes it likely other countries would like you move there if you need
March 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The fact no one else in this lab is a single drop Irish is very clear to me today, ain't a soul got on green but me. I should start pinching
March 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Yeah I did cut a few inches off my bangs bc my friend said she needed some of my hair. No I don't know what she needs it for, I'm sure it's something normal
March 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM