Siue Allen
@sitebadger.bsky.social
Environmental Manager | Auditor | Planning Compliance | Conservation Management | Ecological Assessment | living and working in Scotland 🏴
#Wülferhampton
Bogus handle bunch o’ numbers = 🚫
#Wülferhampton
Bogus handle bunch o’ numbers = 🚫
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The previous attempt with sheep was a dismal failure. Although that's what happens when you put seagulls in charge.
Drawing by the late Finnish artist, Connie Lindqvist.
Drawing by the late Finnish artist, Connie Lindqvist.
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The previous attempt with sheep was a dismal failure. Although that's what happens when you put seagulls in charge.
Drawing by the late Finnish artist, Connie Lindqvist.
Drawing by the late Finnish artist, Connie Lindqvist.
That genuinely made me LOL 😂
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
That genuinely made me LOL 😂
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A duck goes into a bar at the Kennedy space centre and says to the barman "I'd like a pint of lager please"
The astonished barman says " this is amazing, you should apply for a job with NASA"
The duck looks at him and says "why the fuck would NASA need a plasterer??"
The astonished barman says " this is amazing, you should apply for a job with NASA"
The duck looks at him and says "why the fuck would NASA need a plasterer??"
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
A duck goes into a bar at the Kennedy space centre and says to the barman "I'd like a pint of lager please"
The astonished barman says " this is amazing, you should apply for a job with NASA"
The duck looks at him and says "why the fuck would NASA need a plasterer??"
The astonished barman says " this is amazing, you should apply for a job with NASA"
The duck looks at him and says "why the fuck would NASA need a plasterer??"
Beyond embarrassing. Low life scum.
Afternoon lovely baker 🥰
Afternoon lovely baker 🥰
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Beyond embarrassing. Low life scum.
Afternoon lovely baker 🥰
Afternoon lovely baker 🥰
Afternoon Your Holiness 👋
We are having a lovely lazy day today, Mr B is worn out from coughing yesterday but he had a good sleep in so is just carrying on in that mode 😄
We are having a lovely lazy day today, Mr B is worn out from coughing yesterday but he had a good sleep in so is just carrying on in that mode 😄
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Afternoon Your Holiness 👋
We are having a lovely lazy day today, Mr B is worn out from coughing yesterday but he had a good sleep in so is just carrying on in that mode 😄
We are having a lovely lazy day today, Mr B is worn out from coughing yesterday but he had a good sleep in so is just carrying on in that mode 😄
Wow! That’s really brilliant - go Norvik ✊
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Wow! That’s really brilliant - go Norvik ✊
Completely. There’s an epic video of when Fartage travelled to the US to see Trump after the ‘ear episode’ and Trump wasn’t bothered to see him, Fartage had a real fannywobble 😆
See the even better @janeygodley.bsky.social voiceover of the same vid - it’s awesome 🤣🤣
See the even better @janeygodley.bsky.social voiceover of the same vid - it’s awesome 🤣🤣
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Completely. There’s an epic video of when Fartage travelled to the US to see Trump after the ‘ear episode’ and Trump wasn’t bothered to see him, Fartage had a real fannywobble 😆
See the even better @janeygodley.bsky.social voiceover of the same vid - it’s awesome 🤣🤣
See the even better @janeygodley.bsky.social voiceover of the same vid - it’s awesome 🤣🤣
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If the BBC will instruct me to defend this, I promise to reduce his claim by between 300% and 500%.
Isn’t that how this works?
Isn’t that how this works?
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 AM
If the BBC will instruct me to defend this, I promise to reduce his claim by between 300% and 500%.
Isn’t that how this works?
Isn’t that how this works?
He is also Trump’s biggest fanboy.
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
He is also Trump’s biggest fanboy.
Seems legit 🤷🏻♀️
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Seems legit 🤷🏻♀️
He says that he did add sugar and some chopped up apple then let it stew, so not quite so incidental 😄
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
He says that he did add sugar and some chopped up apple then let it stew, so not quite so incidental 😄